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Title: Today... Post by Cerberus on Jul 21st, 2004, 12:52pm **Statfleet Transmission** UssCerberus NCC-1968 reporting... Captains Log : star date 72104.1145 The Cerberus Sustained heavy damage while disengaging from a skirmish in the Nashcon system in the delta quadrant. The deflector sheild took a direct hit and the sensor grid overloaded we have been flying blind since. Although the diplomatic mission was an overwhelming success and new relationships between planets has been established. We were ambushed by hostiles as we tried to return to spacedock. A long arduous battle ensued and we took on casualties and major repairs are desperately needed. The Cerberus looks forward to the next federation summit and hopefully the upgrades scheduled to be installed will leave her more prepared to defend against the enemy in future negotiations. Capt. R.D. Brown. **End Transmission** DAMN I MISS YOU GUYS! :'( :-* |
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Title: Re: Today... Post by Jeepgun on Jul 21st, 2004, 12:59pm ***USS Jeepgun calling the Cerebrus! How copy, over? We are equipped with mechanical and medical supplies and prepared to render whatsoever aid you may require. Current Comstat reports that all quadrants are now clear and you are among friendlies. From the USS Jeepgun to the USS Cerebrus, welcome home. Welcome home. All is secure. USS Jeepgun, out.*** [smiley=hug.gif] |
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Title: Re: Today... Post by Rock_Lobster on Jul 21st, 2004, 1:05pm I bet further analysis would show that your enemy utilized alcohol-based weaponry and that you did not put up much of a fight. ;;D |
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Title: Re: Today... Post by Jeepgun on Jul 21st, 2004, 1:09pm [smiley=me&mb.gif] [smiley=bloos.gif] |
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Title: Re: Today... Post by Racer1_NC on Jul 21st, 2004, 1:15pm on 07/21/04 at 13:05:04, Rock_Lobster wrote:
More like welcomed the enemy's weaponry with open arms.... "thank you sir, may I have another." ;;D ;;D Bill |
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Title: Re: Today... Post by Cerberus on Jul 21st, 2004, 1:18pm ** Starfleet Transmission** Uss Cerberus Reporting: Damage Report: During the fray unconventional weaponry was utilized against us....The Cerberus was not prepared to withstand the battery. all collateral damage sustained is minor as a result. The crew suffered heavy losses to moral upon disengagement and debrieifing has begun. The Cerberus has been issued new coordinates on a side mission to pick up extra personnel before returning to the shipyards for upgrades and repairs. -Brown Out- **End Tansmission** Love youse guys.... Ramon |
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Title: Re: Today... Post by Luke63 on Jul 21st, 2004, 1:33pm Well...in Earth terms(cuz I'm blond)...I'll make sure that next time there is more preservatives brought to sustain life for at least another 3 or 4 days!!! P.S. Anyone up for another margarita????? Luke |
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Title: Re: Today... Post by Woobie on Jul 21st, 2004, 1:44pm He's alllllllllll mine folks! WTF did this thread SAY anyway!? |
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Title: Re: Today... Post by Cerberus on Jul 21st, 2004, 1:47pm It says, I love you and miss you all terribly.... :-* :'( :'( :'( Ramon |
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Title: Re: Today... Post by Jeepgun on Jul 21st, 2004, 1:49pm Love you, Woobie and Ramon. :) [smiley=hug.gif] (By the way, I have it on good authority that the USS Cerebus is fueled by Mountain Dew and M&M's) :D 8) |
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Title: Re: Today... Post by Charlie on Jul 21st, 2004, 1:57pm Beam me up for our yearly "Amok Time." Good thread Ramon. This one is gonna be fun. Charlie |
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Title: Re: Today... Post by Melissa on Jul 21st, 2004, 3:04pm I wanna push the button!!!!! I WANNA PUSH THE BIG RED BUTTON!!!! Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhCHOO!! oops! :o |
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Title: Re: Today... Post by cootie on Jul 21st, 2004, 3:05pm Burrrrrrpppppppppppp.........end transmission. Gotta do what ya gotta do Pam Missin the gang !!!!!!! Hey I can drink Miller in a can on my patio too......cool !!!!!! But......it's just NOT the same !! |
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Title: Re: Today... Post by Jimi on Jul 21st, 2004, 3:06pm Mel, that will be enough of that ! Besides you have to sneeze 3 times to hit the button right :P |
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Title: Re: Today... Post by Racer1_NC on Jul 21st, 2004, 3:06pm Rare photo received from enemy ship showing success of new secret weapon. http://home.triad.rr.com/wmingus/enemyweapon.jpg |
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Title: Re: Today... Post by Jeepgun on Jul 21st, 2004, 3:08pm BUSTED!!!! ;;D |
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Title: Re: Today... Post by vig on Jul 21st, 2004, 3:11pm Open the pod bay door, Hal... Hal? HAL!!!!! |
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Title: Re: Today... Post by Rock_Lobster on Jul 21st, 2004, 3:17pm Fine intel shot, Racer. That is one helluva 'long arduous battle' he is enduring there. My guess is that the enemy fired a shitload of those frosty warheads his way. Indeed, a clever ambush. |
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Title: Re: Today... Post by Big Dan on Jul 21st, 2004, 3:21pm http://members.aol.com/browrob549/emo/sw017.gif CUT!.... Wrong set.... -Big Dan |
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Title: Re: Today... Post by Cathi04 on Jul 21st, 2004, 3:24pm I think you are all nucking futz!!! When and where for the next one..I'll bring the smores!! No one properly prepared me for this part...I am in Portland....and you're all...alll...OVER the place!! :-[ :-/ |
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Title: Re: Today... Post by Racer1_NC on Jul 21st, 2004, 3:34pm In an image downloaded from the ship's main computer, we see the head of the "Enemy Weapons Research Team" has captured one of the "frosty warheads" and is removing it to a safe place for further study. http://home.triad.rr.com/wmingus/weaponresearch.jpg |
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Title: Re: Today... Post by Big Dan on Jul 21st, 2004, 3:36pm ... must.. aquire more... frosty... warheads... re*hic*search.... incomple*hic*te.... -Big Dan |
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Title: Re: Today... Post by Jeepgun on Jul 21st, 2004, 3:41pm Hey! Is Jean pulling a bottle of moonshine out of her purse? [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Today... Post by Big Dan on Jul 21st, 2004, 3:43pm No... ... that's a Mexican Nuclear Warhead.... Can be divided into 1oz. 'mini-warheads'.... ... I was attacked when Capt. Deej fired a salvo at me... Beware the Mexican NUKES! -Big Dan |
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Title: Re: Today... Post by Jeepgun on Jul 21st, 2004, 4:16pm LMAO!! The USS Jeepgun was attacked by Scottish nukes, but fortunately, they were rather old. (18-year old single malt, to be precise!) I was also shelled in the South Pacific, by P.C. rum salvos. (Pina Coladas) What can I say? I wish I were still in Bermuda.. ;;D "Don't worry, liver! I'll devise new and more creative tortures for you, yet!" ;;D |
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Title: Re: Today... Post by Cerberus on Jul 21st, 2004, 10:46pm Romulan Ale in an MGD bottle....heheheh....clever indeed. ;;D Ramon |
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