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(Message started by: Jeepgun on Jul 12th, 2004, 3:11pm)

Title: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies
Post by Jeepgun on Jul 12th, 2004, 3:11pm
Inspired by my warped mind. (I thought it deserved its own thread...) ;;D

There once was a boy named Buster
Who had horrible headaches called "Clusters."
He'd snort algae grit
Explosively shit
And wipe his ass with a pink feather duster.  ;;D

Title: Re: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies
Post by don on Jul 12th, 2004, 3:21pm

Quote:
And wipe his ass with a pink feather duster


Those have aborted many attacks for me.

I'm not tellin ya how though.

Title: Re: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies
Post by Jeepgun on Jul 12th, 2004, 3:48pm
Yeah... Pink feather dusters are the shiznit. Definitely.  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies
Post by vig on Jul 12th, 2004, 4:20pm
Now THAT's funny....
Thx Jeep
[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies
Post by Gator on Jul 13th, 2004, 4:58am
There once was a Clusterhead named Frank
Who wrote limericks and poems that stank
He posted them here
For he had no fear
That his talent would would lead to the bank


Just kidding bro. [smiley=laugh.gif] Very funny and cool stuff - as usual.

Pain Free Days And Nights to you!

Gator

Title: Re: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies
Post by Jeepgun on Jul 13th, 2004, 7:31am
ROFL!

Very well, then.  Here is another: ;;D

One who thinks my poems poor
Would quickly change their views
If they compared the ones I post
With those I could not use.

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies
Post by purpleydog on Jul 13th, 2004, 7:45am

on 07/13/04 at 07:31:22, Jeepgun wrote:
Very well, then.  Here is another: ;;D

One who thinks my poems poor
Would quickly change their views
If they compared the ones I post
With those I could not use.

[smiley=laugh.gif]


And he strikes again!!  8)

pd

Title: Re: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies
Post by Jeepgun on Jul 13th, 2004, 9:14am
;;D [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=thumb.gif]

Title: Re: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies
Post by Jayne on Jul 13th, 2004, 10:16am
There once was a poster called Jeepgun,
he liked to smoke pot and say "yeah mon"
he said he had clusters and was in terrible pain.
In reality he was a whiner and had migraines.


Title: Re: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies
Post by Jeepgun on Jul 13th, 2004, 10:21am
:o  >:(  [smiley=laugh.gif]

There once was a woman named Jayne
Who prided herself on being a pain
She had not the sense
Not to lick the electric fence
Nor to even come in out of the rain.  ;;D

Title: Re: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies
Post by Jayne on Jul 13th, 2004, 10:25am

on 07/13/04 at 10:21:47, Jeepgun wrote:
:o  >:(  [smiley=laugh.gif]

There once was a woman named Jayne
Who prided herself on being a pain
She had not the sense
Not to lick the electric fence
Nor to even come in out of the rain.  ;;D



Boooo get of the stage!!!!! I demand a refund!!! ;;D

Title: Re: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies
Post by Jeepgun on Jul 13th, 2004, 10:28am
ROFL!! Okay, then. (Hey, I'm making these up off the cuff!)

Little Jayney saw some dynamite
She couldn't understand it quite
Curiosity never pays
It rained Jayney for seven days.

;;D

Title: Re: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies
Post by Jayne on Jul 13th, 2004, 6:45pm

on 07/13/04 at 10:28:41, Jeepgun wrote:
ROFL!! Okay, then. (Hey, I'm making these up off the cuff!)

Little Jayney saw some dynamite
She couldn't understand it quite
Curiosity never pays
It rained Jayney for seven days.

;;D


Jeez Frank! Please stick to your day job, I'm sorry friend but you suck.  [smiley=laugh.gif] No I really mean it you suck. lol

When Frank tries to make up a rhyme,
It's a felony, it's terrible, it's a crime.
It hurts his brain
he should really refrain.
His poetry is awful, yes it's LAME.



Title: Re: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies
Post by Charlie on Jul 13th, 2004, 7:37pm
http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/end is nigh sign.png

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/GOOD NIGHT GRAVE.gif

Charlie


Title: Re: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies
Post by cootie on Jul 13th, 2004, 9:07pm
Yuk said the man from Nantucket
He got an ice pick......and he stuck it
His eye turn'd red.........and then it bled
That's when he said.....oh fuck it
Now he knew.........with only that clue
How it felt to have ch....he thought to himself
Not a midget or elf
Oh how fuckin cruel !  ::)

Title: Re: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies
Post by Melissa on Jul 13th, 2004, 9:23pm
There once was thread about jokes,
but the more people posted it broke,



....and that's all she wrote....



;;D


Title: Re: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies
Post by Jeepgun on Jul 14th, 2004, 7:42am
Fuck it. I quit. I didn't realize it was some kind of competition. No sweat off my sack. *shrug*

Title: Re: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies
Post by Jayne on Jul 14th, 2004, 10:28am

on 07/14/04 at 07:42:14, Jeepgun wrote:
Fuck it. I quit. I didn't realize it was some kind of competition. No sweat off my sack. *shrug*


Oh Frank....don't cry (((((((((((((((Frank)))))))))))))))
[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Ode To Snake-Oil Remedies
Post by Jeepgun on Jul 14th, 2004, 4:43pm
Jayne please hear my sincere apology
I'll never be a poetic prodigy
I'll stop being a grump
Perhaps take a dump
And stick with clusterhead-ology.

;;D

Love ya', Jayne.  :-* [smiley=hug.gif]



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