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(Message started by: GREGNJ27 on Aug 2nd, 2004, 3:59pm)
Title: miracle of Accupunture
Post by GREGNJ27 on Aug 2nd, 2004, 3:59pm
Accupunture has worked miricales for me..it has stopped all my series DEAD in its tracks in no more then 1- 3 treatments...normally it takes a 24 hour peroid to kick in its healing effects,,.it has been  used to help the body in countless ways ,,it  has been used for 5,000 plus years,it has even been used in eliminating the need for anostesiolgist in open heart surgury as i saw on tv by chance once,, ,find one,, my first one was a doctor for 40 years,,then she went back to relearn the art in main land china,,shes passed now,,but always told me to find one that is a MD. i was extreamly skeptical when i was 19 and felt my life had ended when i was told to try it..and i still have to realize how forntunate i was to find out about it,,it seems i get a case of denial..with my clusters  as in this new series,,often as now i wait for 2 weeks of my brain feeling like road kill to go for the treatments..i hope this helps,
Title: Re: miracle of Accupunture
Post by Jonny on Aug 2nd, 2004, 4:10pm
Let the games begin.....LMMFAO ;;D

.............................jonny
Title: Re: miracle of Accupunture
Post by JDH on Aug 2nd, 2004, 4:11pm
Yeah but if you let them poke too many holes in you all the Imitrex will leak out.  ;)

Jim
Title: Re: miracle of Accupunture
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Aug 2nd, 2004, 4:20pm

on 08/02/04 at 15:59:14, GREGNJ27 wrote:
Accupunture has worked miricales for me..it has stopped all my series DEAD in its tracks in no more then 1- 3 treatments...normally it takes a 24 hour peroid to kick in its healing effects,,.it has been  used to help the body in countless ways ,,it  has been used for 5,000 plus years,it has even been used in eliminating the need for anostesiolgist in open heart surgury as i saw on tv by chance once,, ,find one,, my first one was a doctor for 40 years,,then she went back to relearn the art in main land china,,shes passed now,,but always told me to find one that is a MD. i was extreamly skeptical when i was 19 and felt my life had ended when i was told to try it..and i still have to realize how forntunate i was to find out about it,,it seems i get a case of denial..with my clusters  as in this new series,,often as now i wait for 2 weeks of my brain feeling like road kill to go for the treatments..i hope this helps,


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Try some acupunture on your eye with a hot knitting needle and find out what a real CH feels like.
Title: Re: miracle of Accupunture
Post by Jeepgun on Aug 2nd, 2004, 4:22pm
I used to have these shooting pains in my rectal area, but after using an industrial nail gun to shoot galvanized roofing nails into the area around my anus, I've been pain-free for months! It's a fucking miracle!!
Title: Re: miracle of Accupunture
Post by Kevin_M on Aug 2nd, 2004, 4:29pm

on 08/02/04 at 15:59:14, GREGNJ27 wrote:
..often as now i wait for 2 weeks of my brain feeling like road kill to go for the treatments..


Well, don't feel alone, most road kill takes about two weeks to be shoveled up and be treated appropriately.

Kevin M
Title: Re: miracle of Accupunture
Post by Jeepgun on Aug 2nd, 2004, 4:36pm
BWAHAHAHA!! Kevin, that's the funniest thing I've read all day!!  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: miracle of Accupunture
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Aug 2nd, 2004, 4:47pm

on 08/02/04 at 16:22:20, Jeepgun wrote:
I used to have these shooting pains in my rectal area, but after using an industrial nail gun to shoot galvanized roofing nails into the area around my anus, I've been pain-free for months! It's a fucking miracle!!


I actually think that THIS is the funniest thing I have read today.

Jeep.... You have such a way with words.
Title: Re: miracle of Accupunture
Post by Big Dan on Aug 2nd, 2004, 4:51pm
*cracking knuckles, ready to type*

.........


Nah.... that'd just be too easy.  Gimee a challenge.






