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(Message started by: Tiannia on Aug 2nd, 2004, 5:53pm)
Title: What is your ideal job
Post by Tiannia on Aug 2nd, 2004, 5:53pm
http://www.jobpredictor.com/index.asp

Tiannia Lunarfyre, Your ideal job is a Suicide Bomber.

Traci C, Your ideal job is a Brain Surgeon.

Kherdiwen Argannan, Your ideal job is a Satan
Kherdiwen is a war that I play in an online game with my hubby - She is a warrior.
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by thomas on Aug 2nd, 2004, 5:58pm
Thomas Mikel, Your ideal job is a Movie star.  8)
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by Karla on Aug 2nd, 2004, 6:00pm
Animal Therapist.
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by Carl_D on Aug 2nd, 2004, 6:04pm
Carl D = Spinster of cats? WTF? I'm allergic to cats!

And I'm NOT even gonna say what it came back with for my author title.

Scared,
Not a HeadTeacher
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by UN_SOLVED on Aug 2nd, 2004, 6:05pm
"unsolved, Your ideal job is a Prostitute."

:o

Unsolved
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by Jonny on Aug 2nd, 2004, 6:06pm
jonny, Your ideal job is a Trained Assassin.

Little do they know.....LMAO ;;D

...................................jonny
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by Superpain on Aug 2nd, 2004, 6:09pm
[smiley=laugh.gif] Gigolo!

Little do they know... ;;D
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by Linda_Howell on Aug 2nd, 2004, 6:15pm
My ideal job is to work from 12-1:00 pm



           I love it!

Linda
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by OneEyeBlind on Aug 2nd, 2004, 6:18pm
My ideal job is one that pays well, doesn't require many hours of work, and PAYS for my benefits.  Shit, those days are gone my friends !
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by Charlie on Aug 2nd, 2004, 6:19pm
They tell me I'll be a permanent temp...kid stuff.

Actually, I wanted to be a Zeppelin waiter or sell Communist gum cards. Run a torpedo museum?   Distribute Diet Shaving cream? :o

Don't get me started.... ::)

Charlie
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by john_d on Aug 2nd, 2004, 6:20pm
John D***, Your ideal job is a Muppet Impersonator


I can do 'Animal', no problem.
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by Jonny on Aug 2nd, 2004, 6:23pm

on 08/02/04 at 18:20:30, john_d wrote:
I can do 'Animal', no problem.


Some how I believe that......LMAO ;;D

..............................jonny
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by Melissa on Aug 2nd, 2004, 6:24pm
Your ideal job is a Lhanbryde Community Worker.

WTF is THAT [smiley=huh.gif]

:-/mel
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by Rock_Lobster on Aug 2nd, 2004, 6:24pm
Oh phuckk.
Your ideal job is a Clown.

I phuckkin LOATHE clowns.

Oh well, off to buy a clown suit and a few bags of lime.  Stop by for a drink.
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by CarrieBethRN on Aug 2nd, 2004, 6:35pm
Hmmmm depending on what name I use, my ideal jobs are:

Rabbit Slayer, Stripper, Shoplifting, Lumberjack, and Insurance Fraudster!!


Hrmmmm what choices!!!
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by kimh on Aug 2nd, 2004, 6:40pm
Kimberlyn Hurley your ideal job is a Brain Surgeon...........................................................................................................................................................................................LMMFAO ;;D  Maybe i should open up my own head and save some bux. [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by Cerberus on Aug 2nd, 2004, 6:41pm
Apparently I am destined to be a spinster with cats... [smiley=huh.gif]

I really am not a cat person >:(...I am warming up to overlord more and more... 8)

If I use my middle name as my first....I am going to be a big game hunter....that I can live with..

Ramon
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by Kevin_M on Aug 2nd, 2004, 7:00pm
Game show contestant?

Ok, give me Believe It or Not for $100.00

It was thought to be the longest melted Hersey bar streak measured.

What was discovered to be a bare-butt ride down the big slide Alex?


Kevin M
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by Jayne on Aug 2nd, 2004, 7:53pm
Bloody great.....

My perfect job would be......   a garden gnome

Cool.....I can just see a great big bloody dog taking a piss on my head..

Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to work I go.
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by Woobie on Aug 2nd, 2004, 7:56pm
tina jo brown, Your ideal job is a Pirate.
woobie, Your ideal job is a Stripper
tina brown, Your ideal job is a In a land far, far away  ;;D


I'm a stipping pirate in a far far away land!!!!

[smiley=laugh.gif]   LMAO!




HEY JAYNE~
Dont forget your hat! ;;D
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by john_d on Aug 2nd, 2004, 8:01pm

on 08/02/04 at 18:06:53, Jonny wrote:
jonny, Your ideal job is a Trained Assassin.

