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(Message started by: Jonny on Aug 23rd, 2004, 5:24pm)
Title: More posts than God...10,000
Post by Jonny on Aug 23rd, 2004, 5:24pm
October 5th will be five years since I washed up here at CH.COM, I found tons of information about what was going on in my head....But more than that I found all of you. You all have made a huge difference in my life, a difference that can not be measured.

I spent over 20 years alone in this pain and now I have all of you, get used to it....I aint fucking going anywhere ;;D

Ok, enough of that shit!!

STFU before I put a boot in your ass.....LMAO ;;D

Your stuck with me.....Smile! ;;D

.................................jonny 10,000
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by echo on Aug 23rd, 2004, 5:24pm
Yea!  HE did it.


Da King Jonny

Edit: we may be stuck with you but I for one am glad you're here.  S'g the FU now.
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by john_d on Aug 23rd, 2004, 5:30pm
...and here is your prize[smiley=moonwiggle.gif]

lol, hope to see you hit 20,000 jonny
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by Donna_D. on Aug 23rd, 2004, 5:30pm
LONG LIVE THE KING!!!

So....


What are  you going to do for an encore?


Way to Go Jonny...you truly are the King!

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_3_13.gif

DD


For anyone who missed the 10,000 mark~ I have a screen shot...pm me and I will email ya!


What a Historic Occasion!
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by Mac on Aug 23rd, 2004, 5:31pm
Wow! Congrats Jonny


http://www.innocentsinner.com/fark/wtf.jpg

Glen
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by TomM on Aug 23rd, 2004, 5:32pm

on 08/23/04 at 17:24:58, echo wrote:
Da King Jonny


PAHHHLEASE!!!!!!!!!! Not a king but more like a pesky fly buzzing in your ear.  Harmless but annoying.  ;;D
TomM
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by IndianaJohn on Aug 23rd, 2004, 5:32pm
Congrats jonny!  Hope the next 10,000 is less painful than the first..
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by Ree on Aug 23rd, 2004, 5:37pm
Congratulations........... now tell me who your Neurologist is... Daves is moving...........love ya KING of the ch tribe...........reehttp://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3d622b3127cce8c5784934ca40000001610
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by BlueMeanie on Aug 23rd, 2004, 5:38pm
Congrats jonny dude !!!!

Lets' see, only 9160 more to go and I will be KING. lol

Seriously, you've helped 1000's of people through those 10.000 posts and I commend you for that.

Keep it up jonny !
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by Luciano on Aug 23rd, 2004, 5:44pm
Hey dude! Congrats!
Ahhh... if only I could have another zero...: http://www.grappolaiuto.it/yabbse/index.php?action=viewprofile;user=Luciano
(check my post number)

Well I can say I'm 1/10 of an 1/2 wop... LOL [smiley=laugh.gif]

W DA KING! ;)

1,000% wop... Luciano.
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by PittsburghJoe on Aug 23rd, 2004, 5:48pm
Jonny, you are indded the KING!

And I only have 9900+ to catch up to you. My fingers are tired just thinking about it...

Joe
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by Donna_D. on Aug 23rd, 2004, 6:43pm
Interesting facts about King Jonny's 10,000 posts.


After hours upon hours of tedious research going through each of the King's posts, the tally is final and the following results are in:

Jonny's 10,000 Posts Contained:

8,653   ;;D

7,476  I AM THE KING

6,987  REFERENCES TO SEXUAL ACTS

6,327  FUKENEH

6,124  REFERENCES TO "THE MULE"

5,490  STFUD

5,987 DEAD SNAKE OIL SALESMEN/TROLLS

3,546    [smiley=guyflash.gif]

2, 764  THREATS OF BODILY INJURY

2,509  PICTURES OF "THE BIRD"


And he did it all wearing the same pair of boots!!


And that is just the top ten list folks!


Jonny, you are one of a kind!



SMOOOOOOOOCH!!


[smiley=finger.gif]


;;D


DD
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by Mark C on Aug 23rd, 2004, 7:00pm
Who's jonny............................................ ;;D



http://www.dragonsspine.org/albums/coronation2002/images/crown_gif.jpg









Thanks Dude.......I love ya!
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by alleyoop on Aug 23rd, 2004, 7:33pm
Jonny you are the undisputed KING!!!




                                                http://www.install.gr/forum/images/new_smil/pimpdaddy.gif


And since every KING should have a THRONE................




