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(Message started by: Carl_D on Aug 3^rd, 2004, 7:14am)

Title: Some of lifes greatest unanswered questions
Post by Carl_D on Aug 3^rd, 2004, 7:14am

Why is the phrase 'It's none of my business' always followed by 'but...'?

In hospital, why do they wake you up to give you a sleeping tablet?

Why don't people on television ever go to the toilet?

If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button always stays the same?

Is the only thing that makes God different from us the fact that when he does something cruel he doesn't need to explain himself?

If LSD was to be advertised on T.V., would the slogan be 'LSD melts in your mind, not in your hand'?

Does it prove that life is hard by the fact that no-body gets out of it alive?

To be or not to be... Is that a trick question?

If life is hard, shouldn't we all be wearing helmets?

Are cows always in fashion because they are always wearing leather?

If religion is so good, how come it started so many wars?

If university is a fountain of knowledge, why are most of the students there to drink?

If the only tool you had was a hammer would every problem resemble a nail?

Is the art of diplomacy the ability to say 'nice doggy' until you find a gun?

If Spiderman became arachnaphobic would he be scared of himself?

Why is it that when we're driving and looking for an address, we turn the volume on the radio down?

That's all I got for now... WAIT, oh yeah.

Where is the 'any' key on my computer keyboard?

CD

Title: Re: Some of lifes greatest unanswered questions
Post by BobG on Aug 3^rd, 2004, 7:27am

It's none of my business, but

Why is phonics spelled that way?

Thanks Carl.

Title: Re: Some of lifes greatest unanswered questions
Post by Jeepgun on Aug 3^rd, 2004, 7:53am

on 08/03/04 at 07:14:14, Carl_D wrote:

If the only tool you had was a hammer would every problem resemble a nail?

A friend of mine said this to me, thinking that she was being so profound. I replied that if the only tool you had was a screwdriver, would every problem be solvable by screwing?

[smiley=sgrin.gif]

Title: Re: Some of lifes greatest unanswered questions
Post by Big Dan on Aug 3^rd, 2004, 9:43am

3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the Earths population.

Despite the cost of living increasing yearly, it still remains extreamly popular.

If a mime gets eaten by a bear in the forest, an doesn't make a sound, does anyone give a shit?

-Big Dan

Title: Re: Some of lifes greatest unanswered questions
Post by Jeepgun on Aug 3^rd, 2004, 9:44am

Yes. The bear. After a couple of days... ;;D

Title: Re: Some of lifes greatest unanswered questions
Post by cootie on Aug 3^rd, 2004, 1:52pm

How can people on tv step up to a bar and order 'a beer'.......and get one.........never say a brand name even if made up for tv.......then they NEVER drink it !! WTF......waste not want not Pam

Title: Re: Some of lifes greatest unanswered questions
Post by UN_SOLVED on Aug 3^rd, 2004, 3:01pm

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