Little do they know.....LMAO ;;D

...................................jonny



on 08/02/04 at 18:20:30, john_d wrote:
John D***, Your ideal job is a Muppet Impersonator


I can do 'Animal', no problem.


phuk dude, you got 'trained assassin' and I got 'muppet impersonator'.  I usually don't use this kind of language but  [smiley=bigtiny.gif]

LMAO!  ;;D
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by Cerberus on Aug 2nd, 2004, 8:37pm
Jayne.......LMMFAO the roaming gnome....ROTFL....

too funny!
Ramon
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by IndianaJohn on Aug 2nd, 2004, 8:53pm
A Church Minister! Can you F@#&ing believe it! LMFAO!
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by Jeepgun on Aug 2nd, 2004, 8:54pm
Oh, how utterly, bloody, fucking perfect: "Frank, you get to be a mad scientist." WHOO-HOO!!! YIPPEE!!!
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by Redd715 on Aug 2nd, 2004, 9:13pm
WTF??????


Heavyweight Boxer?  


I repeat...WTF???
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by BruceD on Aug 2nd, 2004, 9:13pm
OK, I win.

Your ideal job is a God

BruceAlmighty
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by Big Dan on Aug 2nd, 2004, 9:24pm

Dan Boyce, Your ideal job is a Anything where you can kiss ass.

Daniel Nathan Boyce, Your ideal job is a Unemployed.



The pornstar name, the squirrel name, and now my perfect jobs.

3 for 3.... I'm finding more and more faith in internet voodoo as the day progresses....




-Big Brown-noser
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by don on Aug 2nd, 2004, 9:41pm
don, Your ideal job is a Superhero

Ho Hum.
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by john_d on Aug 2nd, 2004, 9:47pm
I tried it with just 'john d'

john d, Your ideal job is a Goal Scoring Superstar Hero.

I kid you not.  Things are turning for me.
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by jhammer on Aug 2nd, 2004, 9:47pm
Jake, Your ideal job is a Mime Artist
I HATE MIMES!!!  They freak me the F*&k out.

Jacob, Your ideal job is a Superhero
Now that's more like it!
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by don on Aug 2nd, 2004, 9:52pm
A Mime Artist?

Does that mean you paint mimes? Or do you just LOOK like your painting a mime ?

I'd make a good mime artist. I've become very adept at LOOKING like I'm doing something at work.

Scrunched eye brows, hunched over keyboard, focused concentration. (Thinking of Vegas)
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by Tim_Z on Aug 2nd, 2004, 10:04pm
Here it is...   Your ideal job is---The job you have now.
And I thought my job sucked, Oh wait it does.  

What do I know???

Tim
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by Jeepgun on Aug 2nd, 2004, 10:18pm
OH SHIT YES!!! CHECK IT OUT: "Jeepgun, your ideal job is Satan." [smiley=headbanger.gif]  [smiley=sgrin.gif] [smiley=bigtiny.gif] [smiley=finger.gif] [smiley=thumb.gif]
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by KingOfPain on Aug 2nd, 2004, 10:52pm

Using my name: Your ideal job is a Dog Walker.

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_2_105.gif


Using my screen name: Your ideal job is a Muppet Impersonator.

http://www.imoc.co.uk/users/upload/muppet(1).jpg


I guess I am destined to be a:

Muppet walking dog impersonator.



Wait.

That's not right.

[smiley=huh.gif]



 ;;D
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by alleyoop on Aug 2nd, 2004, 10:54pm
PIMP!!!!!!

Oh Michael!
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by cootie on Aug 2nd, 2004, 11:11pm
If you combine em all I'm destined to be a Nutty bushkisser rally car driver pole dancer ? And you guys thought my only talent was burping.............special Pam
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by KingOfPain on Aug 2nd, 2004, 11:24pm

How about a: Walking Muppet Dog Impersonator?


http://www.amorin.dk/images/billeder/Kostumer/Muppet.jpg




 ;;D
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by kimmiedawn81 on Aug 3rd, 2004, 3:28am
Kimberly Dawn is a nursery teacher
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by fubar on Aug 3rd, 2004, 3:57am
fubar, Your ideal job is a Circus Freak.

Finally, someone who understands me.
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by Donna_D. on Aug 3rd, 2004, 4:37am
Seems I would make a good Evil Boss!!

Now everyone get BACK TO WORK!!



http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/3/3_7_2.gif


DD
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by BobG on Aug 3rd, 2004, 5:45am
Robert, Your ideal job is a Playing for Rangers.

Bob, Your ideal job is a The job you have now. (Same as Tim_Z)

BobG, Your ideal job is a MSP. (What the heck is a MSP?)

Robert Gibson, Your ideal job is a Goal Scoring Superstar Hero. (Same as jhammer)
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by Dave_Emond on Aug 3rd, 2004, 7:10am
Dave Emond your ideal job is HOUSEKEEPER

David Emond, Your ideal job is a EMPEROR OF ALL THE WORLD

(LOL! Yeah ... I can't even claim "Head of Household!")
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by PittsburghJoe on Aug 3rd, 2004, 7:33am
Joe Pauley your ideal job is a prostitute.

