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(Message started by: Jeepgun on Aug 2^nd, 2004, 12:38pm)

Title: 8-2-04 Thought For The Day
Post by Jeepgun on Aug 2^nd, 2004, 12:38pm

When life deals you lemons, make lemonade.
When it throws tomatoes, make bloody marys.
When life deals you a truckload of hand-grenades,
now THAT'S a message!! :o ;;D

Title: Re: 8-2-04 Thought For The Day
Post by Carl_D on Aug 2^nd, 2004, 12:42pm

Grenade just went off here!!!
My right knee is giving out again.
DAMMITT!!!!!!!!!!

Grrrrrrrrrrrr,
Carl

P.S. - My saying has always been, "When life hands you lemons - bust out some windows!"
Sure, doesn't taste as good as lemonade, but I sure feel a whole lot better.

Title: Re: 8-2-04 Thought For The Day
Post by john_d on Aug 2^nd, 2004, 12:48pm

One of my favorite....

"When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons."

lol

Title: Re: 8-2-04 Thought For The Day
Post by Jeepgun on Aug 2^nd, 2004, 12:52pm

ROFL, John & Carl. Carl, I hope your knee is better. Warm moist heat may help...

Title: Re: 8-2-04 Thought For The Day
Post by Carl_D on Aug 2^nd, 2004, 12:59pm

How bout some "Deep Thoughts" by Jack handy.

"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad."

"I think a nice gift to give the President would be a chocolate revolver. But he is a busy man, so you would have to run up to him and give it to him really fast."

"If a child asks why it is raining, tell him "God is crying." If he asks why, tell him "It is probably because of something you did."

"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at him."

"A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

"The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face."

"When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges."

"What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe we'll never know."

That's all for now,
Carl D