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(Message started by: Jonny on Aug 1st, 2004, 1:31am)

Title: How many here can say....
Post by Jonny on Aug 1st, 2004, 1:31am
That they are not a peeker heead?

.................................jonny

Title: Re: How many here can say....
Post by Racer1_NC on Aug 1st, 2004, 1:34am

on 08/01/04 at 01:31:08, Jonny wrote:
That they are not a peeker heead?

.................................jonny


I can say it, but I dunno if anyone will believe it.....

Bill

Title: Re: How many here can say....
Post by kimh on Aug 1st, 2004, 1:36am
Peee Brain  ;;D

Why ain't you in bed?  

Title: Re: How many here can say....
Post by BillyJ. on Aug 1st, 2004, 2:27am
Sorry I can not tell a lie ;;D

Title: Re: How many here can say....
Post by Dave_Emond on Aug 1st, 2004, 3:44am
That mean we'd have to wear our underwear on our face?  :-/

Title: Re: How many here can say....
Post by Woobie on Aug 1st, 2004, 8:36am
I CAN!

I am not a peeker heead. :P


now what's a peeker heead? :-/

tina

Title: Re: How many here can say....
Post by Jonny on Aug 1st, 2004, 9:03am

on 08/01/04 at 08:36:27, Woobie wrote:
I CAN!

I am not a peeker heead. :P


now what's a peeker heead? :-/

tina

A Peeker heead is a pecker head with a southern accent, look in the archives for it.....Piper and I were goofing last night about the week long thread we had going on about peeker heeads so I threw this up there while we were talking......LMAO ;;D

...........................jonny

Title: Re: How many here can say....
Post by OneEyeBlind on Aug 1st, 2004, 9:28am
Pecker head, pecker head, pecker head.  Hmmmmmmm  ;;D  Yup.  

Title: Re: How many here can say....
Post by Jonny on Aug 1st, 2004, 9:54am
LMAO....Nan.....LOL ;;D

.................................jonny

Title: Re: How many here can say....
Post by nancyc on Aug 1st, 2004, 10:38am
Pecker head.....Now, in SC we dont even recognize that word.. :o..LMAO...tell Piper hi for me, bro.  ;;Dnancyc

Title: Re: How many here can say....
Post by Jeepgun on Aug 1st, 2004, 12:08pm
Nope. I'm not. I thought I was, but I've been informed on several occasions that I am an ass-hole, and well, I've actually grown quite fond of my special title.  8)

Title: Re: How many here can say....
Post by ClusterChuck on Aug 1st, 2004, 12:29pm
Hey, peecker heead, who you callin' peecker heead?

Chuck

Title: Re: How many here can say....
Post by Mark C on Aug 1st, 2004, 2:44pm
I might be a peeker head.....close your drapes!

:o

Title: Re: How many here can say....
Post by OneEyeBlind on Aug 1st, 2004, 3:05pm
It's PECKER Mark ! Peeker this ! LOL

Title: Re: How many here can say....
Post by Big Dan on Aug 1st, 2004, 5:15pm
I'm just a plain ol' Dick Hed.






-Big Dan

Title: Re: How many here can say....
Post by Tim_Z on Aug 1st, 2004, 5:17pm
I'm with Jeep n this one.

Tim

Title: Re: How many here can say....
Post by cootie on Aug 1st, 2004, 9:55pm
peekerless shit-head here. Twin peekers Pam  ;;D



Title: Re: How many here can say....
Post by Carl_D on Aug 1st, 2004, 9:57pm
I'm not a Peeker Heed! I rotate between Smart Ass and Dumb Ass at will!  ;;D ;;D ;;D

CD

Title: Re: How many here can say....
Post by Jeepgun on Aug 2nd, 2004, 10:05am
Greatest drinking song in the world... ROFL!

Ass-hole                                                                        Dennis Leary

(spoken)
Folks, I’d like to sing a song about the American dream.
About you, about me. About the way our American hearts beat
Way down in the bottom of our chests.

About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts,
Maybe below the cockles, maybe in the sub-cockle area,
Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the colon - I don’t know.

(singing)
I’m just a regular Joe, with a regular job.
I’m your average white, suburbanite slob.
I like football, and porno, and books about war.
I’ve got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor.

My wife, and my job, my kids and my car,
My feet on my table - and a cuban cigar.

But sometimes that’s just not enough,
To keep a man like me interested!
(Oh no! No way! Uh uh!)

No, I gotta go out and have fun,
At someone else’s expense!
(Oh yeah! Yeah yeah! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!)

I drive really slow, in the ultra-fast lane,
While people, behind me, are goin’ insane!

I’m an ass-hole! (He’s an ass-hole!) I’m an ass-hole!
I’m an ass-hole! (He’s a ass-hole! Such an ass-hole!)

