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Title: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by TedGoddamnit on Jul 12th, 2004, 12:57am I too once had bad headaches. I could do nothing but lay down when they came on. And then I drank blue-green-algae twice a day and haven't had a headache since. Contact me for more information. |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Mastifflvr28 on Jul 12th, 2004, 1:04am How much GoddamnitTed? Mast |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by purpleydog on Jul 12th, 2004, 1:05am WTF?? Ted, bad headaches are NOT clusterheadaches. And if you had a cluster headache, I seriously doubt that you would be "laying down". Blue green algae liquid? What the fuck is that? You better hightail out of here, dude. Before someone DOES contact you! blue algae liquid my ass purpleydog |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Mark C on Jul 12th, 2004, 1:14am ;;D ;;D ;;D Hi Ted! |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Donna_D. on Jul 12th, 2004, 1:15am Where is my Troll Poking Stick? DD WB Ted!! |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by TedGoddamnit on Jul 12th, 2004, 1:16am Mast, check your mail for exactly how much but I get them once a week like you all probably do. Doggiedog, I'm not sure what you mean but my headaches are bad enough where I have to laydown. But your reply gave me some faith, brother. |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Drk^Angel on Jul 12th, 2004, 1:18am WB Ted! Still drinkin' the pond scum 'eh? I'll stick with my beer treatment... PFDAN....................................... Drk^Angel |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by UN_SOLVED on Jul 12th, 2004, 1:21am Ted ... plz peddle your bull somewhere's else ! Unsolved |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by forgetfulnot on Jul 12th, 2004, 1:29am Botswana ? Is that somewhere in New Jersey? Lee |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by buckeyescooter on Jul 12th, 2004, 1:40am You actually had to lay down? Oh my god you poor thing. Well now that your alright, thanks of course to the blue algae, would you do me a favor? Go fuck yourself. Sincerely, The guy who just told you to go fuck yourself |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by TedGoddamnit on Jul 12th, 2004, 1:52am I actually made a mistake. If it's fresh it should be blue-green algae. I had an old batch and it was more brown-yellow algae. Hey, is it true you guys have mushrooms? |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Tiannia on Jul 12th, 2004, 2:01am on 07/12/04 at 01:16:01, TedGoddamnit wrote:
Once a fucking week???? Big fucking deal dude. How about once every 2-3 hours? And Lay down... Maybe after it is over and I have no energy other then to lie on the fucking floor shaking because I felt like y head was ripped to shedds and placed in the path of a flame thrower for good fucking measure. Ted, please do us all a big favor and go elsewhere. Right now I am trying really hard to be nice. If you want to know about shrooms go to clusterbuster.com **************Edit.... as requested -Tia |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by miapet on Jul 12th, 2004, 2:02am Ted, I'm sure you made a wrong turn . . .go take a blue-green or (if it's old) yellow-brown algae enema . . .because you're full of shit. miapet |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by miapet on Jul 12th, 2004, 2:05am I don't think he'll be wanted there either! *ick* |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by TedGoddamnit on Jul 12th, 2004, 2:47am Many of you have made a mistake. It's not blue liquid. It's not yellow phospherous. It's blue-green algae and I have it for you for the cheapest of prices. Step up, step up. Come on brothers and sisters, have I got the cure for you. |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Melissa on Jul 12th, 2004, 3:01am Hey Ted, I'll buy some off ya!! ;;D But then I want tickets to the show of you fucking yourself, sounds like it'd be interesting and hard to twist into that pretzel shape. :-*mel |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by fubar on Jul 12th, 2004, 3:08am Damn I missed you Ted! Welcome back!!!! (seriously) |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by ClusterChuck on Jul 12th, 2004, 3:09am WB, Ted! I sure missed your sense of humor! BTW, how much is this miracle Chuck |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by fubar on Jul 12th, 2004, 3:20am two please |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Donna H. on Jul 12th, 2004, 3:36am Well, dammitTed, how do we take this cure-all? Is it a preventative? Abortive? You sure talk a good talk but leave a lot to be desired. When do we get that info? After we get delivery? How do we know it's real and not veggy coloring? Is it a brand name? Are there little creatures in it? Has there been a blind study on it? Are you blind now? Sheesh....you sure expect a lot of faith on our part. How about some real answers? Interested. |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Superpain on Jul 12th, 2004, 3:52am on 07/12/04 at 00:57:57, TedGoddamnit wrote:
A headaches that makes you lay down is just a good reason for a nap.... Imagine 2-5 anyeurisms bursting in your brain all on the same side, while having a stroke right behind your eye. But it won't kill you... Does that sound like it would make you want to lay down? Now get the fuck out of here, and find some other pitch. Bitch... |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by ave on Jul 12th, 2004, 5:16am Welcome back Ted! Missed you one way or another... Silly jokes with a sting is one reason. Hope uyou are not coming back cause the clusters are biting harder and faster. Keep well, man. |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Jonny on Jul 12th, 2004, 5:38am Welcome back, Ted.....Charlie missed you ;;D ............................jonny |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by pubgirl on Jul 12th, 2004, 5:44am This isn't THE Ted that we all know, love and have been abused by is it? Can't be, no swear words in his posts ;;D Well, only two words come to mind: Pond Slime Wendy |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by alleyoop on Jul 12th, 2004, 6:40am Hey Ted, It was with great interest that I read your post. It seems you and I share a mutual interest in different ways. You drink and sell blue-green-algae. I, on the other hand, do neither. But I do have an almost endless supply of the stuff in a pond behind my house. With your obvious zeal and entreprenurial bent, I'm sure we could have a mutually profitable relationship. We could both make lots of $$ and I could get rid of that NUISANCE SCUM! Eagerly waiting to hear from you GoddamnitTed, ............................alley |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by don on Jul 12th, 2004, 6:58am Quote:
Ted Somewhere there is a support group for people who lick fishtanks. Join it. |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by alleyoop on Jul 12th, 2004, 7:18am http://www.pondsolutions.com/images/filamentous_algae.jpg GoddamnitTed, a picture of my pond, just so you know I'm serious TedGoddamnit! .................alley |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Tim_Z on Jul 12th, 2004, 7:27am Ted you're a dumb ass, get lost, go fuck yourself. I doubt you have ever had a HA. Are you sure ....? Just go away Ted. Tim |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by don on Jul 12th, 2004, 7:34am Goddammit! Dont tell Ted to go away. He has been a constant source of amusement around here for a long time now. Most persistant snakeoil salesman I've ever met. Blue green snakes that is. |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Not4Hire on Jul 12th, 2004, 7:43am ...well, i'll be damned too... ...now lay yer hands upon thy monitor and keyboard and rejoice, brethren and sistern..... |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by jhammer on Jul 12th, 2004, 8:22am Can it be taken as a suppository? |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by thomas on Jul 12th, 2004, 8:37am on 07/12/04 at 02:47:33, TedGoddamnit wrote:
No, you made the mistake you dumbass needle dicked spider fucking moron. Get the fuck out of here. |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Big Dan on Jul 12th, 2004, 8:49am Don't Feed the Trolls. -Big Dan |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Ueli on Jul 12th, 2004, 9:33am I hope you can lay down a lot and get some sleep. Wow, from some of the replies in this thread it looks like some folks have still to learn a lot! ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D PFNADs Ueli [smiley=smokin.gif] |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Jimmy_B on Jul 12th, 2004, 9:45am If you're the Old Ted...what did you use to post the beginning of almost every week? Jim who thinks it may be the old Ted...but needs proof. |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by thomas on Jul 12th, 2004, 9:49am on 07/12/04 at 09:45:57, Jimmy_B wrote:
Ask it if it's coming to Nashville. |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Big Dan on Jul 12th, 2004, 9:56am on 07/12/04 at 09:49:50, thomas wrote:
... can I poke it with a stick first?... -Big Dan |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Miklos on Jul 12th, 2004, 10:05am Ted, you have just encouraged the largest membership drive for the Tuna Club that I have seen in years. You have hooked some of these fish good! Reel them in before they realize they have been caught. |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by purpleydog on Jul 12th, 2004, 10:22am on 07/12/04 at 09:33:26, Ueli wrote:
