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(Message started by: RevDeFord on Jul 16^th, 2004, 9:30am)

Title: Rev's thought for the day
Post by RevDeFord on Jul 16^th, 2004, 9:30am

In celebration of the complexities of the English language, we bring you the following: Lets face it English is a stupid language.

There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England French fries were not invented in France. We sometimes take English for granted but if we examine its paradoxes we find:- that Quicksand takes you down slowly Boxing rings are square And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. If writers write, how come fingers don't fing. If the plural of tooth is teeth shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth If the teacher taught, why didn't the preacher praught. If a vegetarian eats vegetables why don't humanitarians eat human!? Why do people recite at a play yet play at a recital? Park on driveways and drive on parkways? How can the weather be as hot as hell on one day and as cold as hell on another? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language:- whereby a house can burn up as it burns down. You fill in a form by filling it out. A bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people, not computers and it reflects the creativity of the human race (Which of course isn't a race at all)

Title: Re: Rev's thought for the day
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Jul 16^th, 2004, 9:52am

Now, I'm totally confused.

Do birds Mock? Do houses fly? How do they get the caffiene out of the coffee? Where can I find food that is high fat instead of low fat?

Title: Re: Rev's thought for the day
Post by forgetfulnot on Jul 16^th, 2004, 5:16pm

No wonder GWB has so much trouble with it.
[smiley=laugh.gif]

Lee ;;D

Title: Re: Rev's thought for the day
Post by Donna H. on Jul 16^th, 2004, 5:44pm

I've never heard a rubber band, nor seen a board walk or watched a kitchen sink either.