-Big Dan

Edited: because there are too many twos to use in the English language.
Title: Re: miracle of Accupunture
Post by Gator on Aug 2nd, 2004, 4:52pm
Dude.  I am not saying anything good or bad about acupuncture.  I have never heard anything positive about it where cluster headaches is concerned, but if something works for you, more power to you.

What I do ask is PLEASE use some correct punctuation.  I'm having a bitch of a time reading your posts.  

Gator
Title: Re: miracle of Accupunture
Post by Jonny on Aug 2nd, 2004, 4:55pm

on 08/02/04 at 16:51:33, Big Dan wrote:
*cracking knuckles, ready to type*

.........


Nah.... that'd just be to easy.  Gimee a challenge.


LMAO....Thats why I didnt have much to say......LOL ;;D

..............................jonny
Title: Re: miracle of Accupunture
Post by Jayne on Aug 2nd, 2004, 5:00pm
I'm sold!!!!

Where do I sign up??????

Anyone wanna give me a prick???
Title: Re: miracle of Accupunture
Post by Big Dan on Aug 2nd, 2004, 5:03pm

on 08/02/04 at 17:00:42, Jayne wrote:
I'm sold!!!!

Where do I sign up??????

Anyone wanna give me a prick???



*cracking knuckles, ready to type*

.........


Nah.... that'd just be too easy.  Gimee a challenge.






-Big Dan
Title: Re: miracle of Accupunture
Post by Rock_Lobster on Aug 2nd, 2004, 5:06pm

on 08/02/04 at 17:03:48, Big Dan wrote:
*cracking knuckles, ready to type*

.........


Nah.... that'd just be too easy.  Gimee a challenge.






-Big Dan



Bwaaaahahahaha!  Perfect timing on #2.  Sweet BD.
Title: Re: miracle of Accupunture
Post by Linda_Howell on Aug 2nd, 2004, 5:15pm


[smiley=crackup.gif]

 I haven't laughed this hard since July 19th.

            Linda
Title: Re: miracle of Accupunture
Post by miCHel on Aug 2nd, 2004, 5:26pm
Hey Guys,

Please don't laugh...

Before I was diagnosed with CH, I was in a bad cycle and was thinking of "acupuncturing" myself with a .38 when a friend recommended I try acupuncture.

So off I went.  This guy (really cool, asked me more questions than most docs I had seen) gave me a first treatment.  I think this guy really knew his stuff.  Wow!  I had two pain free days before getting hit again, then went for 4-5 more treatments with no success.

So, I am like Gator, I don't want to bash on acupuncture but it failed for me.  I still love chinese food though....

But now I prefer to do my own acupuncture with an Imitrex shot.  Now that works!

miCHel
Title: Re: miracle of Accupunture
Post by fubar on Aug 2nd, 2004, 5:28pm

on 08/02/04 at 17:00:42, Jayne wrote:
I'm sold!!!!

Where do I sign up??????

Anyone wanna give me a prick???


uh

errrrrr


oh fuck it, too easy
Title: Re: miracle of Accupunture
Post by Charlie on Aug 2nd, 2004, 5:32pm

Quote:
it has even been used in eliminating the need for anostesiolgist in open heart surgury


http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/YOU BETCHA SIGN.png

Zounds! I learn something every decade. To think that for 5,000 years, acupuncturists have been loath to share such wonders until they met caught you.

Acupuncture always gets to me. I mean, what ever possessed the first person to come up with: "Hey! Here's an idea, lets stick sharpened objects in what's left of your leg to see if that won't kill the pain!" The same goes for the first dope who thought that eating snot from an oyster might be a culinary treat.

Acupuncture for clusters: Like trying to knock out an elephant with a peanut.

Charlie
Title: Re: miracle of Accupunture
Post by Linda_Howell on Aug 2nd, 2004, 5:34pm
aw shit.. I cn't type this I am laUGHING SO HARD

Hey Fubar....just make sure it doesn't have anything to do with  "sports cream"  or "ben Gay"  


aw damn....  Linda
Title: Re: miracle of Accupunture
Post by kimh on Aug 2nd, 2004, 5:35pm
Curious....how many of us HAVE tried acupuncture...betting more than a few.