                                    http://www.install.gr/forum/images/new_smil/toilet.gif


Way to go dude..................................

......................................................alley ;;D
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by Jimmy_B on Aug 23rd, 2004, 7:42pm
Way to go, bro....I just wish I could give ya 10,000 days & nights pain-free.

In the Court of the Crimson King. (AKA Clusterville).

Jimmy
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by stevegeebe on Aug 23rd, 2004, 8:04pm
Somehow I knew there would be a boot attached.

Thanks Jonny.

Steve G
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by Linda_Howell on Aug 23rd, 2004, 8:06pm


   And every word of every one of his 10,000 posts typed with 2 index fingers.

  hunt-n-peck hunt-n-peck hunt-n-peck... [smiley=pokeeye.gif]

Linda
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by Tim_Z on Aug 23rd, 2004, 8:19pm
Congrats Jonny. ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D

Tim
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by OneEyeBlind on Aug 23rd, 2004, 8:42pm
And just keep on keeping on, Jonny.   ;;D
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by Carl_D on Aug 23rd, 2004, 8:56pm
I know da King
8)
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by Little Deb on Aug 23rd, 2004, 9:08pm
Didn't know you could count that high jonny....oh, that's right, someone did it for you! [smiley=eek.gif]

Seriously though.  What's the big deal??   [smiley=huh.gif] [smiley=huh.gif] [smiley=huh.gif] [smiley=huh.gif]

Just shows that jonny has to have his  [smiley=twocents.gif] in every thread cause he thinks he is totally  [smiley=cool2.gif].

Well, hell.  Maybe he is.  Maybe he is cool.  Just cause he is always there, for anyone, at anytime, for any need.  Just cause his hair is prettier than mine, and he wears his jeans tighter, and he looks better in lipstick [smiley=oops.gif], I mean tatoos.

Maybe he does have THE biggest !!!!......uhhhhhhhhh......well you know.........  boots [smiley=bigguns.gif]  not to mention....well, nevermind [smiley=sgrin.gif]

Oh HECK!  I might as well just join in with the rest of you and congratulate the ole' man [smiley=baby.gif]

It's ONLY 10,000.  95% of which he is just tootin' his own horn [smiley=headbanger.gif]

It is a nice tune you are tootin' there jonny.  You may not want everyone to know....but I know....you are a big ole' sweet, gentle hearted softy, with bunny slippers.  And that's ok.  That's the jonny we all know and love.

Keep on postin' darlin'.  We don't care if it is in your bunny slippers and your Mickey Mouse PJ's.  We know there is a man inside.  And we love you. [smiley=hug.gif] :-* ;)

You ROCK ch.com

rambled on enough..........Little Deb [smiley=bow.gif]
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by Leesa on Aug 23rd, 2004, 9:09pm
Hell Jonny you ARE a God to most of us here bro. One that has done ALOT for us here and I thank you supreme ruler of Clusterville!! Congrats bro!! May you have many many more.
[smiley=bow.gif] *bowing do DA KING!!!
Love ya lots, Leesa your humble servent  :-*
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by don on Aug 23rd, 2004, 9:10pm

Quote:
5,490  STFUD


You have not included the 2300 emailed to me, 3625 PMed to me, and the approximate 4100 face to face Shut the Fuck Up Dons.

Long live the queen!
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by john_d on Aug 23rd, 2004, 9:15pm

on 08/23/04 at 21:09:29, Leesa wrote:
Hell Jonny you ARE a God to most of us here bro.


I luv the guy, but not a chance.  ;)
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by Mastifflvr28 on Aug 23rd, 2004, 9:22pm
All hail the King...he's a mean son of a b*tch!!
http://www.maplefallswebdesign.com/misc/jonnybaby.JPG
Congrats Jonny,
Don't kick my ass too hard :)
Mast
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by Sean_C on Aug 23rd, 2004, 9:32pm
Congrats dude, keepem' comin  ;;D

Sean..................
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by don on Aug 23rd, 2004, 9:40pm

Quote:
keepem' comin  


Oh please please do!


Love
Your buddies down at L Street.
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by Kevin_M on Aug 23rd, 2004, 9:41pm
10,000  posts is unbelievable.  Lotta heart, lotsa guts, lots of smart and funny times.  

Thanks jonny, Congratulations!!!

ALLLLLLLLLLLRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTT   ;;D ;;D


Kevin M
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by cootie on Aug 23rd, 2004, 10:02pm
Ok pal......so if ya have any of them god-ly powers in ya can you turn all this rain we have had into BEER ?? Miller 'lifer' Pam  ;)
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by Redd715 on Aug 23rd, 2004, 10:11pm
Better chime in here......

the royal King says....

Let them eat cheese!!!!!!!!!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Keep up the good work!  I'll kick troll ass with you any time!
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by KingOfPain on Aug 23rd, 2004, 10:14pm
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d602b3127cceb55ebd7d3e440000001610



Daaaaaaa, Man:



http://www.a-dzign.com/jonny/Skull%20and%20Crossbones.jpg

http://www.a-dzign.com/jonny/Jonny%20-%20Mario%20Jr.JPG

http://www.clusterheadaches.com/atlanta/atl01.jpg

http://www.a-dzign.com/jonny/nashville/Mvc-003s.jpg

http://www.clusterheadaches.com/vancouver/vancouver66.jpg

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d602b3127cceb5527cce7e0c0000001610

http://www.clusterheadaches.org/conventions/2002/photos/images/55.jpg

http://www.clusterheadaches.com/newyork/newyork03.jpg

http://www.clusterheadaches.com/newyork/newyork04.jpg

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d602b3127cceb55c2b7dffa70000001610

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3d904b3127cce8bd87895d9210000001610

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d602b3127cceb55f841edfdf0000001610

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d602b3127cceb55229363e460000001610

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4dd22b3127cceb9e37aa478840000001610

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d602b3127cceb553cdf81eb60000001610

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4db10b3127ccebf0811a7b9a10000001610





Congrats on your 10,000th.
Thanks for the memories Bro [& everything else].
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by Rock_Lobster on Aug 23rd, 2004, 10:24pm
King of ch.com, Queen of manhole.com   ;;D

 Congrats brudder
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by Rick_K on Aug 24th, 2004, 12:03am
[smiley=bow.gif]   [smiley=bow.gif]  [smiley=bow.gif]

Hail the King!
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by Cerberus on Aug 24th, 2004, 12:24am
HOORAH! Master Chief!

Ramon
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by Charlie on Aug 24th, 2004, 1:39am
http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/allhail.gif

10,000 effen posts. Amazing. You have to wonder how many PMs and Emails the goof has sent in relation to this horror as well.  He does it right, even if he does say so himself.

Congrats Jonny.   http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/Smile Dance.gifhttp://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/Smile Dance.gifhttp://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/Smile Dance.gifhttp://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/Smile Dance.gif

Charlie http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/seerog.gifhttp://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/Smile Dance.gif
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Aug 24th, 2004, 8:53am
Congrats dude!!!

How in the hell do you have time to do some of the awesome work I've seen???
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by Tiannia on Aug 24th, 2004, 10:18am

on 08/23/04 at 22:24:01, Rock_Lobster wrote:
King of ch.com, Queen of manhole.com   ;;D

 Congrats brudder



That could just be taken in the really REALLY wrong way.

Grats hun.  You have beena god send to me and you know it.  I dont have to put it into words.  I cant.  So I wont try.

Love you, bro.
-Tia
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by Peppermint on Aug 24th, 2004, 10:23am
Dayyyum Jonny...10,000!  Well you're past that hurdle now.  

That'd be a jackpot if posts were money, but from what I know, this is a win-win thing here hon.  Ya done good.  :-*

Love,
Pep
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by Hirvimaki on Aug 24th, 2004, 10:39am
Yeah, Jonny! Awesome! Congrats and thanks for sticking around so long!!

Hirvimaki
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by nancyc on Aug 24th, 2004, 11:50am
Did he say...SMILE? LMAO....love you BRO!  smiles,nancyc PS as if you did not know it, you are the BEST!
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by Carl_D on Aug 24th, 2004, 1:19pm
I just figured out why God doesn't post here.

He doesn't believe we exist!

After 10'000 posts, there's no doubt that Jonny does - on many levels.

Hey Steve - I wanna use that blue negative photo on my next CD; as long as the king says it's okay. It's too fucken wild for words.

Peaced,
Carl D FREEK
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by Jeepgun on Aug 24th, 2004, 1:47pm
Way to go, Jonny!!