Hey Ueli! As far as welcomeing back a "lost son" and a "valued contributor" to the board, You and Ted can go fuck each other! Use that fucking algae, it may smooth things out. your buddy purpledog |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Big Dan on Jul 12th, 2004, 10:28am on 07/12/04 at 10:22:33, purpleydog wrote:
... ruh-roh... ... seems we need to find a cure for malfunctioning sarcasim ordor receptors too.... CH aint the only problem... -Big Misunderstanding |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by thomas on Jul 12th, 2004, 10:30am on 07/12/04 at 10:22:33, purpleydog wrote:
You must have gotten the same pm that I did. ;;D |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by BobG on Jul 12th, 2004, 10:31am Hey Ted, good to see you. Sorry to hear you get bad headaches. ::) The political and religious strings just aren't the same without you. I tried the alge you sent. It tasted like poop but mixed with Gatorade it ain't to bad. But, have to stay close to the bathroom. Thanks for sending it. |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Margi on Jul 12th, 2004, 10:34am on 07/12/04 at 05:44:50, pubgirl wrote:
it's gotta be our Ted, Wendy - he's spelled "Damnit" right - most people don't. However, he did spell phosphorous wrong, though - but then, he also gets confused by the usage of the words "then" and "than". This gave me a smile this morning - to see Teddy back. I guess he's been busy moving to Botswana, that's probably why we haven't heard from him. All you new folks need to relax a bit. Ted's been a cornerstone here for years and really does have a good heart and a terrific sense of humour. He's been missed. |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by thomas on Jul 12th, 2004, 10:39am on 07/12/04 at 10:34:54, Margi wrote:
I think he got the response that he wanted. |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by don on Jul 12th, 2004, 10:42am Yeah! Leave Ted alone. His cure is only 100 Jekgolos, cheaper than imitrex. http://www.gazette.bw/head7july2004.jpg |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Big Dan on Jul 12th, 2004, 10:49am on 07/12/04 at 10:42:59, don wrote:
... damn... cash with a picture of a kid crying... Botswana: posterchild for shitty countries worldwide... -Big Dan |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Margi on Jul 12th, 2004, 10:50am aw, thanks for the pic, Don! I love what he's done with his hair. Kinda gives him that Hungarian Puli look (you can look that up too, Don ;)). I hope it doesn't make Congress jealous though. |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Tiannia on Jul 12th, 2004, 10:59am on 07/12/04 at 10:30:40, thomas wrote:
Aye - I got the same one too. You would think that I have never said anything valuable to this board myself. At this point. I dont give a fuck. 2 hours sleep and a hell of a lot of work to do today. SO the idea of being nice and PC, can go (fill in the blank).... :o -Tia |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by UN_SOLVED on Jul 12th, 2004, 11:15am on 07/12/04 at 09:48:46, Ueli wrote:
Yea...I got the same PM.... Fuck you TED andFuck you Ueli ! Maybe they're one in the same .... Maybe they're "butt - buddies" !! LMAO Unsolved |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by JDH on Jul 12th, 2004, 11:24am WB Ted ;;D http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d933b3127cceb25d40a5a8bb0000000010 Jim |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by thomas on Jul 12th, 2004, 11:30am on 07/12/04 at 11:15:30, UN_SOLVED wrote:
They are NOT the same person. Ted is much more articulate. Here is a page from the archives that has a few posts by him, this is also the page that contains my first two posts on ch.com, so for all who think I am some new, guy, No I am not, just went through a long time-off period. http://www.clusterheadaches.com/wwwboard/aug01posts4.html |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Jimmy_B on Jul 12th, 2004, 11:48am I'm pretty sure it's the same E-Mail...I kinda remember "cat" something in Old Ted's E-Mail & it was definitely Yahoo.... The plot deepens. Is it or isn't it? The world may never know. |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Margi on Jul 12th, 2004, 11:54am on 07/12/04 at 11:30:37, thomas wrote:
yep, it's Ted. That's the whole point - he IS a very articulate and intelligent guy. He's done some great supporting and research here over the years. Yes, he's also stirred up some shit here but there are few of us can say we haven't at some point. Ted actually coined the phrase "Clusteropolis" way back when. (Actually, I still think it was ME, but he gets real upset when I claim the fame for that one. ::)) |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by thomas on Jul 12th, 2004, 11:56am on 07/12/04 at 11:54:12, Margi wrote:
Margi, I was referencing Unsolved, asking if Ted and Ueli were the same person. Yes, I can see that this Tedgoddamnit, is indeed Ted. |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Margi on Jul 12th, 2004, 11:58am oh duh - sorry, Thomas - my mistake. ::) Not enough coffee yet this morning! yep, now that I re-read your post I can see what you were saying. I'm not that smart, you know. ;) |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by fubar on Jul 12th, 2004, 11:59am This is most definitely our dear friend Ted announcing his return by hooking a LOT of innocent fish in his own handmade net for frenzied troll eaters. Here's the problem with Ted... he's too dern funny for most of you. Instead of getting all upset and taking this crap seriously, just say Hi Ted, and wait for the next fun posting from our overmedicated ( ;;D ) friend! I think you'll all be entertained, if not by watching how many people are fooled by Ted's antics, but even more by his insane ramblings on politics and religion [that might make him come out of character and *really* say hello!] Anyway, it is definitely Ted's old email address. Ted and I had many, er, conversations, and I would never forget that address. I think I may still be in his ignore filter or kill file... no matter. I love Ted. Welcome back Ted, and why did it take you so damn long to come back? -Fu |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Woobie on Jul 12th, 2004, 12:23pm Welcome Back TED! You be nice now, hear? LMAO! :-* ;;D |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Tiannia on Jul 12th, 2004, 12:44pm on 07/12/04 at 12:23:57, Woobie wrote:
Coming back and stirring hte shit was never the issue. The issue was the pm that many of us got htat accacked us. And that pm did not come from Ted. WB - grab and ore or what ever the hell else it is that you want to do... Tia |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Jeepgun on Jul 12th, 2004, 1:18pm Ted, I've been drying it, chopping it up into lines, and snorting it. By itself, it didn't seem to do much, but once I combined it with ritual toad-licking, and stuffing mushrooms in my nostrils, the combined effect seemed to work rather well! A Loyal Fan, -Algae Boy There once was a boy named Buster Who had horrible headaches called "Clusters." He'd snort algae grit Explosively shit And wipe his ass with a pink feather duster. a-thank you ver' much! |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by pubgirl on Jul 12th, 2004, 1:20pm If it's Ted, he's rather fonder of scuppering than rowing ;;D W the B |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by floridian on Jul 12th, 2004, 1:23pm Now if we could only find a cure for the common clod. ;;D |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by vig on Jul 12th, 2004, 1:26pm If tormenting clusterheads is his sense of humor, he can go back to buttswanna. He's not needed here. |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by UN_SOLVED on Jul 12th, 2004, 1:57pm on 07/12/04 at 13:26:35, vig wrote:
Thanks Vig ! I agree ! Unsolved |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by fubar on Jul 12th, 2004, 2:42pm on 07/12/04 at 13:26:35, vig wrote:
Hmmmm, defending Ted.... it's a weird thing for *me* to do. All I can say is we have PLENTY of people here who love to yank people's chains. If you look at his post, and the sheer absurdity of it, and realize that we have dealt with plenty of snake oil salesmen before, well that's kind of the point. It was supposed to be funny, and supposed to snare a few people who are quick to attack the 'newbie' posts. Some of you got snared. Ted is laughing his ass off. Some of you got insulted that anybody would get mad at this 'newbie' poster and decided to send very unnecessary posts to the ones who got caught in Ted's trap. Believe me, Ted got a 10 out of 10 with this one, and someday you might laugh too. (Ueli, I'm shocked at you for taking this so seriously and responding in the way you did. Chill out) All in all, good fun eventually. Collateral damage along the way, but you'll get it at some point, I promise. |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Margi on Jul 12th, 2004, 3:08pm well said, Shawn. For just one (of many) examples of Ted's classic humour, check out his response to Don in this thread from the archives that Thomas posted (thanks Thomas - that was a fun walk down memory lane!) http://www.clusterheadaches.com/wwwboard/messages2/106501.html You're absolutely right - Ted IS smirking over this one and it certainly won't be the last tongue in cheek snakeoil post here. Absurdity is a nice break from reality every now and then! You shoulda seen this place when Georgia reported sucess with her bleu cheese/vinegar bath. Or when Craig (Flash) first reported success with shrooms. :o Poor ol Flash was nearly laughed off the board and put down to being a druggie snakeoil saleman looking to get the rest of us stoned. Hey, maybe Ted's really onto something with the algae! You never know... ;) (uh, I'm kidding