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(Message started by: DDirlam on Aug 12th, 2004, 1:50pm)

Title: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by DDirlam on Aug 12th, 2004, 1:50pm
Just posted to the Guest Book . PLEASE, PLEASE READ!!!

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Ueli on Aug 12th, 2004, 1:55pm
Don't bother!

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Prense on Aug 12th, 2004, 1:55pm
:o


;;D

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by kissmyglass on Aug 12th, 2004, 1:56pm
go fuck yourself.    hows that for a cure?

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Jeepgun on Aug 12th, 2004, 1:57pm
http://www.jeepaholics.com/support/files/Jeepgun/20040712212108_threadsucks.jpeg

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by DDirlam on Aug 12th, 2004, 2:01pm
Just read some of the replys to my post. You are not real cluster sufferers. Real sufferers know what I mean.

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Prense on Aug 12th, 2004, 2:02pm
::)

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Racer1_NC on Aug 12th, 2004, 2:03pm

on 08/12/04 at 14:01:45, DDirlam wrote:
Just read some of the replys to my post. You are not real cluster sufferers. Real sufferers know what I mean.



Let the games begin.....this one is gonna be fun......

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by UN_SOLVED on Aug 12th, 2004, 2:04pm

http://home.insightbb.com/~unsolved/ROFLOLsnag.gif



We're glad you found the "Cure". You must be a (New Board Newbie) great scientist ! We should all ask for your autograph !

UN_SOLVED !!

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Carl_D on Aug 12th, 2004, 2:04pm
Maybe it was just a coincidence that the CH stopped at the same period of time that you took these antibiotics.
Clusters are NOT caused by a stomache bacteria of any kind. One reason I know this is back in 2001 I got very very sick and was given some very heavy antibiotics to fight the infection, including Tetracycline and Zithromax.
I eventually got rid of the infection, however the CH's remained. Been chronic since 02/98 with no end in sight.

Unlike Migraines, which can be triggered by certain foods, particularly MSG, Cluster headaches have no food allergen trigger. Glad you are painfree, but I am certain even the experts will disagree with your hypothesis.

Peace,
Carl D

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Carl_D on Aug 12th, 2004, 2:10pm

on 08/12/04 at 14:01:45, DDirlam wrote:
Just read some of the replys to my post. You are not real cluster sufferers. Real sufferers know what I mean.


Really? I am sorry to once again disagree with you, but I have met these people and yes, they do have CH. They also have an intolerance for know-it-alls who claim to have a 'cure' to the extreme pain we deal with everyday.

REAL CH SUFFERERS also do not like to be insulted, as we have some pent up anger from dealing with the beast, so don't be surprised at any verbal attacks - especially when you pass judgment on people you don't even know. So please do us all a favor and point your mouse cursor to the X in the upper right hand corner, click on it, and then go fuck yourself. You don't fuck with a persons family, and that is what we are. Why you may ask? Because WE ARE real sufferers.

Sincerely,
Carl D

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by DDirlam on Aug 12th, 2004, 2:12pm
Carl,
Read my post again. I also took antibiotics to no avail befo9re this. You need the combination of the 3 different antibiotics taken together for 21 days. Ask any doctor what causes these headaches? No known cure. So give mine a try. Hell I'm not asking anything in return. And by the way, it does work. Your choice.

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Root on Aug 12th, 2004, 2:13pm
Glad you're pain free. Too bad your cure doesn't work for Cluster Headaches.
A little research would have told you that. Try again.

Better luck next time

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Jeepgun on Aug 12th, 2004, 2:13pm
DDicklapper, here's a spoon so you can eat my ass.

http://www.rom.on.ca/art-design/silver/graphics/spoons217.jpg

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by psycofemale0403 on Aug 12th, 2004, 2:14pm
People like you should be shot. How dare you say you found a cure. Thats like telling a person on death row they've been excused,,, then laugh in there face and say HA HA just kindding!  Thanks for the insult a$$hole.
I suggest you never return to this site. May God help you if you ever encounter a " real headache"

~ One pissed off Bitch.

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by UN_SOLVED on Aug 12th, 2004, 2:16pm
DDirlam

A word of advice ..... NEVER use the word "CURE" around here. We are NOT Stupid. We know there is NO CURE !!

