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Title: Drinkers beware... Post by Melissa on Jul 13th, 2004, 4:45pm Man Jailed for Shooting Off His Testicles Jul 13, 1:06 pm ET LONDON (Reuters) - A British man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles after drinking 15 pints of beer was jailed for five years on Tuesday for possessing an illegal firearm, a court spokesman said. David Walker, 28, was arguing with a friend at a pub in South Yorkshire, northern England, when he went home to get his sawed-off shotgun, which he jammed into his trousers. But as he walked back to the pub, the gun went off, blasting pellets into his testicles. Doctors later removed what remained of his testicles during emergency surgery. Walker admitted possessing a prohibited weapon at a hearing in June at the court in Sheffield. http://news.excite.com/odd/article/id/414758|oddlyenough|07-13-2004::13:11|reuters.html |
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Title: Re: Drinkers beware... Post by Big Dan on Jul 13th, 2004, 4:46pm damn... whole new meaning to 'shootin' your rocks off'.... -Big Dan |
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Title: Re: Drinkers beware... Post by echo on Jul 13th, 2004, 5:41pm on 07/13/04 at 16:46:59, Big Dan wrote:
Nice one Dano LOL And I bet this guy will never have the "balls" to carry a weapon in his pants again! He's lucky he still has his gun. |
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Title: Re: Drinkers beware... Post by thomas on Jul 13th, 2004, 5:43pm Who needs comedians, we've got Dan. [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Drinkers beware... Post by Cerberus on Jul 13th, 2004, 6:47pm wasn't losing his "marbles" punishment enough? Pretty damn rough that the guy has to spend five years in the pokey for blowing off his own balls.... [smiley=huh.gif] Ramon |
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Title: Re: Drinkers beware... Post by Charlie on Jul 13th, 2004, 7:48pm You'd think spending the rest of his life having to explain that story would be enough punishment. 5 years in the can may start to look good after a time. At least we won't have to see the poor dope on Jerry Springer any time soon. You never know about Larry King..... ::) Charlie |
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Title: Re: Drinkers beware... Post by alleyoop on Jul 13th, 2004, 8:05pm on 07/13/04 at 16:46:59, Big Dan wrote:
ROTFFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] ..........................................alley |
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Title: Re: Drinkers beware... Post by cootie on Jul 13th, 2004, 8:49pm Who's 'bitch' will he be in prison tho.......will any of the 'guys' have him ? |
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Title: Re: Drinkers beware... Post by alleyoop on Jul 13th, 2004, 9:19pm on 07/13/04 at 20:49:41, cootie wrote:
Sure! He's half way there on the sex change op!!!! ................................alley [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Drinkers beware... Post by Jeepgun on Jul 14th, 2004, 8:54am Am I the only one who finds it hilarious that the article actually stated that he pled guilty to possessing a firearm? "I plead NOT GUILTY, Your Honor! The damage to my testicles was done with a... with a... um... with a SLINGSHOT!! YEAH!! THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENED! I SWEAR!" ;;D |
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Title: Re: Drinkers beware... Post by purpleydog on Jul 14th, 2004, 9:21am on 07/14/04 at 08:54:28, Jeepgun wrote:
No, you're not. ;;D pd |
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Title: Re: Drinkers beware... Post by Pinkfloyd on Jul 14th, 2004, 10:03am Actually the guy was half way back to his "friend", who I suspect is considering himself lucky that his rocks weren't the ones shot off. If the guy had any balls to begin with, he would have punched out the guy in the bar instead of going home for a gun. Rather ironic to lose something he didn't have in the first place. ;;D PF |
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Title: Re: Drinkers beware... Post by Melissa on Jul 14th, 2004, 10:13am LOL PF! |
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Title: Re: Drinkers beware... Post by Gator on Jul 14th, 2004, 10:35am The guy was on his way back to his "friend" when the gun went off. Talk about a problem blowing your wad prematurely! Gator |
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