Joseph Pauley, your ideal job is... wait, you WORK?!

I think the second one is more accurate, but not by much!

;;D
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Aug 3rd, 2004, 9:05am
Somehow, I was chosen as the Circus Bearded Lady.

BWAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by Carl_D on Aug 3rd, 2004, 10:39am
Oh Shit!!! It makes perfect sense now.

Tried it with just my first and last name.
Carl Daniels. My ideal job is HUMAN SHIELD!

No wonder I'm getting hit with all this bizarre shit.
Why couldn't I have been a deflecting shield?

Grrrr,
Carl D
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by AlienSpaceBabe on Aug 3rd, 2004, 11:15am
AlienSpaceBabe = Stand-Up Comedian

Lizzie Goodman = Headteacher (???)
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by jimbo on Aug 3rd, 2004, 8:43pm
Jim, your perfect job is being a test dummy for fluffer girls behind the scenes of cheaply filmed porno movies ;;D

Life is good sometimes Jimbo
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by Tim_the_Turtle on Aug 3rd, 2004, 9:40pm
MINE SAYS SATAN............. MAYBE THIS JOB THING IS HANGING WITH THE GIRL THAT TOLD REE I WASNT CUTE ANYMORE............. TIM THE TURTLE
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by Ree on Aug 3rd, 2004, 9:41pm
mine says Heavy Weight Boxer............ LOOK OUT!!!

ree
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by Little Deb on Aug 3rd, 2004, 9:50pm
Debbie Ann, Your ideal job is a … who are you kidding, you work?.


They got that one right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;;D


Being a mom is work enough.........................LD
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by TxBasslady on Aug 3rd, 2004, 11:04pm
TxBasslady - Your ideal job is Panto Dame..?   :o    That don't even sound nice!!  LMAO

Jean French - Your ideal job is Professional Shopper !!
;;D     Now that one my hubby will agree with    ::)


Oh well, such as 'tis

Jean
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by farmboy on Aug 3rd, 2004, 11:39pm
ideal job..................... Captain of the Enterprise

Scotty i need more power..............................
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by r_headache on Aug 4th, 2004, 10:26am
my ideal job is being the Local who is always in the pub whenever you amyone walks in.

PERFECT!!!  wow that website is good!
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by Big Dan on Aug 4th, 2004, 10:53am
Dirk Diggler, Your ideal job is a Dog Walker.

John Kerry, Your ideal job is a Big Game Hunter.

George W. Bush Jr., Your ideal job is a Paleantologist.

Hugh Hefner, Your ideal job is a Funeral Director.

Paris Hilton, Your ideal job is a Circus Freak.

Alex Trebeck, Your ideal job is a Computer Nerd.

Teddy Kennedy, Your ideal job is a Puppeteer.

Bob Holden (MO's worthless pile of crap Gov.), Your ideal job is a Office Gopher.

Al Gore, Your ideal job is a Animal Therapist.



.... yes... that was well worth my time and effort.

;;D



-Big Dan
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by Woobie on Aug 4th, 2004, 1:20pm
LMMFAO DAN!
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by Root on Aug 4th, 2004, 2:12pm
Hmmmmm "Your ideal job is the one you have now"
Must be something wrong with the site.
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by Margi on Aug 4th, 2004, 2:27pm
Perfect.  My ideal job is a Garden Gnome.

Move over, Jayne - you have company.  Think anyone will kidnap us and send pictures to our families of us in various exotic locales?

This could be a really cool adventure.....
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by miCHel on Aug 4th, 2004, 3:15pm
Hummm,,, maybe I should change my MB name  [smiley=huh.gif]

miCHel, your ideal job is a... mermaid!

I can only picture myself naked, on a rock, singing in the middle of the ocean.  That would scare the hell out of any fish, fishermen, pelican or anything else that can breathe. :P

Then I tried my real name, I should be a Reality TV Show Star.

Guess I'll stick with Mermaid...

miCHel
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by broomhilda on Aug 4th, 2004, 3:54pm
LMAO miCHel, mermaid? Hehehehehe

Real name for me= puppeteer( Can I pull your string?) ;;D

Screen name= professional hippy 8)
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by don on Aug 4th, 2004, 5:14pm
It'll leave a big mark on your insurance.

Since we put the clamps on the Irish mob and the Italian businessmen the Massachusetts Insurance Industry is the closest thing we have to organized crime.
Title: Re: What is your ideal job
Post by sturgida on Aug 4th, 2004, 6:04pm
Professional Hippy! >:(

I wanted to be like an astronaut or sex slave or something. Have bad hygene and use mind altering drugs is what i do now! ;;D


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