Either you NEVER had clusters to begin with or your 'cycle has ended and WILL RETURN !

Unsolved

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by DDirlam on Aug 12th, 2004, 2:28pm
Good luck all. I fully know the pain you all suffer. To those who truly want it to stop , take a chance and ask your doctor about this. Try it even when he says it will not work. To the others here , Nothing to say , just good luck and hang in there. Keep this post in mind just before you decide to call it quits as I did and give yourself one last chance. Don't bother to write back. Told you all I had to and I have a life. Bye

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Jeepgun on Aug 12th, 2004, 2:33pm
A piece of advice from Monty Python on the subject of "hard times" or "bad luck"......

Bright Side of Life

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the light side of life.
[whistling]

If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle. That's the thing.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the right side of life,
[whistling]

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin.
Give the audience a grin.
Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.
So,...

Always look on the bright side of death,
[whistling]
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
[whistling]

Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke. It's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling]

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Carl_D on Aug 12th, 2004, 2:35pm
Thanks for the info. Just remember one thing: Judge not, lest ye be judged.

Peace,
Carl D

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by don on Aug 12th, 2004, 2:46pm

Quote:
"helicobacter pylori"


Rough translation: Helicopter Piles?

I dont have piles. I dont even have a helicopter.

I got headaches.

Glad your migraines went away.

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Peppermint on Aug 12th, 2004, 2:52pm

on 08/12/04 at 14:12:20, DDirlam wrote:
Carl,
Read my post again. I also took antibiotics to no avail befo9re this. You need the combination of the 3 different antibiotics taken together for 21 days. Ask any doctor what causes these headaches? No known cure. So give mine a try. Hell I'm not asking anything in return. And by the way, it does work. Your choice.


DDirlam, you got off easy by the looks of things.  
One thing you mentioned... taking antibiotics to "give it a try"? And 3 at a time no less? I did a little search on h. pylori and there's a forum http://www.helico.com/index.htmlwhere there is mention of the fact that taking those antibiotics can upset your stomach flora making your condition worse. Taking antibiotics just in case is not exactly a healthy practice on prevention.  

To boot, none of the posts on category "weird symptoms" even make mention of headache to any degree resembling cluster headache.  There isn't any mention of it either in the other main sections that would indicate h. pylori.  If the therapy you mentioned was a "cure", I think some of the leading doctors in cluster research might have addressed this possibility by now.    

As someone said, it sounds more like your cycle ended.  It would be interesting to see if you eventually reported back here to say that your clusters returned.  Then again, they may never return, which is possible with clusters anyway.  

Why don't you write to those doctors doing cluster headache research and tell them about your experience?

I'd bet they'd have an interesting reaction to that.  They probably don't get to laugh much with all the work they put in.  

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Jeepgun on Aug 12th, 2004, 2:57pm
Just for DDumb:

http://www.jeepaholics.com/support/files/Jeepgun/20031010053036_negative9.jpeg

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Big Dan on Aug 12th, 2004, 3:02pm

on 08/12/04 at 13:50:39, DDirlam wrote:
Just posted to the Guest Book . PLEASE, PLEASE READ!!!


http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sign/2/sign31.gif

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sign/2/sign07.gif



-Big http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sign/3/sign22.gif




Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Big Dan on Aug 12th, 2004, 3:07pm

on 08/12/04 at 14:12:20, DDirlam wrote:
Carl,
Read my post again. I also took antibiotics to no avail befo9re this. You need the combination of the 3 different antibiotics taken together for 21 days. Ask any doctor what causes these headaches? No known cure. So give mine a try. Hell I'm not asking anything in return. And by the way, it does work. Your choice.



I've been taking antibiotics for years....

... the most powerful known to man (http://www.wildturkey.com/home.asp).



-Big Dan

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Aug 12th, 2004, 3:18pm
JUST POSTED TO THE GUEST BOOK:

Hi. I'm an idiot who is trying to sell you all on some really hair brained concoction of antibiotics that will most likely do you more harm than good.

Since I'm pretty sure that the head aches that you all get you have left you brain damaged, I think it will be safe to post my snake oil... I mean cure here on your web site.

Please send me a personal message if you'd like to learn more about it.

Sincerely...

