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Title: Only in Texas... Post by Jeepgun on Jul 14th, 2004, 1:15pm This could only happen in Texas. A man was driving his Jeep through west Texas one spring evening. The road was deserted and he had not seen a soul for what seemed like hours. Suddenly the Jeep started to cough and splutter and the engine slowly died away, leaving him sitting on the side of the road in total silence. He popped the hood and looked to see if there was anything that he could do to get it going again. Unfortunately, he had a limited knowledge of things mechanical, so all he could do was look at the engine, feeling despondent. As he stood looking at the gradually fading light of his flashlight, he cursed that he had not put in new batteries, like he had promised himself. Suddenly, through the inky shadows, came a deep voice, "It's your fuel pump." The man raised up quickly, striking his head on the underside of the hood. "Who said that?" he demanded. There were two horses standing in the fenced field alongside the road and the man was amazed when the nearest of the two horses repeated, "It's your fuel pump. Tap it with your flashlight, and try it again." Confused, the man tapped the fuel pump with his flashlight, turned the key and sure enough, the engine roared to life. He muttered a short thanks to the horse and screeched away. When he reached the next town, he ran into the local bar. "Gimme a large whiskey, please!" he said. A rancher sitting at the bar looked at the man's ashen face and asked, "What's wrong, man? You look like you've seen a ghost!" "It's unbelievable," the man said and recalled the whole tale to the rancher. The rancher took a sip of his beer and looked thoughtful. "A horse, you say? Was it, by any chance, a white horse?" The man replied to the affirmative. "Yes, it was! Am I crazy?" "No, you ain't crazy. In fact, you're lucky," said the rancher, "because the palomino don't know shit about Jeeps!" ;;D |
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Title: Re: Only in Texas... Post by Charlie on Jul 14th, 2004, 1:21pm http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/ROFprone.gif Cute one Jeep. 8) Charlie |
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Title: Re: Only in Texas... Post by Gator on Jul 14th, 2004, 1:30pm I was expecting a comment about a smart, uh...Ass ;;D Too funny, Jeep. Gator |
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Title: Re: Only in Texas... Post by Luke63 on Jul 14th, 2004, 2:19pm Was that an underlying Blonde Joke Jeep???? |
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Title: Re: Only in Texas... Post by Jeepgun on Jul 14th, 2004, 2:23pm Not at all, Luke! LOL |
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Title: Re: Only in Texas... Post by jhammer on Jul 14th, 2004, 4:05pm Good one Jeep! |
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Title: Re: Only in Texas... Post by TxBasslady on Jul 14th, 2004, 6:26pm Naw....couldn't have been a TEXAN!! ::) We know better than to drive to or through West Texas!!! LMAO Ain't nuthin there but sand and tumble weed!! Twas a cute story... Jean |
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Title: Re: Only in Texas... Post by purpleydog on Jul 14th, 2004, 7:08pm on 07/14/04 at 14:19:42, Luke63 wrote:
The Jeep was a blonde? [smiley=huh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Only in Texas... Post by Tim_Z on Jul 14th, 2004, 11:48pm That was good. :) :) :) Tim |
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Title: Re: Only in Texas... Post by KingOfPain on Jul 15th, 2004, 2:30am http://www.fastfunpages.com/02/08/zzztex/texas.jpg [smiley=cowboy.gif] ;;D |
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Title: Re: Only in Texas... Post by Jeepgun on Jul 15th, 2004, 9:50am MooOOOOOOooooo... ;;D |
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