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(Message started by: Jayne on Jul 9^th, 2004, 11:01pm)

Title: I can't make every one happy. I am sorry.
Post by Jayne on Jul 9^th, 2004, 11:01pm

Yes I have booked comics to entertain us. I might have 5 coming now.
If you are religious or have children, it might offend you.
I am really sorry, all I tried to do was make you all laugh.
Now I am feeling really bad as some people will have to leave the room when they start. Yes, they will cuss and talk about sensitive subject matters.

I tried to make the majority happy.
I'm feeling really shitty at this moment.
I am sorry. It's not too late to cancel them if you all think it is best.

Title: Re: I can't make every one happy. I am sorry.
Post by forgetfulnot on Jul 9^th, 2004, 11:06pm

on 07/09/04 at 23:01:21, Jayne wrote:

Yes I have booked comics to entertain us. I might have 5 coming now.
If you are religious or have children, it might offend you.
I am really sorry, all I tried to do was make you all laugh.
Now I am feeling really bad as some people will have to leave the room when they start. Yes, they will cuss and talk about sensitive subject matters.

I tried to make the majority happy.
I'm feeling really shitty at this moment.

I am sorry. It's not too late to cancel them if you all think it is best.

Why? Fuckem if they can't take a joke ;)

Lee

Title: Re: I can't make every one happy. I am sorry.
Post by alleyoop on Jul 9^th, 2004, 11:11pm

Someone once said(I don't know who), "you can please some of the people some of the time, but you can't please all of the people all of the time."

Hand out ear plugs at the door! [smiley=laugh.gif]

.................................alley

Title: Re: I can't make every one happy. I am sorry.
Post by Little Deb on Jul 9^th, 2004, 11:17pm

Jayne girl....are ya jokin'??? Who here wouldn't love a few good laughs???

it'll be GREAT! unless they SUCK!!!

You're doing awesome Jayne...relax!

Title: Re: I can't make every one happy. I am sorry.
Post by Edna on Jul 10^th, 2004, 12:17am

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO Jayne, puleeeeez

I will need laughs

I'm sure you meant no ill feelings toward anyone, but I'm sure not all of us will like everything there. So to each his own. That's what they make doors for...exits.

Thanks again for all your hard work Jayne,
hugs,
EDNA

Title: Re: I can't make every one happy. I am sorry.
Post by Jayne on Jul 10^th, 2004, 12:20am

Ignore me I was being a sensitive Annie.....it's all good and I need to learn that I will never please everyone...
Jimi said that was a female trait. [smiley=laugh.gif]
So I'm good, I had my little wobbler and now I'm fine.

*popping a xanax*

Title: Re: I can't make every one happy. I am sorry.
Post by cootie on Jul 10^th, 2004, 1:01am

Oh man I'm lookin forward to it.......most comedians are OFF COLOR and if ya can't laugh at life go fuck yourself. Opps.....have anuther beer Pam......hic......sorry....I've been practiceing for the convention....so far so drunk !!! Can ya hear me now ?

Title: Re: I can't make every one happy. I am sorry.
Post by Jayne on Jul 10^th, 2004, 1:03am

on 07/10/04 at 01:01:34, cootie wrote:

.....have anuther beer Pam......hic......sorry....I've been practiceing for the convention....so far so drunk !!! Can ya hear me now ?

Thank you for the belly laugh! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: I can't make every one happy. I am sorry.
Post by cootie on Jul 10^th, 2004, 1:07am

Hey......how's my drivein ? ;;D

Title: Re: I can't make every one happy. I am sorry.
Post by Jayne on Jul 10^th, 2004, 1:11am

Just put one hand on the wheel and the other over one eye and try to focus....there ya go....perfect.......errrrr .........well,,, never mind ;;D

Title: Re: I can't make every one happy. I am sorry.
Post by cootie on Jul 10^th, 2004, 1:26am

Luckily tonight I washn't driwven...........honestly officer it washn't me !!! (rode the bike) Got home.........hic...........and got a dog in labor, Jus what I wanted ta do tanight......hic....looks like I'm up for the duration unless I fall outa this chair ! Thump............................. :P

I need a vacation....wait a minute........T minus 5 days and counting to NASHVILLE !!!!!