ok?) |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by thomas on Jul 12th, 2004, 3:30pm Margi and Fubar, that is why I said "I gave him the response that he wanted." Ueli, didn't realize, that I may have read the entire thread, before posting, (I always do). I knew it was Ted, Chuck even pm'd me, and told me it was Ted, and I responded, "I thought so". The point of my post was to get a belly laugh out of him. Some people need a lesson in sarcasm, I guess. (Ueli) ;) |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by don on Jul 12th, 2004, 3:37pm http://www.pedigreedogs.co.uk/images_breeds/hungarian_puli.jpg |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by vig on Jul 12th, 2004, 3:38pm "Collateral damage along the way" "Ted is laughing his ass off." Having fun at other's expense is abusive and not funny. my $.02 |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Margi on Jul 12th, 2004, 3:39pm LMAO Don - VERY Good!! ;;D now, where's your picture of bannock, cuzzin? |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Jeepgun on Jul 12th, 2004, 3:44pm Vig, lighten up, man. Jeez... [smiley=huh.gif] |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Jonny on Jul 12th, 2004, 3:48pm ::) |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by don on Jul 12th, 2004, 4:07pm You sure make some strange looking bread up there....... http://www.shoshonebannocktribes.com/new_images/65.jpg |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Margi on Jul 12th, 2004, 4:16pm um, I think y'all's search engine needs a tune up there, buddy. http://www.yorku.ca/yuoc/bannock.html |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by don on Jul 12th, 2004, 4:27pm Noooooooo it dont. Look at the website name. www.shoshonebannocktribes.com Youze guys got injuns ya dont even knows about. |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Margi on Jul 12th, 2004, 4:55pm on 07/12/04 at 16:27:30, don wrote:
um, last time I checked, Idaho was on all y'all's side of the border. They named themselves after bread? Hmm.... :-X |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by stuey on Jul 12th, 2004, 5:28pm You definitely werent' having clusterheadaches with your once a week headaches and like it's been said before you cannot lie down when in the throes of a clusterheadaches. While I do think something is seriously wrong with you, you never had a clusterheadache. Thanks for your cure. |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Jonny on Jul 12th, 2004, 5:34pm on 07/12/04 at 17:28:48, stuey wrote:
Stuey, Its Ted.....he has CH.....Hes fucking around. .......................................jonny |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by JDH on Jul 12th, 2004, 5:37pm on 07/12/04 at 17:34:37, Jonny wrote:
Yeah he's a real hoot ::) Jim |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Jonny on Jul 12th, 2004, 5:52pm Once your a member of this family your ALWAYS a member, aint like you can quit. ..........................................jonny |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Margi on Jul 12th, 2004, 5:56pm on 07/12/04 at 17:52:05, Jonny wrote:
There we go - I knew someone would be able to put it into words. well said, Jonny. |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by TedGoddamnit on Jul 12th, 2004, 6:26pm Geez, sorry about that to all who were offended, but you see, I was doing all my typing in the middle of a 3-day attack that was a 10. |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Jonny on Jul 12th, 2004, 6:33pm on 07/12/04 at 18:26:34, TedGoddamnit wrote:
Nah.....It was a 20 Dude.......LOL ;;D ...........................................jonny Edit........Welcome back shit-head....LOL |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by alleyoop on Jul 12th, 2004, 6:36pm on 07/12/04 at 18:26:34, TedGoddamnit wrote:
Sorry to hear about your HA Ted, but are you still being hit. Maybe you mistyped. You must have meant that you are in the middle of a 10-day attack that is a 3. ...............................alley [smiley=huh.gif] |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by fubar on Jul 12th, 2004, 6:51pm on 07/12/04 at 18:26:34, TedGoddamnit wrote:
Ted never weren't too good at numbers... 3 x 10 = 30. |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by purpleydog on Jul 12th, 2004, 7:00pm on 07/12/04 at 18:26:34, TedGoddamnit wrote:
