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(Message started by: Longhaired Redneck on Aug 23rd, 2004, 8:14pm)
Title: Clarification
Post by Longhaired Redneck on Aug 23rd, 2004, 8:14pm

Just to make things clear, as to who I am!
Have been Redneck, but was informed by the wife that this is not quite correct  :-[ Have been and always be a Longhaired Redneck (my definition, not the common one). Some of you may know me as Jimbo (more commonly JImbo) not to be confused with the long time board member Jimbo. Hope this helps clear up some minor confusion. Sorry for any misunderstandings.

LHR (Longhaired Redneck)
aka (in another life JImbo)
Title: Re: Clarification
Post by Kris_in_SJ on Aug 23rd, 2004, 8:22pm
Huh???

Kris
Title: Re: Clarification
Post by BobG on Aug 23rd, 2004, 8:32pm
Well I know I'm clarified.  [smiley=huh.gif]

Thanks Jimbo JImbo Redneck LonghairedRedneck.

One question? What's the difference between a Redneck and a Longhaired Redneck? It's a serious question, I'm not from the south. Hell, I don't even know NASCAR stands for.
Title: Re: Clarification
Post by IndianaJohn on Aug 23rd, 2004, 8:33pm
now, I'm confused... [smiley=huh.gif]
Title: Re: Clarification
Post by Linda_Howell on Aug 23rd, 2004, 8:33pm


I think I've been here at ch.com way too long because I actually  GOT that.  

 Never known a redneck with long hair though.  



                  Linda
Title: Re: Clarification
Post by Carl_D on Aug 23rd, 2004, 8:35pm
Lot's of longhaired rednecks here in southern Illinois...
Welcome Longhaired Redneck.  ;;D

Carl D "FREEK"
Title: Re: Clarification
Post by john_d on Aug 23rd, 2004, 8:36pm
rednecks just listen to country music, longhaired rednecks listen to country music AND classic rock   ;)  or I could be wrong.

edit
Welcome Jimbo
Title: Re: Clarification
Post by Linda_Howell on Aug 23rd, 2004, 8:41pm


    NASCAR:

     National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing.

BobG I am ashamed of you for not knowing that.

                Linda
Title: Re: Clarification
Post by IndianaJohn on Aug 23rd, 2004, 8:43pm
Yeah, welcome LHR!  sorry about that :-/
Title: Re: Clarification
Post by BobG on Aug 23rd, 2004, 8:54pm
I just knew you'd come through for me Linda. I don't pay much attention to that roundy-round stuff. Cars that have such things as Viagra or Tide written all over them and go in circles for hours are just a little wierd. I'm more interested in cars that have 6,000 hp and go 300+ mph and you know the winner in less than 5 seconds.

Quote:
National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing

Stock Car? That's a stretch. And Stock Car Auto is a little redundant.
I do know what NHRA stands for and I know the difference between a hot rod and street rod. That's gotta count for somethin'.
Title: Re: Clarification
Post by Mark C on Aug 23rd, 2004, 9:37pm
Do you know Carrie Liz RN Chronic Chic?

;;D
Title: Re: Clarification
Post by BobG on Aug 23rd, 2004, 9:39pm

on 08/23/04 at 21:37:44, Mark C wrote:
Do you know Carrie Liz RN Chronic Chic?

;;D

I've heard of them but never tried them.  ::)
Title: Re: Clarification
Post by Longhaired Redneck on Aug 23rd, 2004, 10:36pm
Hmmmm,
maybe i was borned in a cotton patch yesterday! :P
I Don't do NASCAR, Don"t do country music (not what they call country today)


SEX   DRUGS & ROCK and ROLL

Thanks for all the replys  ::)

Longhaired Redneck is here to stay, every where!