Greg, we all do what we gotta do.  Acupuncture as treatment for cluster headaches has a high failure rate as i'm sure you've managed to summise after you've waded through the haze. ;)

Glad you are having some pf time.  Keep us posted.

Sheep (i mean shit) happens.
Title: Re: miracle of Accupunture
Post by Rock_Lobster on Aug 2nd, 2004, 5:42pm
Accupuncture would likely work  for me, if I could get a few of those needles into my hypothalamathingy.  

That said, if it were that easy to get to then most of us would have cut the phucker out of our heads by now.   ;;D  

Wrokk
Title: Re: miracle of Accupunture
Post by Jayne on Aug 2nd, 2004, 5:45pm

on 08/02/04 at 17:34:45, Linda_Howell wrote:
aw shit.. I cn't type this I am laUGHING SO HARD

Hey Fubar....just make sure it doesn't have anything to do with  "sports cream"  or "ben Gay"  


aw damn....  Linda



Just back off Howell, if I wanna try Acuprickture that's my business.
Jeez, people round here don't want me to have any fun at all.

This is my second chance since my man left me via ziplock bag.!!!!!!!
A WOMAN HAS HER NEEDS DAMMIT!!!!
Title: Re: miracle of Accupunture
Post by Jonny on Aug 2nd, 2004, 5:49pm

on 08/02/04 at 17:45:10, Jayne wrote:
Just back off Howell, if I wanna try Acuprickture that's my business.
Jeez, people round here don't want me to have any fun at all.

A WOMAN HAS HER NEEDS DAMMIT!!!!


Christ!, why didnt you say something in Nashville? ;;D

..............................jonny
Title: Re: miracle of Accupunture
Post by Carl_D on Aug 2nd, 2004, 5:54pm
How bouts some accupressure to ease the beast?

http://poetry.rotten.com/fingerhead/fingerhead.jpg
Title: Re: miracle of Accupunture
Post by Rock_Lobster on Aug 2nd, 2004, 5:56pm

on 08/02/04 at 17:49:22, Jonny wrote:
Christ!, why didnt you say something in Nashville? ;;D
..............................jonny


She skipped you?  wtf man?
Title: Re: miracle of Accupunture
Post by Linda_Howell on Aug 2nd, 2004, 5:59pm
oh damnnit!  you're making me cry......... [smiley=crackup.gif]  stop it!  just stop it!   I can't take any more more.  My stomache is in contractions!!!!!!!


L
Title: Re: miracle of Accupunture
Post by Cerberus on Aug 2nd, 2004, 8:58pm
I have avoided this thread for many an hour, cause I knew what was gonna happen...and you all didn't dissappoint me. Where overall I stand with Gator and I do not have anything "constructive" to say on the effects of accupuncture on CH, I just cant help myself. ::)

 Again repeating what gator said...Dude, If it worked for you then more power to ya...however, I get enough needles in a year to pretty much try and avoid them the rest of the time. Besides that ....there is Irony in solving a problem with the very thing it feels like is happening in the first place, only a billion times worse.

 Other than that....Big D has me dyin over here of laughter. :D

As you were...
Ramon
Title: Re: miracle of Accupunture
Post by john_d on Aug 2nd, 2004, 9:09pm
pile drive! LOL,  I can't believe I did not see this thread until now.  Good read and laugh...
Title: Re: miracle of Accupunture
Post by Big Dan on Aug 2nd, 2004, 9:13pm

on 08/02/04 at 17:59:56, Linda_Howell wrote:
oh damnnit!  you're making me cry......... [smiley=crackup.gif]  stop it!  just stop it!   I can't take any more more.  My stomache is in contractions!!!!!!!


L



Awww, Linda....    :'(





.... you just need to let out a big fart....

c'mon... I'll do it with ya....





