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(Message started by: forgetfulnot on Aug 20^th, 2004, 10:06pm)

Title: Another cure, well 80% anyhow
Post by forgetfulnot on Aug 20^th, 2004, 10:06pm

http://www.healing-energies.net/painrelief.html

Even helps erictile dysfuntion :o

Have fun.................

Lee

Title: Re: Another cure, well 80% anyhow
Post by Mac on Aug 20^th, 2004, 10:19pm

Is there no cure for these flaccid claims of pain relief? Where's Art Bell when you need him? ;)

Title: Re: Another cure, well 80% anyhow
Post by bluesunshine on Aug 20^th, 2004, 10:29pm

I prefer Biotape.

Title: Re: Another cure, well 80% anyhow
Post by KingOfPain on Aug 20^th, 2004, 10:41pm

Polar Wearz - Headband____#131_cmu

http://www.king-cart.com/store/gethealthyagain/headband.gif

This CMU Headband contains 3 units of the revolutionary CMU Technology, and works quickly and effectively to reduce pain from headaches. It can be used around the neck for sore throat pain. Use it to polarize and energize the head or throat region when dealing with serious illnesses.
Put it around a large container of water to energize the water.
_____________________________________________

Energize the water?

What the heck is THAT all about?
[smiley=huh.gif]

Title: Re: Another cure, well 80% anyhow
Post by Jonny on Aug 20^th, 2004, 10:51pm

"Safe, natural and approved by various Pain clinics."

Names of the clinics?......Right!

.....................................jonny

Title: Re: Another cure, well 80% anyhow
Post by farmboy on Aug 21^st, 2004, 12:03am

Can anyone say Q-ray bracelet !!!!!

Title: Re: Another cure, well 80% anyhow
Post by BobG on Aug 21^st, 2004, 12:27am

Just for the record I want to say the CMU things do work to stop pain.
It will stop the pain of a dose of the clap.
I put one of those things on my wiener, it was the head-band type so I slipped on my "head". It was a tight fit but I finally got it on. Three days later the pain of the clap was gone.

My wiener fell off.

Bobette (formerly known as Bob)

Title: Re: Another cure, well 80% anyhow
Post by forgetfulnot on Aug 21^st, 2004, 12:42am

Will I have to wear this glove to cure my E.D.?
Please Note: Depending on the severity and location of your condition, it is recommended to wear multiple CMUs to maximize health benefits. Our research revealed the X-4 Glove is the most important product for increasing overall bio-energy and therefore recommend the X-4 Gloves be combined with any of the various site-specific applications.

Lee

Title: Re: Another cure, well 80% anyhow
Post by Charlie on Aug 21^st, 2004, 4:33am

Polarize this.

I appreciate comdey as much as the next guy. You've won today so take a bow but be careful. You may be standing in a vortex of the earth's magnetic field and have forgotten your Boji Stones.

Charlie

Title: Re: Another cure, well 80% anyhow
Post by don on Aug 21^st, 2004, 9:04am

Quote:

Go on! Check out the cost of using pills and potents for just a month or two. At $109.95 the Hero Briefs are much less expensive, last indefinitely, work as well, are much safer and healthier.

Underwear for $109.95 ?

Cheaper to buy socks and just stuff to your till desired effect is reached.

Title: Re: Another cure, well 80% anyhow
Post by pubgirl on Aug 21^st, 2004, 9:09am

BobG

LMFAO! Good one.

W

Title: Re: Another cure, well 80% anyhow
Post by stevegeebe on Aug 21^st, 2004, 10:57am

I'm going to try the headband thing.

I hope it will fit under my TFH.

Steve G

Title: Re: Another cure, well 80% anyhow
Post by bobkip on Aug 21^st, 2004, 12:07pm

And Frankenstein wastes another minute of our time.
Kip

Title: Re: Another cure, well 80% anyhow
Post by Gator on Aug 22^nd, 2004, 8:59am

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Title: Re: Another cure, well 80% anyhow
Post by Root on Aug 22^nd, 2004, 10:28am

[smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Another cure, well 80% anyhow
Post by forgetfulnot on Aug 23^rd, 2004, 12:32am

on 08/22/04 at 08:59:32, Gator wrote:

[smiley=nono.gif]

Just WTF do you mean ny that G-boy?

Title: Re: Another cure, well 80% anyhow
Post by Tiannia on Aug 23^rd, 2004, 1:19pm

on 08/21/04 at 00:27:06, BobG wrote:

Guess the next time we vegan get together then I wont be the only female sufferer.... Or should I say you will be a she-male

-Tia

Title: Re: Another cure, well 80% anyhow
Post by Jeepgun on Aug 23^rd, 2004, 3:03pm

Poor Bob. Singing, "Detachable Penis," by King Missile:

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

[fade] ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D

Title: Re: Another cure, well 80% anyhow
Post by Tiannia on Aug 23^rd, 2004, 3:38pm

on 08/23/04 at 15:03:34, Jeepgun wrote:

Poor Bob. Singing, "Detachable Penis," by King Missile:

[fade] ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D

hehe I have this song on CD. Alsong with a lot of other crazy ass songs from a friend that was a DJ. ;;D