So you're going to buy me a new Jeep to celebrate, right? ;;D

[O|||||O]
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by Jonny on Aug 24th, 2004, 2:48pm

on 08/24/04 at 08:53:28, ExplodingEyeBall wrote:
Congrats dude!!!

How in the hell do you have time to do some of the awesome work I've seen???


I never post from work thats how ;;D

Ive got two and half years on the old board...I posted twice as much there.....LMAO ;;D

Thanks for the kind words folks, you all mean the world to me!!

....................................jonny
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by stuey on Aug 24th, 2004, 2:57pm
Thanks for all you've given of yourself since I've found this place.  Generous spirits I thinks that what people like you are called.  Stuey
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by Jonny on Aug 24th, 2004, 5:23pm

on 08/24/04 at 13:19:59, Carl_D wrote:
Hey Steve - I wanna use that blue negative photo on my next CD; as long as the king says it's okay. It's too fucken wild for words.



http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4dd22b3127cceb9e37aa478840000001610

Be my guest, Carl.......Just please put in the liner notes that it is not Rob Zombie......LMMFAO ;;D

.................................jonny
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by vig on Aug 24th, 2004, 5:36pm
Here's to the next 10,000!

http://www.kdlltd.com/vig/flagFlying.jpg

Keep the flag flying.
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by Jackie on Aug 24th, 2004, 7:09pm
10,000 post....and all done with two fingers....Whew!!!

That's a bunch of postin' for a "hunt-n-pecker".... ;;D

Dedicated ch.com family member for sure.....  :P

Who loves ya.....  :-*

SMOOOOOCH,
Jacks 8)
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by Jonny on Aug 24th, 2004, 7:25pm

on 08/24/04 at 19:09:46, Jackie wrote:
10,000 post....and all done with two fingers....Whew!!!


Yup, owning my own company allows me to hunt and peck all I want, Jacks........flexible hours how ever I want to flex them.....LOL

Could be worse.......I could be a fucking waiter.....LMAO ;;D

You love me Jacks....thats who!!

SMOOOOOOCH....Baby!

......................................................jonny
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by Longhaired Redneck on Aug 24th, 2004, 8:47pm
Wow, Impressive,
I only have 9,984 or so to catch up  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by miCHel on Aug 26th, 2004, 5:05pm
The King is not dead!

Long live the King!!!


Simply awesome, Jonny. [smiley=bow.gif]

miCHel
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by KingOfPain on Aug 26th, 2004, 5:50pm

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d607b3127cceb56a6929c5230000001610
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by Jonny on Aug 26th, 2004, 6:54pm
You son of a bitch, King.....ROTFF ;;D

Where do you come up with this shit......LMAO ;;D

.................................jonny
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by alleyoop on Aug 26th, 2004, 8:34pm
Jonny, you have 10X the posts as Lizzie2, but I'll just bet she has 10X as many words typed as you! ;;D

........................................alley ;;D
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by Jonny on Aug 26th, 2004, 8:41pm

on 08/26/04 at 20:34:57, alleyoop wrote:
Jonny, you have 10X the posts as Lizzie2, but I'll just bet she has 10X as many words typed as you! ;;D

........................................alley ;;D


Yeah, what a bitch ;;D

Hey, I type with two fingers....gimme a break

....................................jonny
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by Donna_D. on Aug 26th, 2004, 8:43pm

on 08/26/04 at 20:34:57, alleyoop wrote:
Jonny, you have 10X the posts as Lizzie2, but I'll just bet she has 10X as many words typed as you! ;;D

........................................alley ;;D



My Lil' Sis types with all her fingers....Jonny only uses two....so he TECHNICALLY types more WPF (words per finger).


http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_1_116.gif


Got yer back, Jonny!  SMOOOOOOOOCH!


DD
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by Jonny on Aug 26th, 2004, 8:47pm

on 08/26/04 at 20:43:43, Donna_D. wrote:
Got yer back, Jonny!  SMOOOOOOOOCH!



[smiley=headbanger.gif]

Rock on.....DD!

............................jonny
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by Donna_D. on Aug 26th, 2004, 9:08pm

on 08/26/04 at 20:47:10, Jonny wrote:
[smiley=headbanger.gif]

Rock on.....DD!

............................jonny



Anytime Sweetie!!


DD
Title: Re: More posts than God...10,000
Post by pubgirl on Aug 26th, 2004, 9:45pm
Lizzie

Don't you take no notice. ex-pat asia is winning that competition ;;D

W


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