DDirlam

Please..... Don't take this serious. I'm flaming the bastard.

Pat

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by echo on Aug 12th, 2004, 3:21pm
Recent research shows there is a cure.  I'm going in tomorrow for the application.

They will be laminating my testicles.  

Having my lips sewn to the carpet this evening to prepare for the procedure.

Sorry this will not work for the women.


Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by IndianaJohn on Aug 12th, 2004, 3:21pm
Where the fuck do these idiots come from?  And ulcers do not come from bacteria, to my limited knowledge.  I've had them before, I was given anitbiotics to treat them.


Somebody get a rope!

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Jeepgun on Aug 12th, 2004, 3:24pm
Why waste a good rope? Just leave some tofu lying around. He'll probably hit his head on it and die from massive cranial trauma. (ancient Japanese insult)  ;;D

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Aug 12th, 2004, 3:25pm
Check out this link and look at the name of the P.H.D. who is associated with the web site. He's listed down by the company profile.

Look at the web master's email address.

Have fun. Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck......

http://www.memeticsconsulting.com/

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Jonny on Aug 12th, 2004, 3:26pm
Damn!!...Im always late for the fun ;;D

Oh well, theres always the next one.....LOL

...........................jonny

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Gator on Aug 12th, 2004, 3:27pm
Just when you thought it was gonna be a dull boring day, the ch gods send us a lamb to slaughter.   ;;D

Look Dilhole, while I respect that you think you have found a cure and wish to share it with us, I think you should better educate yourself on the condition before crying "Cure."  Here's a combination you can try.

1. Reach down between your legs
2. Pull your head out of your ass
3. Read the links to the left

How's that for a Hat Trick?


Gator

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by ozzy on Aug 12th, 2004, 3:29pm
Funny this topic should come up, just got off the phone with my Gastroenterologist. As some of you may remember, back in February (20th to be exact) I had an episode of vomiting blood, ER trip, etc. What was the cause, after much probing, biopsy, cultures etc, it was found that indeed I had ulcers caused by the H. Pylori bacteria. I was treated with Prevpac. A combination of Prevacid and two antibotics that I don't remember off hand. The results...I'm cured! :) Cured of my ulcers that is.!!   ;;D

As for the clusters, yup, I'm still chronic, fighting a heavy shadow as I type this.

BTW, Prevpac increases the toxicity of certain CH medication, strong caution  advised.

Ozzy

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by BruceD on Aug 12th, 2004, 3:31pm

on 08/12/04 at 15:21:20, echo wrote:
Recent research shows there is a cure.  I'm going in tomorrow for the application.

They will be laminating my testicles.  

Having my lips sewn to the carpet this evening to prepare for the procedure.

Sorry this will not work for the women.


Hey echo, you forgot ...


WDGCH

LOL
BruceD

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by thomas on Aug 12th, 2004, 3:32pm

on 08/12/04 at 15:21:44, IndianaJohn wrote:
 And ulcers do not come from bacteria, to my limited knowledge.  

Actually they do.

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Little Deb on Aug 12th, 2004, 3:35pm
Ulcers CAN be caused by h.pylori which is a bacteria.

It is treated with antibiotics.

It is also found in dogs.

Cluster Headaches DO affect females.

jonny IS KING.

Miracles DO happen.

Antibiotics DO NOT cure Cluster Headaches.

Any questions??  Ask the KING.



just some of what I know, put nicely with no bashing or swearing..................Little Deb ;;D

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by BlueMeanie on Aug 12th, 2004, 3:35pm

on 08/12/04 at 14:01:45, DDirlam wrote:
Just read some of the replys to my post. You are not real cluster sufferers. Real sufferers know what I mean.


OMG !!

That has to be about the goofiest thing i've heard on this site. I didn't read this person's post. Don't need to after seeing a statement like this one.

Adios DDirlam.

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Jonny on Aug 12th, 2004, 3:37pm
Now the FUN really starts!!!!!

Have fun folks!

http://www.memeticsconsulting.com/

...................................jonny ;;D

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Woobie on Aug 12th, 2004, 3:40pm
http://www.cannabinoid.com/boards/marketplace/media/109/109042.jpg

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Jeepgun on Aug 12th, 2004, 3:43pm
Woobie!! ROFLMAO!!!!  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by IndianaJohn on Aug 12th, 2004, 3:43pm
Ok, I was wrong about the bacteria and ulcer thing - hanging head sheepishly- But he's still a dipshit!