I use public toilets, and I piss on the seats.
I walk around in the summertime sayin’ “How about this heat?”

I’m an ass-hole! (He’s an not a very nice person! What an ass-hole!)
I’m an ass-hole! (He’s the world’s biggest ass-hole!)

And sometimes I park, in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped people, make handicapped faces!

I’m an ass-hole! (He’s an ass-hole!) I’m an ass-hole!
I’m an ass-hole! (He’s a real fucking ass-hole!)

Maybe I shouldn’t be singin’ this song -
Ranting and raving and carrying on.
Maybe they’re right when they tell me I’m wrong.
. . . NAHHHHH!

I’m an ass-hole! (He’s an ass-hole! What an ass-hole!)
I’m an ass-hole! (He’s the world’s biggest ass-hole!)

(spoken)
You know what I’m gonna do?
I’m gonna get myself a 1967 El Dorado convertible -
Hot pink! With whale-skin hubcaps, an all-leather cow interior,
and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights! Yeah!
And I’m gonna drive down the highway at 100 miles an hour,
Gettin’ one mile per gallon, wolfin’ down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds
That come in those old-fashioned, non-biodegradeable styrofoam containers.
And when I’m done suckin’ down those greaseball burgers,
I’m gonna throw the containers right out the side,
And wipe my mouth on the American flag, and there’s not a God-damn thing anybody can do about it!
You know why? Two words - nuclear fuckin’ weapons!
Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want,
They can have a big democracy cakewalk right through the middle of Tiennamen Square
And it won’t make a lick of difference, because we got the bombs. Okay?
John Wayne’s not dead, he’s frozen! And when we find a cure for cancer,
We’re gonna thaw’r out the Duke and he’s gonna be pretty pissed off!
You know how pissed the Duke’s gonna be? Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well multiply that by fifteen million and that’s how pissed the Duke’s gonna be.
I’m gonna get the Duke, and Lee Marvin, and John Casavetti and a case of Whiskey,
And I’m gonna drive down to Texas -

(Hey! Hey! Hey! HEY! You know you really are an ass-hole?)
Why don’t ya just shut up and sing the song pal?

(sung)
I’m an ass-hole! (I’m an ass-hole!) I’m an ass-hole!
I’m an ass-hole! (He’s the world’s biggest ass-hole!)

A, S, S, H, O, L, E!
Everybody! A, S, S, H, O, L, E!
(trail into non-vocal chanting and barking)

(spoken)
I’m an ass-hole, and I’m proud of it.

Title: Re: How many here can say....
Post by john_d on Aug 2nd, 2004, 10:12am
LMFAO Frank, thanks for the morning laugh!

Title: Re: How many here can say....
Post by Jonny on Aug 2nd, 2004, 3:01pm

on 08/01/04 at 17:15:00, Big Dan wrote:
I'm just a plain ol' Dick Hed.


ROTFF....Dan.....LOL ;;D

..................................jonny

Title: Re: How many here can say....
Post by Leesa on Aug 2nd, 2004, 3:11pm
LMMFAO  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Gotta love them peeker heeads like Jonny!! *ducking and runnin like hell*  ;)  LOL
Leesa  :P

PS: Frank Ass hole fits ya just fine.......LMAO  ;)

Title: Re: How many here can say....
Post by Jeepgun on Aug 2nd, 2004, 3:14pm
Thank you. My mom and dad told me I could be anything I wanted in life, so I became an ASS-HOLE!!  ;;D

Title: Re: How many here can say....
Post by Leesa on Aug 2nd, 2004, 3:21pm
LMAO Frank mom and dad told me the very same thing so I became Epmress Bitch......still working on the Queen title taking some GREAT notes from a slect few my mother in law included!!  ;;D
Leesa, who loves the ass holes and peeker heeads of CH.com  ;;D  Oh and the dick heeads too  ;)

Title: Re: How many here can say....
Post by echo on Aug 2nd, 2004, 3:56pm

on 08/02/04 at 15:21:52, Leesa wrote:
Leesa, who loves the ass holes and peeker heeads of CH.com  ;;D  Oh and the dick heeads too  ;)


See jonny,  Leesa does love you. ;;D

Title: Re: How many here can say....
Post by Kevin_M on Aug 2nd, 2004, 3:57pm
Peeker head?

Attempting your own plumbing is peeker headed.  But immediately forgetting the pipes are removed under the sink and thoroughly washing your hands in the sink right after removing them, well lets knock this peeker head thing up a notch.  I wish I could have stayed just a peeker head,  BUT NOOO, I have go for the golden oak leaf cluster too.

Peeker head diary entry 276, volume XXIV entitled "Where's This Peeker Headed"

Kevin M

edited for peeker heeaded mistakes.


Title: Re: How many here can say....
Post by Jeepgun on Aug 2nd, 2004, 4:10pm
ROFLMAO!!



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