LHR, hmmm, can anybody find me a blue dragon for an avatar?  :)
Title: Re: Clarification
Post by Donna_D. on Aug 23rd, 2004, 10:45pm
Ask and ye shall receive...


http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Ei8B8zK6a78J:www.drowtales.com/kaki/pictures/4861.png

http://www.fictionalworlds.com/forgotrealms/CREATURES/BLUE%20DRAGON.jpg

http://www.eskimo.com/~kmiles/images-ceramics/jabber2.jpg


http://members.lycos.nl/mcloony/hpbimg/Blue%20Dragon%20Klein.jpg


http://masterman.phila.k12.pa.us/about/images/dragon.gif


DD



Big thanks to KOP on the assist  ;)
Title: Re: Clarification
Post by KingOfPain on Aug 23rd, 2004, 10:50pm


on 08/23/04 at 22:36:32, Longhaired Redneck wrote:
LHR, hmmm, can anybody find me a blue dragon for an avatar?  :)



http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d602b3127cceb55ff5c71e960000001610





 ;;D
Title: Re: Clarification
Post by KingOfPain on Aug 23rd, 2004, 10:53pm

Seriously:


http://www.dharmarose.com/graphics/goods/treefree/dragons/xl_TF52001.jpg
Title: Re: Clarification
Post by Melissa on Aug 23rd, 2004, 10:56pm
DD, that second one is wicked!  i LIKE it! hehe
Title: Re: Clarification
Post by Longhaired Redneck on Aug 23rd, 2004, 11:18pm
Wow,
Hangs head in shame,
Thanks, those all are beautiful  :)

for those of you who have never seen the castle guard!

sorry I dont know how to insert an image,
photobucket.com  album Jimbo803, has the castle guard with scotch bottle and rifle  8)
Title: Re: Clarification
Post by Cerberus on Aug 24th, 2004, 12:01am
Ah...good ol fashioned clarification....gotta love it, Cause now I am totally confused [smiley=huh.gif]

Ramon
Title: Re: Clarification
Post by Longhaired Redneck on Aug 24th, 2004, 12:07am
Don't feel bad,
I started the mess and now I am confused
(wanders, mumbles something about {grey beard}, begs for scotch) :-[ ;)
Title: Re: Clarification
Post by Charlie on Aug 24th, 2004, 1:48am
Who's on first?   ::)

Glad to have you though. I need a scorecard.

Charlie
Title: Re: Clarification
Post by TomM on Aug 24th, 2004, 11:11am

on 08/24/04 at 01:48:21, Charlie wrote:
Who's on first?   ::)


I don't care...is on third.  ;;D

Welcome LHR!

TomM
Title: Re: Clarification
Post by Jeepgun on Aug 24th, 2004, 1:49pm
Do you have long hair, or just a really long mullet? You can't be proper redneck unless you have a bitchen mullet.  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Clarification
Post by Longhaired Redneck on Aug 24th, 2004, 5:50pm
;;D
Not long as it's gonna get old son!


"mullet" damn i hate that word, thought that was a fish?
Title: Re: Clarification
Post by forgetfulnot on Aug 24th, 2004, 6:36pm
No Nascar, no redneck!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lee

violators will be prosecuted. ;;D
Title: Re: Clarification
Post by Lizzie2 on Aug 24th, 2004, 7:05pm

on 08/23/04 at 21:37:44, Mark C wrote:
Do you know Carrie Liz RN Chronic Chic?

;;D



HEY!!  LMAO...i missed it!!! ROTFLMMFAO!!!