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by floridian on Aug 12th, 2004, 3:46pm

on 08/12/04 at 15:21:44, IndianaJohn wrote:
And ulcers do not come from bacteria, to my limited knowledge.  I've had them before, I was given anitbiotics to treat them.
Somebody get a rope!


Bacteria are the most common cause of ulcers, and a triple antibiotic therapy is the most common treatment today.  But  this has not been shown to help for clusters beyond a single case, and that could have been coincidence - a cycle ending after antibiotics.  Maybe someday H. pylori will be seen as a trigger or aggravator for some with CH, but it doesn't explain the big picture as far as I can tell.


Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Prense on Aug 12th, 2004, 3:51pm
24 visitors since July 10, 2003


WTF is a Meme?   ;;D

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by ozzy on Aug 12th, 2004, 3:52pm

on 08/12/04 at 15:29:48, ozzy wrote:
The results...I'm cured! :) Cured of my ulcers that is.!!   ;;D

As for the clusters, yup, I'm still chronic, fighting a heavy shadow as I type this.

Ozzy



Don't usually quote myself, but I think it's needed here...LOL

Ozzy

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Little Deb on Aug 12th, 2004, 3:53pm

on 08/12/04 at 15:43:24, IndianaJohn wrote:
Ok, I was wrong about the bacteria and ulcer thing - hanging head sheepishly- But he's still a dipshit!



I wouldn't act like a sheep while jonny is around..... :o :o :o :o


just protecting the farm animals......................Little Deb ;)



Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by farmboy on Aug 12th, 2004, 3:55pm
no  no he is all wrong    i know what the cure is..................
Place a round steak over the affected eye and on the other eye place a ham steak.  sit on half a chicken for 1 hour.  that will do it.

"  hey it worked for me, give it a try"


it is called the 3 meat cure

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Big Dan on Aug 12th, 2004, 3:55pm
... and what in the blue fuck is a Meme?...



Mumu for fat guys?....



... I should look into that.





-Big Dan

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Root on Aug 12th, 2004, 3:56pm
Hmmmmm sems to be a case of Cranial Rectal Inversion.

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Prense on Aug 12th, 2004, 3:57pm
Hey Dr. D...

I think I swallowed a Meme!   [smiley=spit.gif]

;;D

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Woobie on Aug 12th, 2004, 3:58pm

on 08/12/04 at 15:51:29, Prense wrote:
24 visitors since July 10, 2003


WTF is a Meme?   ;;D



LMMFAO!

Popular site, eh?

I betcha at least 10 of those were from the last hour.


[smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Big Dan on Aug 12th, 2004, 3:58pm

on 08/12/04 at 15:51:29, Prense wrote:
24 visitors since July 10, 2003


WTF is a Meme?   ;;D


22 were clusterheads in the last 12 hours.

One was Dr. Yackinoff, seeing if anybody gave a shit about Meme's...

And the other was God, preparing to smote the place.




-Big Dan

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Woobie on Aug 12th, 2004, 4:01pm
DR Yackinoff...............

LMAO  bwaaaaaaahhhaaaaahahahahahaha

Dan I miss you!

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Gator on Aug 12th, 2004, 4:01pm
So according to his website:  he teaches people to imitate behaviors (people, hell animals already know how to do this), he invented the employee manual, the labor-tracking system, the employee discipline system, the safety system and the first web-site for a growing manufacturer and is the father of using accounting software.  

This guy sound a little like Al Gore saying he invented the internet?

Sounds like his PhD is in BS.  Of course, he probably invented BS, too.


Gator

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Prense on Aug 12th, 2004, 4:04pm

on 08/12/04 at 16:01:49, Gator wrote:
Sounds like his PhD is in BS.  Of course, he probably invented BS, too.



Yes, he wrote a book about it...

http://www.memeticsconsulting.com/life_memes.htm

Added link...

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Big Dan on Aug 12th, 2004, 4:05pm
I invented the question mark.


... you will all bow before me, as I release my Army of Questioning Punctuation Marks on the Earth...