Wow Ted, you can type during a 10? You can think to type during a 10? What's your secret? I know it ain't that fucking algae. ::) purpleydog |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Superpain on Jul 12th, 2004, 7:02pm Well Ted.... You sure know how to strike up a conversation.... And as for your guardian protector, or your girlfriend, or whatever the fuck Ueli is to you. [smiley=huh.gif] Did everyone in this thread get that PM? Go rub one out Ueli.... :P |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Roxy on Jul 12th, 2004, 7:34pm Thanks for the enjoyable read Ted......welcome back!! You are back....aren't you? ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Jonny on Jul 12th, 2004, 7:45pm Classic Ted.......LMAO ;;D ROCK-N-ROLL!!!! ........................................jonny |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Redd715 on Jul 12th, 2004, 8:27pm OMG I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. I don't know what to say... But after the day I had today I needed this....BIG TIME! |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by bobkip on Jul 12th, 2004, 9:44pm WELL... To all of the defenders of this Ted person; you can go (what our honorable veep said). For the rest of you, let's all go sharpen sticks so we can poke at Ted. Now, scuse me while I go dig a pond. Kip |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by bobkip on Jul 12th, 2004, 9:46pm BTW, great thread, ty to all 'cause I really needed a good laugh. Kip |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Gator on Jul 12th, 2004, 9:49pm Damn, I'm glad I always read the whole thread before posting. I had a whole head full of venom ready to spew. Welcome back Ted. Sorry to hear you're getting hit so hard. You sure stirred up a nest of hornets, here. Gator |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by purpleydog on Jul 12th, 2004, 10:20pm on 07/12/04 at 21:46:40, bobkip wrote:
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by purpleydog on Jul 12th, 2004, 10:22pm on 07/12/04 at 01:16:01, TedGoddamnit wrote:
That's purpleydog to you. And that's sister, not brother. ::) purpleydog |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by JDH on Jul 12th, 2004, 10:42pm http://photoshop.superdownloads.net/uploads/threadsucks1555.jpg Jim |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by cootie on Jul 12th, 2004, 11:03pm Hey ritesaidTed..........I heard pond scum algae is compounded of asprin and inburprofin ? How YOUH doin ? ;) |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Little Deb on Jul 12th, 2004, 11:11pm on 07/12/04 at 08:37:21, thomas wrote:
Does anybody have a picture of this spider sex scene??? I need a better visual [smiley=huh.gif] thinking eight legged freaks.....................little deb |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Charlie on Jul 12th, 2004, 11:21pm God I hate you Ted. I was looking forward to about 400 snake oil posts. How mean can you be? ::) WB. You're a PITA but all is right with the world. I need you Ted, I really do..... :o Charlie |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by forgetfulnot on Jul 12th, 2004, 11:23pm For all those who seem to be pissed. Ted is a very smart guy, you ain't seen nothing yet. As far as I know he has only lost one argument on this board. Lee ;) |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by eyes_afire on Jul 12th, 2004, 11:26pm on 07/12/04 at 23:11:32, Little Deb wrote:
LMAO, I hate the way spiders and snakes always get the raw deal. It ain't fair. Some things are better left unseen. --- Steve |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by TedGoddamnit on Jul 12th, 2004, 11:27pm on 07/12/04 at 22:22:35, purpleydog wrote:
Right on, brother. Don't take no shit from this dude, dude. You've earned your stars and haven't wet your pants for days! We all love you. |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Kevin_M on Jul 12th, 2004, 11:39pm on 07/12/04 at 23:27:11, TedGoddamnit wrote:
One trick act gets old fast, dude. Kevin M |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by TedGoddamnit on Jul 12th, 2004, 11:39pm I got a bunch of mail asking if I'm back or not and I figure I'll answer here rather then/than (which is it, Margi?) write the same thing dozens of times to everyone. Nope. I'm not back. I actually wanted to see if this place is back to kicking the shit out of those who are snake oil salesman. See, when I left everyone was being PC and kicking their asses was suddenly a bad thing. Kicking the shit out of snake oil salesmen is a good thing. Justifying their existance is not. I knew I wasn't known by many anymore and wanted to see what happens now with them. To those who beat me up, you did the right thing... Doggiedog, look again at my first response to you. When I said your post gave me faith I meant I was happy to see someone out there kicking ass. Oh yeah. And I did enjoy the humor of it all. To those of you who have stood up for me, thank you. That is a nice gesture but you know I don't need it. And I did get the reactions I was hoping were there. To Ueli in particular, whatever you said in your IM, thanks dude. I'm sorry you're taking the heat for it. But look on the bright side. It's coming from Americans and we're a bunch of not a very nice persons trying to wiggle out of saying we were for the war because a few of our people died. Talkabout a bully nation. We're all for fighting wars unless someone actually manages to get a punch in. One last thing. Unsolved, don't you think it's time to get some testosterone shots or are you happy with your mixed gender? One last last thing. Fubar, you stood up for me? LOL. PF I hope, dude. Jonny. Dorthy Parker said it about Radcliff girls, I think, but I'll put it to CH women (to make sure they hate me). If you laid every ch.com woman side to side from here to the moon ...I wouldn't be surprised. Stay cool, dude. Well, you need to get cool first. :-) |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Charlie on Jul 12th, 2004, 11:52pm Quote:
And we're off! hehehehe Charlie http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/Hat tip.gif |
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Title: RE: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by TedGoddamnit on Jul 13th, 2004, 12:04am Denying it Charlie, you liberal freak? |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by alleyoop on Jul 13th, 2004, 12:28am Ted, you sound like my kinda guy! I don't suppose there's any chance of you making NASHCON? I've got room in my room and if you give me advance notice, I'll even bring along some of my pond scum. With close to 100 clusterheads, oh yea that's right, you got out of the business. Hell, I'll bring it anyway. We'll find something to do with it! Looking forward to the conversation............ ....................................alley ;;D |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Superpain on Jul 13th, 2004, 12:41am Wow.... I'm still glad we went to war. As a matter of fact, I'd like to see the USA reinstate the practice of colonialism and take over the whole world. Plus, with modern technology it makes for great TV.... The revolution will be televised! And it will be sponsored by Wal Mart, McDonalds and Geico! [smiley=bigguns.gif] |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Charlie on Jul 13th, 2004, 1:18am Quote:
God. Me too........ 8) When you're good at something, you might as well let everybody know it ::) Charlie |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by UN_SOLVED on Jul 13th, 2004, 6:45am I still must say: FUCK YOU TED .... AND FUCK YOU UELI ! BTW TED ... IF YOU SEEN ME IN PERSON, YOU WOULDN"T SAY THAT....YOU'D BE MY BITCH !! UNSOLVED PS...I'm glad everyone had such a good time with this prick. I don't understand that at all .. |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by purpleydog on Jul 13th, 2004, 7:43am ::) ::) ::) pd |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Jeepgun on Jul 13th, 2004, 7:51am No need to be so restrained, Unsolved. Let us know how you really feel about it. [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by thomas on Jul 13th, 2004, 8:23am WTF, Ted?? Is this the drive through? Just come get what you want and then leave? |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Bob P on Jul 13th, 2004, 11:11am on 07/13/04 at 06:45:12, UN_SOLVED wrote:
UNSOLVED, Don't let him get to you. He's probably just drunk again. |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by purpleydog on Jul 13th, 2004, 11:41am Hey Ted, what did you change your name to now? purpleydog |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by babycakes on Jul 13th, 2004, 12:05pm WRONG..it didn't work for me. I used that shit for years. All I got was diarhea |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Prense on Jul 13th, 2004, 12:20pm on 07/13/04 at 12:05:39, babycakes wrote:
LOL, here we go again... |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by BobG on Jul 13th, 2004, 12:20pm Wow! 5 pages! Way to go Ted. This is fun. |
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Title: look at me Post by Georgia on Jul 13th, 2004, 12:25pm Bowling for Clusterbine If keyboards were outlawed...only outlaws would have keyboards. Listen to yer children den |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by AlienSpaceBabe on Jul 13th, 2004, 1:03pm on 07/12/04 at 11:15:30, UN_SOLVED wrote:
on 07/12/04 at 15:38:50, vig wrote:
Well said, vig! Different views but the same basic idea, I think. posting someone's PMs is, imho, immoral and nasty..... doesn't matter who or why.... hey, we all make mistakes, some (*me*) more than others.... posting a PM on the board is a malicious attempt to make someone else look bad so the poster can feel better about him/herself. posting a PM for no other reason then to let others see what you really think of that person shows a true lack of integrity on your part and a desire to "have fun at other's expense"..... WB Ted.... I've missed your wit and sarcasm.... Snickerdoodle: sorry I can't give you an inperson hug this weekend [smiley=winkkiss.gif] JMHO, Lizzie |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by jhammer on Jul 13th, 2004, 1:15pm So this blue-green algae stuff...can it be taken as a suppository? |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by UN_SOLVED on Jul 13th, 2004, 3:48pm on 07/13/04 at 13:03:15, AlienSpaceBabe wrote:
Now just WHO was doing this to begin with ??? Unsolved PS...Ueli, I didn't realize you were a senior citizen. Seeing as how you only have a few more years left (statistically speaking), I do not wish to continue to 'bicker' with you anymore than I would an ole fussy man at the nursing home. Goodluck to you in your 'golden years'. |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Jeepgun on Jul 13th, 2004, 3:51pm on 07/13/04 at 13:15:03, jhammer wrote:
Well, you could always tell someone to stick it up their ass. They just may take you literally... ;;D [smiley=moonwiggle.gif] |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by forgetfulnot on Jul 13th, 2004, 4:37pm Everyone can chill, Ted is gone, again. Lee |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by thomas on Jul 13th, 2004, 4:38pm on 07/13/04 at 16:37:38, forgetfulnot wrote:
Sure about that one? |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Big Dan on Jul 13th, 2004, 4:40pm on 07/13/04 at 16:38:30, thomas wrote:
No... but I'm sure of one thing ... my Give-a-fucker is still on vacation. -Big Deal |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by forgetfulnot on Jul 13th, 2004, 4:46pm on 07/13/04 at 16:38:30, thomas wrote:
Thomas, I am sure that at this moment he is gone, you are here. Good enough? Lee |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by thomas on Jul 13th, 2004, 4:52pm When's he gonna come back to stay? |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by forgetfulnot on Jul 13th, 2004, 5:21pm on 07/13/04 at 16:52:04, thomas wrote:
He's kind of like the Borg, ya never know. ;;D Lee |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Little Deb on Jul 13th, 2004, 5:36pm http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d932b3127cceb2733fd7b0490000001610 SHOULDN'T Y'ALL BE PACKING????????????????????Little Deb ;;D |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by forgetfulnot on Jul 13th, 2004, 5:39pm on 07/13/04 at 17:36:59, Little Deb wrote:
Sorry Deb. :-/ kinda a slow board day. ;;D Lee |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Charlie on Jul 13th, 2004, 6:59pm Liz..... Quote:
Rats. Gonna miss you too Cuddlepumpkin. I'll bury my sorrow with an extra 62 beers All you others are doing is encouraging Ted. PLEASE continue to do so. Even Georgia posted. Things are looking up. 8) It's been a bit thin on my side of the aisle. Here's hoping you're about to empty your subversvive file on us. Charlie |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Ueli on Jul 13th, 2004, 7:49pm UN_SOLVED, in my book you are negligible quantity << e. A slimy slug slithering across my way cannot insult me. Continue your adolescent bickering, it shows everybody your true face. |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Not4Hire on Jul 13th, 2004, 8:28pm charlie: count me firmly (did I really say "firmly"?) on your/our side of the aisle... Quote:
and ole owl: you certainly have a certain with: Quote: ......LMMFAO........ ...and to think: all we really are is a complicated admixture of amino/fatty acids, water(H20), electricity, minerals, etc.(blue green algae)etc. and (somehow, even if RARELY...) self awareness... ..actually MY "Give-a fucker" is about a half mile down the beach from BigDealieBob's... sippin' a T&T and stressin' about my portfolio.... ..walkin in the Futility.....n4 |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by John_D on Jul 13th, 2004, 8:55pm [smiley=twocents.gif] this thread sux |
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Title: Hello Kitty Post by Georgia on Jul 13th, 2004, 9:41pm Quote:
No.No.No.No.No.No. I did not post, Den did...under me....because he had a trojan on his. And what the fuck? I close my eyes for a few minutes, Ted comes, and just like that, he's done and leaving again? That is just not right. I need a cigarette. Peace and love and perverted thoughts, Georgia PS - Charlie, got blood? |
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Title: Re: I have discovered a cure for CHs Post by Charlie on Jul 14th, 2004, 12:28am Thanks G. You made my day. 8) I keep telling the other brain-damaged victims of experimental hormone replacement, how well you write but evidently Den keeps you in a closet. No fair. I read a lot of those bloody posts of yours not long ago. I forgot how that started. How are you doing with all the "alternative medicine" and other things that go bump in the night? Chuckle chuckle :o Hope all three of you are getting along and that Den is in the pink. He's so damn cute. Charlie |
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Title: Re: Hello Kitty Post by Bob P on Jul 14th, 2004, 10:19am on 07/13/04 at 21:41:31, Georgia wrote:
Kinda late to be worried about birth control, isn't it? |
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