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(Message started by: Becky on Aug 23^rd, 2004, 9:14pm)

Title: Nuggets of Zen
Post by Becky on Aug 23^rd, 2004, 9:14pm

>Nuggets of Zen
>
>
>
>Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not
>walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk
>beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.
>
>Sex is like air. It's not important unless you
>aren't getting any.
>
>If you lend someone $20, and never see that person
>again, it was probably worth it.
>
>Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach
>him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.
>
>If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
>
>Before you criticize someone, you should walk a
>mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize
>them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
>
>If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try
>missing a couple of car payments.
>
>It is far more impressive when others discover your
>good qualities without your help.
>
>It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply
>to serve as a warning to others.
>
>Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
>
>Always remember you're unique.
>Just like everyone else.
>
>No one is listening until you make a mistake.
>
>Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced,
>you can't be promoted.
>
>It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going
>to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to
>do it.
>
>The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken
>fan belt and a leaky tire.
>

Title: Re: Nuggets of Zen
Post by john_d on Aug 23^rd, 2004, 9:21pm

that's funny, thanks! ;;D I think I will go spam it to my friends via email. ;;D

Title: Re: Nuggets of Zen
Post by Carl_D on Aug 23^rd, 2004, 9:27pm

Ah, and always remember...

Confuscious say:

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

Man who stands on toilet very high on pot.

Man who falls into toilet feel like dung.

Man who walks through airport turnstiles sideways most likely going to Bangkok.

The early bird always gets the worm, but the second mouse always gets the cheese. ;;D

CD