-Big Thppppppp
Title: Re: miracle of Accupunture
Post by don on Aug 2nd, 2004, 9:33pm
Way to many needles to the head area.
Title: Re: miracle of Accupunture
Post by Tim_Z on Aug 2nd, 2004, 10:42pm
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Title: Re: miracle of Accupunture
Post by Gator on Aug 2nd, 2004, 11:03pm

on 08/02/04 at 22:42:53, Tim_Z wrote:
01001001001000...and so on, and so forth, ad nauseum



Oy Vay!  Didn't we just see this movie!  LOL


Gator
At least he was nice about it.
Title: Re: miracle of Accupunture
Post by cootie on Aug 2nd, 2004, 11:19pm
I wonder where this guy REALLY got poked ? Do the Hokey Pokey Pam
Title: Re: miracle of Accupunture
Post by Jeepgun on Aug 3rd, 2004, 10:17am
Yes, I read it, Tim. I'm tellin' ya', the nail gun works miracles!  ;;D
Title: Re: miracle of Accupunture
Post by Charlie on Aug 3rd, 2004, 7:32pm
01000010011010010111010001100101001000000100110101100101

Charlie
Title: Re: miracle of Accupunture
Post by Ree on Aug 3rd, 2004, 9:24pm
Ree doesnt get the 100010001100010000100001 part of this thread............. hellooooooooooooooooooooo... someone splain it to me.............ree



forgot to say please
Title: Re: miracle of Accupunture
Post by Donna_D. on Aug 3rd, 2004, 9:31pm

on 08/03/04 at 21:24:43, Ree wrote:
Ree doesnt get the 100010001100010000100001 part of this thread............. hellooooooooooooooooooooo... someone splain it to me.............ree



forgot to say please


OK Ree....Here it is in the simplest of terms:

01011001-01101111-01110101-00100000-01101110-01100101-01100101-01100100-00100000-01110100-01101111-00100000-01100111-01101111-00100000-01101111-01101110-01101100-01101001-01101110-01100101-00100000-01100001-01101110-01100100-00100000-01100110-01101001-01101110-01100100-00100000-01100001-00100000-01100011-01101111-01101110-01110110-01100101-01110010-01110100-01100101-01110010-00100000-01110100-01101000-01100001-01110100-00100000-01110111-01101001-01101100-01101100-00100000-01110100-01110010-01100001-01101110-01110011-01101100-01100001-01110100-01100101-00100000-01110100-01100101-01111000-01110100-00100000-01110100-01101111-00100000-01100010-01101001-01101110-01100001-01110010-01111001-00100000-01100011-01101111-01100100-01100101-00101110-00100000-00100000-01001001-01110100-00100000-01101001-01110011-00100000-01110110-01100101-01110010-01111001-00100000-01110011-01101001-01101101-01110000-01101100-01100101-00100000-01110010-01100101-01100001-01101100-01101100-01111001-00101110-00101110-00101110-00101110-01110100-01110010-01111001-00100000-01101000-01110100-01110100-01110000-00111010-00101111-00101111-01101111-01100011-01100011-01100011-01110011-01100001-00101110-01100011-01101111-01101101-00100000-01110100-01101000-01100101-01111001-00100000-01101101-01100001-01111001-00100000-01101000-01100001-01110110-01100101-00100000-01101111-01101110-01100101-00100000-01110100-01101000-01100101-01110010-01100101-00100001-00100001

Is that a little more clear now?




DD
Title: Re: miracle of Accupunture
Post by Ree on Aug 4th, 2004, 12:06am
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOPE STILL DONT GET IT...............
Title: Re: miracle of Accupunture
Post by Tim_Z on Aug 4th, 2004, 12:28am
Ree, Go here.

http://nickciske.com/tools/binary.php

Tim
Title: Re: miracle of Accupunture
Post by floridian on Aug 4th, 2004, 8:07am
Slinging all this binary around is fine - just watch out for Snow Crash.
Title: Re: miracle of Accupunture
Post by Jeepgun on Aug 4th, 2004, 8:35am
Fabulous book, Floridian! :)


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