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(Message started by: ClusterChuck on Aug 16^th, 2004, 9:53pm)

Title: Facts about Couples (not CH)
Post by ClusterChuck on Aug 16^th, 2004, 9:53pm

You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other women replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

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A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

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When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

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Eighty percent of married men cheat in the U.S.A.
The rest cheat in Canada.

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A woman is incomplete until she is married.
Then she is finished.

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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

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Young son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.

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Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and by then it was too late."

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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

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You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she.

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Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?

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First guy: "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are attractive to the opposite sex.

Title: Re: Facts about Couples (not CH)
Post by Gator on Aug 16^th, 2004, 11:04pm

ROFLMAO!!! [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Facts about Couples (not CH)
Post by Tim_Z on Aug 17^th, 2004, 1:00am

The last one was the best.

Tim

Title: Re: Facts about Couples (not CH)
Post by juvy on Aug 17^th, 2004, 3:54am

LOL Chuck and here I thought you were going to offer words of wisdom to Eric and I.

Title: Re: Facts about Couples (not CH)
Post by sandie99 on Aug 17^th, 2004, 7:42am

Thanks for cheerig up my rainy day! ;;D
I have always thought myself as a happy single but now it's proven right... [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Facts about Couples (not CH)
Post by Leesa on Aug 17^th, 2004, 3:20pm

LMMFAO Chuck I just LOVE #4 thats the best one for me!! Thanks hun you got a big smile outta me today.
Love, Leesa

Title: Re: Facts about Couples (not CH)
Post by thomas on Aug 17^th, 2004, 3:40pm

What's a quickie? [smiley=huh.gif]