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(Message started by: Redd715 on Aug 19^th, 2004, 10:04am)

Title: 2004... (not CH)
Post by Redd715 on Aug 19^th, 2004, 10:04am

You know you're living in 2004 when.
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.

7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get and outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.

13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.

14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)

17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

Title: Re: 2004... (not CH)
Post by alleyoop on Aug 19^th, 2004, 10:50am

Killer Redd!!

I identified with way too many of them (all but #9)!

........................................alley [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: 2004... (not CH)
Post by Gator on Aug 19^th, 2004, 11:16am

Oh, I don't know. #9 ,ade perfect sense to me. ;;D

Funny Redd!!!

Gator

Title: Re: 2004... (not CH)
Post by Leesa on Aug 19^th, 2004, 9:03pm

LMMFAO way to go sista!!! 9 got me though. LOL YES I have punched my pass word in to my micowave!! Wondered why the baked spuds came out all flat!! LOL
PF wishes, Leesa ;;D

Title: Re: 2004... (not CH)
Post by Kevin_M on Aug 19^th, 2004, 9:35pm

That was really good!

Thanks Redd

I e-mailed it to the refrigerator door.

Kevin M

Title: Re: 2004... (not CH)
Post by Charlie on Aug 20^th, 2004, 3:09am

Good one Redd.

The only thing that doesn't work is number 15. If I tried that, my brain would explode and I'd go blind.

I'm convinced that the internet comes from the nether regions and coffee, being nectar of the gods, is what keeps me alive.

Charlie

Title: Re: 2004... (not CH)
Post by Charlie M on Aug 20^th, 2004, 9:11am

you are so RIGHT ;;D

Title: Re: 2004... (not CH)
Post by bobkip on Aug 20^th, 2004, 9:47am

Yeah, the old fart scrolled back to verify there was no #9, but who's counting. Thanks Redd,
Kip