-Big http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sign/3/sign07.gif

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Root on Aug 12th, 2004, 4:07pm
Owner profile of David K. Dirlam PHD:

He is a master user and teacher of Microsoft Office and other high level processing products
     

Excel for statistical and mathematical analyses
     

FrontPage for creating websites
     

Access for creating small group databases
     

Word, PowerPoint and PhotoShop Elements for communication

[smiley=ohjez.gif]

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Prense on Aug 12th, 2004, 4:08pm

on 08/12/04 at 16:07:21, Root wrote:
He is a master user and teacher of Microsoft Office and other high level processing products


Woah, there's 5 hours down the drain!

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Luke63 on Aug 12th, 2004, 4:12pm

on 08/12/04 at 15:35:01, Little Deb wrote:
jonny IS KING.
Ok enough...what about the Queens??? HUH  HUH???? [smiley=laugh.gif]   Luke

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Jonny on Aug 12th, 2004, 4:14pm

on 08/12/04 at 16:12:21, Luke63 wrote:
Ok enough...what about the Queens??? HUH  HUH???? [smiley=laugh.gif]   Luke


LMMFAO....Luke....Your a riot dude!! ;;D

.............................jonny

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Woobie on Aug 12th, 2004, 4:15pm
from his book...........

You live amidst a mental ocean, teeming with memes. People have passed on artistic memes from one person to another for 50,000 years and more. Recent studies of modern primates and ancient human bones suggest that some memes may exceed a million years in age. Other memes change so fast that yesterday’s form appears antiquated today.

[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Little Deb on Aug 12th, 2004, 4:16pm
OK, Luke...YOU can be QUEEN if you want.....if it's OK with the KING.


make that throne for TWO!


....................................LD  [smiley=bow.gif] [smiley=bow.gif]

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Jeepgun on Aug 12th, 2004, 4:17pm
This guy sounds like a $cientologist and their talk about "body thetans."  ::)

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Little Deb on Aug 12th, 2004, 4:19pm
Hey, where is that Buckeyescooter dude??  Isn't a MEME on the Drew Carey Show????????????

[smiley=duh.gif]

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Luke63 on Aug 12th, 2004, 4:21pm

on 08/12/04 at 16:16:39, Little Deb wrote:
OK, Luke...YOU can be QUEEN if you want.....if it's OK with the KING.
 Thanks......equal rights for all...FUCKINEH!!!!! ;;D   Luke

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Tiannia on Aug 12th, 2004, 4:23pm

on 08/12/04 at 14:04:31, Carl_D wrote:
Clusters are NOT caused by a stomache bacteria of any kind. One reason I know this is back in 2001 I got very very sick and was given some very heavy antibiotics to fight the infection, including Tetracycline and Zithromax.
I eventually got rid of the infection, however the CH's remained. Been chronic since 02/98 with no end in sight.



Excuse me - but.....  Considering I ended up with Walking Pneumonia twice and bronchitis...  4 times, since my clusters started last July and I have been on approximatly 15 different types of antibiotics during that time and have gotten absolutly NO reprieve from my CLusters.  Personally, I find it very nieve of you to think that just because your HA stoped at that time, that you have found a cure.  There are so many of us that respond to different treatments and none are the same. It is rather simple minded of you to get upset at peeople who have delt with more snake oil sales men then you can shake a stick at.  Before you start telling peole that they dont have clusters.... you might want to think about whether you had them to begin with...........

-Tia

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Jonny on Aug 12th, 2004, 4:28pm

on 08/12/04 at 16:16:39, Little Deb wrote:
OK, Luke...YOU can be QUEEN if you want.....if it's OK with the KING.


Ok?...Hell!!, jump up here on the throne with me....WE have a kingdom to rule ;;D

................................Da King!

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Tiannia on Aug 12th, 2004, 4:32pm

on 08/12/04 at 16:21:15, Luke63 wrote:
 Thanks......equal rights for all...FUCKINEH!!!!! ;;D   Luke



Luke send me your info... so tha tI can start your Birth Chart.  Enough of wasting time on this fool of ..................  not even worth finishing.