Yeah when you get as many name changes as me, you win a prize...but the prize is just confusion from other friends and "annoying name changer" prize... ;)

Hugz,
CarrieBethRN/Lizzie2/chronic_chic  ;;D
Title: Re: Clarification
Post by Longhaired Redneck on Aug 24th, 2004, 7:50pm
Alas,
The simplest things are often the most complicated. Sort of like giving directions, what you say or see ain't what is heard or intended. :-[ (NOT)
Title: Re: Clarification
Post by john_d on Aug 24th, 2004, 8:12pm

on 08/24/04 at 19:50:48, Longhaired Redneck wrote:
Alas,
The simplest things are often the most complicated. Sort of like giving directions, what you say or see ain't what is heard or intended. :-[ (NOT)


I don't understand this no matter how many times I read it.    ;;D  No offense LHR, I just don't understand it.  
Title: Re: Clarification
Post by Root on Aug 24th, 2004, 8:14pm
I know a Mullet is a fish, cause I've caught them.
Title: Re: Clarification
Post by Kris_in_SJ on Aug 24th, 2004, 8:39pm
Dear Mr. Longhaired Redneck,

What was this post all about to begin with?????  

I think I lost the thread somewhere ......

Kris
Title: Re: Clarification
Post by Little Deb on Aug 24th, 2004, 9:00pm

on 08/23/04 at 20:54:35, BobG wrote:
Cars that have such things as Viagra or Tide written all over them and go in circles for hours are just a little wierd.


Stock Car? That's a stretch. And Stock Car Auto is a little redundant.
.



I'm with ya on that BobG ::)

Welcome to the guy with long red hair..... ;;D

...............................................Little Deb
Title: Re: Clarification
Post by Longhaired Redneck on Aug 24th, 2004, 10:13pm
It really dont take much to amuse us CH'ers does it.

change the name of the thread to "confiusis"

LHR

(DJ) insanity rampant, lock and beam up please! :P
Title: Re: Clarification
Post by cootie on Aug 24th, 2004, 10:26pm
can you say STRANGE !!!? Beamin back to the real world Pam
Title: Re: Clarification
Post by john_d on Aug 24th, 2004, 10:32pm

on 08/24/04 at 22:26:57, cootie wrote:
can you say STRANGE !!!? Beamin back to the real world Pam


yep
Title: Re: Clarification
Post by forgetfulnot on Aug 24th, 2004, 11:03pm

on 08/24/04 at 21:00:07, Little Deb wrote:
I'm with ya on that BobG ::)

Welcome to the guy with long red hair..... ;;D

...............................................Little Deb






Ya ought to try riding in one, that is when you will know how weird it is. ;)
Title: Re: Clarification
Post by buckeyescooter on Aug 25th, 2004, 1:29am
I'm still trying to figure out what the fuck an avatar is.
Title: Re: Clarification
Post by Jeepgun on Aug 25th, 2004, 12:00pm
For your viewing pleasure: Here is a redneck in all of his mullet-tastic glory:

http://www.mulletsgalore.com/motw/images/ProfileImage.jpg
Title: Re: Clarification
Post by Lizzie2 on Aug 25th, 2004, 1:03pm

on 08/25/04 at 01:29:00, buckeyescooter wrote:
I'm still trying to figure out what the fuck an avatar is.


That little picture of Charlie Brown ya got under yer name there on the left! :)
Title: Re: Clarification
Post by crazy_mj on Aug 25th, 2004, 2:32pm
I was staying out of the conversation until I happened upon the picture of that mulletted greek god!!
That gaze of his just melts me!!  Is he available??
Title: Re: Clarification
Post by BobG on Aug 25th, 2004, 3:03pm

on 08/25/04 at 14:32:41, crazy_mj wrote:
mulletted greek god!!
That gaze of his just melts me!!  Is he available??

Oh my God I think I'm going to gag. You can have him/it, whatever.  8)

Try Goggle-ing mullet. At least 387,000 entries.



;;D
Title: Re: Clarification
Post by Longhaired Redneck on Aug 27th, 2004, 9:59pm
Damn,
This shud die  :P
But it's too much fun. Cause almost nothing offends me, I like crazy people  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Just something to think about:

Quotes from famous rednecks:

You can't see the forest for the trees!

Sweep your own steps off before you worry about mine!

If you don't use your head you may as well have 2 a**holes!

(and how much more do we need?)

Now do I need to change my name again?  ;;D


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