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(Message started by: Carl_D on Aug 3^rd, 2004, 10:26am)

Title: This is me going OFF!!!!!
Post by Carl_D on Aug 3^rd, 2004, 10:26am

No sleep. Feel like shit. Shadowing hard. Legs throbbing and pulsating.
Walked 8 blocks TO the bank. They tell me my check hasn't posted. HUH? It's the 3rd. Everyone else who was in line and forgot to shower or at least cover it up with some cheap deoderant got thier checks in. They tell me it is probably a processing glitch and to come back around 10:30AM.
WTF?
I limp the 8 blocks back home and NOW HAVE TO GO BACK at 10:30. I swear if that fucking machine doesn't have my check in it when I go back I'm gonna beat that fucker with my cane until it sparks or smokes!

FUCK!!! Said the one word I am trying not to think of. Been out of smokes for days, and ready to kill! If the bank doesn't have my check when I go back - watch your evening news for:
"Granite City man arrested after reportedly jumping up on a bank counter and urinating on the computer."
I will be so screwed if I don't get my check today.
Fucking fucked up system!!!

Okay, done ranting,
Carl

Title: Re: This is me going OFF!!!!!
Post by Woobie on Aug 3^rd, 2004, 10:30am

Breathe Carl!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: This is me going OFF!!!!!
Post by Carl_D on Aug 3^rd, 2004, 12:24pm

Breathing... breathing....
::::takes drag off cigarrette::::
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Apparently a few people got thier deposits delayed due to some screwy sorting system at the bank.
The one girl said "They were pulling your leg. It was here the whole time."
I decided her cheeks weren't rosey enough, so I responded, "Pull my middle leg. It'll please me, not tease me."
Let's see if THAT happens again.

Peace and breathing,
Carl D

Title: Re: This is me going OFF!!!!!
Post by cootie on Aug 3^rd, 2004, 1:37pm

scarey how much we rely on the computer banking system and automated deposites ect......were kinda at there mercy totally aren't we ?? Screw ups don't help.......woulda wanted to wack that chick with my cane dam it.......citizen cane Pam

Glad it worked out for ya Carl................how you feelin now ?

Title: Re: This is me going OFF!!!!!
Post by Cerberus on Aug 3^rd, 2004, 1:40pm

ok...you're angry, and how does that make you feel?....oh wait....LOL :-X

Anyhow, for future reference Carl ATM machines take an average of three days to post to the acct if you deposit through them. Otherwise...as you were ;)

Ramon

Title: Re: This is me going OFF!!!!!
Post by Jeepgun on Aug 3^rd, 2004, 3:48pm

You could have said much worse to her, Carl. I've made up a few that would nauseate all but the most stalwart of constitutions. *stretching and languidly extending long, sharp claws...* [smiley=sgrin.gif]

Title: Re: This is me going OFF!!!!!
Post by cootie on Aug 3^rd, 2004, 3:59pm

I've actually growled and snarled at people before that pissed me off so bad yet was a situation where I could do nothing. Me cootie you Tarzan Pam

I'm in the mood to do some growlin rite now.....anyone wanna join me ???

Title: Re: This is me going OFF!!!!!
Post by Jeepgun on Aug 3^rd, 2004, 4:08pm

GRRRRRRRRRRR..... GRRRRRRRR.... GRRRRR...

(You'll have to PM me for the really raunchy insults, though. I don't think this board really wants to clean up a toxic spill...) LOL

Title: Re: This is me going OFF!!!!!
Post by Carl_D on Aug 3^rd, 2004, 4:19pm

ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!

Feel miserable.

Head & eyes hurt.

Been awake 47 hours.

Maybe I do need accupuncture.

Hey Jeep, can I borrow your nailgun?

CD

Title: Re: This is me going OFF!!!!!
Post by Jeepgun on Aug 3^rd, 2004, 4:22pm

Yes. It's a DeWalt, and it will definitely fix whatever's wrong. LOL :o

Title: Re: This is me going OFF!!!!!
Post by thomas on Aug 3^rd, 2004, 5:47pm

on 08/03/04 at 12:24:51, Carl_D wrote:

"Pull my middle leg. It'll please me, not tease me."

LMMFAO DUDE!!!!!!!!!!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: This is me going OFF!!!!!
Post by Charlie on Aug 3^rd, 2004, 8:33pm

How about a break for Carl? Losing my patience here
http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/BRING ON WMDS.png

Charlie http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/grenade.gif