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Carl_D on Aug 12th, 2004, 5:11pm
Still not sure of this Memes thing, but I'm guessing it has something to do with those fucking Mimes with Mullets.
I'm a guessing Dr Dicklean also trains Micro-miniature Cuban-born chinese circus midgets with his "Meme Me" bullcrocky.
Next somebody will tell us the cure for CH can be found in Diuretics Dianetics.

Peace,
Carl D

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by CarrieBethRN on Aug 12th, 2004, 5:17pm
Oh my!  I've missed out on all the fun over the last week!!  LMAO!!!  H.Pylori and CH being related?  bwahahaha

I just got tested for H. Pylori, but it was negative...and yet I still have clusters!  I am not going to shove Bismuth (which is...PEPTO BISMOL), Tetracycline (which actually causes GI distress) and flagyl (which can cause neurotoxicity and superinfections) to treat my CH!!! Deeeeeeyaaaaaaaaaam!!

On the plus side, I needed to review those meds for my final next week.  Thanks!

Everyone, don't forget to drink your pink stuff!!!

Hugz,
Carrie/Lizzie2 :)

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by pubgirl on Aug 12th, 2004, 5:57pm
and I was only thinking this morning "What I need is a snake oil salesman to kill and I'll feel SO much better", and lo, here he is. :D

Trouble is the bastard is on US time and you all killed him first before I got here.

Trampling dead bodies is NO FUN. I WANT A LIVE ONE PLEASE


Wendy


Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Gator on Aug 12th, 2004, 6:05pm

on 08/12/04 at 16:32:54, Tiannia wrote:
 Enough of wasting time on this fool of ..................  not even worth finishing.



Okay, I don't know where my last post went, but it just disappeared after I posted it.  So, let's try this again.

Come on Tia, Like I said...Just when you thought it was gonna be a dull boring day, the ch gods send us a lamb to slaughter.   Enjoy the gift.


Gator

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Mac on Aug 12th, 2004, 7:11pm
Hey DDicklicker! All is not lost!
http://www.allfunpix.com/humor/pics4/jesus_loves.jpg
Pardon my language. ::)

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Jonny on Aug 12th, 2004, 8:11pm
Hey folks.....guess whos on line?.....LOL ;;D

.........................................jonny

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by john_d on Aug 12th, 2004, 8:15pm
somebody has got to put a warning label about posting cures on this message board  :P  and a big 'DANGER' sign about saying people here don't actually have clusters, lol ;;D


Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Jonny on Aug 12th, 2004, 8:20pm
FUCKING NAIL HIS ASS TO THE WALL FOLKS!

The King has spoken

..............................................jonny

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by IndianaJohn on Aug 12th, 2004, 8:24pm
Fire One!

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by IndianaJohn on Aug 12th, 2004, 8:27pm

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Just a quick note to say HI to our new guests! We are glad you found us and hope we can be of help to you if you suffer from Cluster Headaches. Please feel free to visit us on the MESSAGE BOARD. There is alot of valuable info there on meds and other related stuff. Also there is a wonderfule support system. Someone is always on the board 24/7. Stop by and say hi. The purpose of this site is so all will know that they are NOT ALONE. Questions? Read as much as you can at the LEFT. If you still have questions, please don't be afraid to ask. Once again, WELCOME. You have found a new family of people who know the pain you feel. We do not appreciate or tolerate anyone posting that they have found a miracle cure or are trying to sell something. Those of us on this site have a great understanding of Cluster Headaches or can direct you in the right direction. We welcome with open arms anyone who suffers from these dibilitating headaches. Little Deb


Good one Little Deb

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by IndianaJohn on Aug 12th, 2004, 8:28pm
Is there any way to get this dipshit banned from here?

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Jonny on Aug 12th, 2004, 8:48pm
sure....Im the King aint I?

................................jonny

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by don on Aug 12th, 2004, 8:57pm

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Memes appear in mutually supportive clusters.


Oh Oh!

Identify yourselves you bastards !

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Leesa on Aug 12th, 2004, 9:11pm
DDirlam, Let it be known through town and country that you ARE NOT welcome here with you so called "cure" If this was REALLY a cure then why in the fuck is my husband still trying to punch his eye out, why is still bangin is head off of floors, door ways, and wall, why is he still feelin like his head has been in a fuckin vice, why is still in FUCKIN PAIN?????????????????????? Heres a quarter call someone whos gives a rats ass, cuz the BS your sellin WE aint buyin!!! Go sell you BS  somewhere eles to folks who like that kida thing cuz WE DONT!
Empress BITCH

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by don on Aug 12th, 2004, 9:19pm
Little side note DDirlam.

