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(Message started by: Carl_D on Aug 5^th, 2004, 4:12pm)

Title: The dying words of a redneck
Post by Carl_D on Aug 5^th, 2004, 4:12pm

Do you know what alot of rednecks say right before they die?

"Hey y'all. Lookee heere. Watch this!"

It's true! I swear!

Carl

Title: Re: The dying words of a redneck
Post by Jeepgun on Aug 5^th, 2004, 4:16pm

"Hold my beer and WATCH THIS!!" ;;D

Title: Re: The dying words of a redneck
Post by KingOfPain on Aug 5^th, 2004, 4:16pm

Another one:

" Hey! Betcha can't do this! "

[smiley=ohjez.gif]

Title: Re: The dying words of a redneck
Post by Kevin_M on Aug 5^th, 2004, 4:24pm

Aww maw, t'aint nothing gonna happen, I'll put on clean skivvies tomorrow.

Kevin M

Title: Re: The dying words of a redneck
Post by thomas on Aug 5^th, 2004, 4:24pm

Or the old "Yer sister sure was better." ::)

Title: Re: The dying words of a redneck
Post by Big Dan on Aug 5^th, 2004, 4:26pm

on 08/05/04 at 16:24:56, thomas wrote:

Or the old "Yer sister sure was better." ::)

No Thomas...

... that's rodeo seks.

-Big Yeeeehaw!

Title: Re: The dying words of a redneck
Post by Leesa on Aug 5^th, 2004, 8:33pm

LMMFAO [smiley=laugh.gif]
:P

Title: Re: The dying words of a redneck
Post by alleyoop on Aug 5^th, 2004, 9:25pm

REDNECK COMPUTER TERMS

BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern
BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick
BYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro
CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps
CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker
CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited
DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers
DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer
FAX - What you lie about to the IRS
HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos
INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair
KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere
MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food
MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers
MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall
MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live
NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line
ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
ROM - Where the pope lives
SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch
SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast
SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the year
SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear

...................................................redneck alley ;;D

Title: Re: The dying words of a redneck
Post by alleyoop on Aug 5^th, 2004, 10:46pm

I'd never Say...

Things a Redneck Would Never Say...

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"I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex"
*

Duct tape won't fix that.
*

Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
*

Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
*

We don't keep firearms in this house.
*

Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
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You can't feed that to the dog.
*

I thought Graceland was tacky.
*

No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.
*

Wrasslin's fake.
*

Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
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We're vegetarians.
*

Do you think my hair is too big?
*

I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.
*

Honey, do these bonsai trees need watering?
*

Who's Richard Petty?
*

Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
*

Deer heads detract from the decor.
*

Spitting is such a nasty habit.
*

I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
*

Trim the fat off that steak.
*

Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
*

The tires on that truck are too big.
*

I'll have the arugula and ridicchio salad.
*

I've got it all on a floppy disk.
*

Unsweetened tea tastes better.
*

Would you like you fish poached or broiled?
*

My fiancée, Paula Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
*

I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
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Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
*

Checkmate.
*

She's too old to be wearing a bikini.
*

Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
*

Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
*

I don't have a favorite college team.
*

Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
*

I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
*

Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
*

Elvis who?

Ya'll Come Back Now, Ya hear?

just call me red............................................

.............................................................alley ;;D

Title: Re: The dying words of a redneck
Post by psycofemale0403 on Aug 5^th, 2004, 11:13pm

LMAO ..... I think I just pissed my pants!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

~ Lisa