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Title: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies Post by Jeepgun on Jul 12th, 2004, 3:11pm Inspired by my warped mind. (I thought it deserved its own thread...) ;;D There once was a boy named Buster Who had horrible headaches called "Clusters." He'd snort algae grit Explosively shit And wipe his ass with a pink feather duster. ;;D |
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Title: Re: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies Post by don on Jul 12th, 2004, 3:21pm Quote:
Those have aborted many attacks for me. I'm not tellin ya how though. |
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Title: Re: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies Post by Jeepgun on Jul 12th, 2004, 3:48pm Yeah... Pink feather dusters are the shiznit. Definitely. [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies Post by vig on Jul 12th, 2004, 4:20pm Now THAT's funny.... Thx Jeep [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies Post by Gator on Jul 13th, 2004, 4:58am There once was a Clusterhead named Frank Who wrote limericks and poems that stank He posted them here For he had no fear That his talent would would lead to the bank Just kidding bro. [smiley=laugh.gif] Very funny and cool stuff - as usual. Pain Free Days And Nights to you! Gator |
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Title: Re: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies Post by Jeepgun on Jul 13th, 2004, 7:31am ROFL! Very well, then. Here is another: ;;D One who thinks my poems poor Would quickly change their views If they compared the ones I post With those I could not use. [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies Post by purpleydog on Jul 13th, 2004, 7:45am on 07/13/04 at 07:31:22, Jeepgun wrote:
And he strikes again!! 8) pd |
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Title: Re: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies Post by Jeepgun on Jul 13th, 2004, 9:14am ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=thumb.gif] |
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Title: Re: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies Post by Jayne on Jul 13th, 2004, 10:16am There once was a poster called Jeepgun, he liked to smoke pot and say "yeah mon" he said he had clusters and was in terrible pain. In reality he was a whiner and had migraines. |
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Title: Re: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies Post by Jeepgun on Jul 13th, 2004, 10:21am :o >:( [smiley=laugh.gif] There once was a woman named Jayne Who prided herself on being a pain She had not the sense Not to lick the electric fence Nor to even come in out of the rain. ;;D |
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Title: Re: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies Post by Jayne on Jul 13th, 2004, 10:25am on 07/13/04 at 10:21:47, Jeepgun wrote:
Boooo get of the stage!!!!! I demand a refund!!! ;;D |
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Title: Re: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies Post by Jeepgun on Jul 13th, 2004, 10:28am ROFL!! Okay, then. (Hey, I'm making these up off the cuff!) Little Jayney saw some dynamite She couldn't understand it quite Curiosity never pays It rained Jayney for seven days. ;;D |
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Title: Re: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies Post by Jayne on Jul 13th, 2004, 6:45pm on 07/13/04 at 10:28:41, Jeepgun wrote:
Jeez Frank! Please stick to your day job, I'm sorry friend but you suck. [smiley=laugh.gif] No I really mean it you suck. lol When Frank tries to make up a rhyme, It's a felony, it's terrible, it's a crime. It hurts his brain he should really refrain. His poetry is awful, yes it's LAME. |
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Title: Re: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies Post by Charlie on Jul 13th, 2004, 7:37pm http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/end is nigh sign.png http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/GOOD NIGHT GRAVE.gif Charlie |
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Title: Re: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies Post by cootie on Jul 13th, 2004, 9:07pm Yuk said the man from Nantucket He got an ice pick......and he stuck it His eye turn'd red.........and then it bled That's when he said.....oh fuck it Now he knew.........with only that clue How it felt to have ch....he thought to himself Not a midget or elf Oh how fuckin cruel ! ::) |
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Title: Re: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies Post by Melissa on Jul 13th, 2004, 9:23pm There once was thread about jokes, but the more people posted it broke, ....and that's all she wrote.... ;;D |
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Title: Re: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies Post by Jeepgun on Jul 14th, 2004, 7:42am Fuck it. I quit. I didn't realize it was some kind of competition. No sweat off my sack. *shrug* |
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Title: Re: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies Post by Jayne on Jul 14th, 2004, 10:28am on 07/14/04 at 07:42:14, Jeepgun wrote:
Oh Frank....don't cry (((((((((((((((Frank))))))))))))))) [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies Post by Jeepgun on Jul 14th, 2004, 4:43pm Jayne please hear my sincere apology I'll never be a poetic prodigy I'll stop being a grump Perhaps take a dump And stick with clusterhead-ology. ;;D Love ya', Jayne. :-* [smiley=hug.gif] |
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