Leesa spent many years in a convent and was once the chief consultant and advisor to Mother Theresa.

It wont get any better than that last post.

Scary huh?

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Leesa on Aug 12th, 2004, 9:24pm
Thank you Don!!!!  :-*

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Jayne on Aug 12th, 2004, 9:33pm

on 08/12/04 at 17:11:25, Carl_D wrote:
Next somebody will tell us the cure for CH can be found in Diuretics Dianetics.

Peace,
Carl D


Already happened to me luv. My ex was involved in Scientology, I didn't know anything about thier beliefs. His "church" as they like to call it, said if I handed over $3900 and did a course it could possibly take away my headaches.
There's one of the reasons he's my ex.
I did put my little toe in the Scientology cess pool as I didn't know what it entailed. I even went to the huge celebrity centre in holywood with my ex and Kirsty Aley was in the next room to us. There is a reason they call thier churches "Celebrity centers" . Only the celebrities can really afford to pay for the bullshit they spew.
My ex was in mamoth debt due to that garbage.
They weren't keen on me at the "churches" as I would challenge every crap theory that they would throw at me.
Oh and the bloody way they would all talk would drive me nuts. Sounded ridiculous.
$$$$$$$$$$ that's all it's about.



Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by john_d on Aug 12th, 2004, 9:37pm
that's an interesting as hell story Jayne,  what a trip!  :)

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by buckeyescooter on Aug 13th, 2004, 1:53am
I had to take a series of anti-biotics in my early 20's.....and to think, that girl told me I was her first.

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by E-Double on Aug 13th, 2004, 2:16am

on 08/13/04 at 01:53:25, buckeyescooter wrote:
I had to take a series of anti-biotics in my early 20's.....and to think, that girl told me I was her first.



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Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by synergy2120 on Aug 13th, 2004, 5:38am
Too late for the fun again!!!!

Oh well here is my two cents:

You a bloody idiot for posting that kinda "shit" cure on here - you get all the cussing you deserve.

I would go into more cussing and stamping on your stupid cure - but everyone has said it for me!

Piss off you stupid fool and if i see your sorry ass here again - i'll kick it so hard your feel your stomach and ulcer shoot out your "shit" talking mouth.  :-X

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Charlie on Aug 13th, 2004, 9:20pm
Nope. Not going to ask a doctor about this. OUCH and its members usually know more about CH than they do.

Memes and Engrams perhaps? Sounds kinda close to L. Ron Hubbard to me.

Guy wrote bad science fiction too.

CHarlie

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Root on Aug 14th, 2004, 6:30am
You mean all that stuff he wrote was fiction Charlie. Now THAT is disappointing.

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Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by don on Aug 14th, 2004, 9:50am

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Is there any way to get this dipshit banned from here?


WHY?

The entertainment is free and better to slam him than each other........AND...........It gets better.

The Meme's have their own Olympic Games.

Competing Memes Analysis

David K. Dirlam
414 Whitaker Street
Savannah, GA 31401 USA.

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Jonny on Aug 14th, 2004, 10:27am
The dickhead PM'ed me and said that wasent him.....Ya right!.....LOL ;;D

..................................jonny

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by don on Aug 14th, 2004, 10:42am
Yup.

I'm sure there are many guys named Dirlam stroking their memes. Just a big coincidence.

How's Whitey?

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Donna_D. on Aug 14th, 2004, 12:01pm
I miss all the good threads!!

By the time four pages of "snake oil salesman bashing" rolls out, there is very little left for me to poke at with a sitck.

Somebody PM me next time...I wanna have some fun, too!!

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DD

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by Jonny on Aug 14th, 2004, 12:06pm
Whiteys sick of the PB&J samich'es

So I kicked him down the stairs tied to a chair again ;;D

Title: Re: Cure for Clusters ????
Post by UN_SOLVED on Aug 14th, 2004, 12:21pm
I FOUND THE CURE !!

http://www.thecure.com/

 ;;D Unsolved  ;;D



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