Title: Re: I can't make every one happy. I am sorry.
Post by Kevin_M on Jul 10^th, 2004, 1:30am

I think if they have any material about headaches it would be great. If I pee my pants, I will have to leave too.

presence Depends-able,

Kevin M

Title: Re: I can't make every one happy. I am sorry.
Post by cootie on Jul 10^th, 2004, 1:35am

As long as they don't pick on blondes.......I get all the dumb blonde jokes.....everywhere we go people go outa there way to tell em to me. As if I really wanna know how dumb I am.....I already know all that ! Where 's the dumb men jokes ? ;;D

Title: Re: I can't make every one happy. I am sorry.
Post by Big Dan on Jul 10^th, 2004, 1:36am

on 07/09/04 at 23:01:21, Jayne wrote:

Damn skippy... can't please 'em all. Hey.. some people will not watch it and be fine with it... no biggie.

Others will bitch about it, and they'll get over it.

... who cares?... If they plan on being in the same room as me... they might hear an curse or 50... but hey... I can't please 'em all either.

You're doin' great... even for a mis-placed Brit.. ;)

-Big Props

Title: Re: I can't make every one happy. I am sorry.
Post by Big Dan on Jul 10^th, 2004, 1:37am

on 07/10/04 at 01:35:48, cootie wrote:

What do you call four blondes at a four-way stop?...

... an eternity.

-Big Rimshot

Title: Re: I can't make every one happy. I am sorry.
Post by cootie on Jul 10^th, 2004, 1:49am

How many blondes does it take to..........oh never mind......tried that last nite and it didn't work. ;;D Dam I need ta get some sleep...........can ya tell ???

Title: Re: I can't make every one happy. I am sorry.
Post by Charlie on Jul 10^th, 2004, 6:45am

All you have to do is remind them they are booked [smiley=laugh.gif]

Charlie

Title: Re: I can't make every one happy. I am sorry.
Post by Leesa on Jul 11^th, 2004, 12:26am

Awww Poppet, not to worry love. It will be fine. You did a KICK ASS job and I for one cant say THANK YOU enough for all the help you have given me. For those that dont stick around for this they are going to miss some good fun and lots of belly laughs. But not everyone is always going to be happy. Ya know you posted this a WHILE ago that this was NOT for kids or those that might take offence so they were given black and white (or green) warnings hun. It will be FINE. I cant wait!!!!!!!!
Leesa ;;D

Title: Re: I can't make every one happy. I am sorry.
Post by fubar on Jul 11^th, 2004, 12:32am

I'm not even going, and it would piss me off if you had to cancel the comics. Don't feel bad if a few people choose to go enjoy something else while the show is on! If they prefer to miss it, that's fine. Nobody gets hurt.

Title: Re: I can't make every one happy. I am sorry.
Post by Cathi04 on Jul 11^th, 2004, 2:12am

Jayne, HONEY!! I cant wait!!! please, dont worry about a few spoil-sports!!

BESIDES

I am looking forward to Chuck stealing some of the material, his old stuff is :Pwearing :P thin!!
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
Cathi, who wouldn't recognize the group if it WEREN't off-color!!

Title: Re: I can't make every one happy. I am sorry.
Post by cathy on Jul 11^th, 2004, 6:55am

[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif].....sending a few laughs to all the sour faced pussies who don't like to laugh!! You go Jayne I can see im gonna be missing out on one great convention wish I could be there..... ;;D

Title: Re: I can't make every one happy. I am sorry.
Post by Jeepgun on Jul 12^th, 2004, 1:36pm

fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck!!

Fuck fuck fuck a duck!
Screw a kangaroo!
Fingerbang an orangutan
Support your local zoo!!

FUCK!! motherfuck!! Sonofabeeotch!!!

This has been a test of the political sensitivity response system. We now return you whiny little bastards to your originally scheduled program, so quityerb*tchin!

;;D

Title: Re: I can't make every one happy. I am sorry.
Post by Tiannia on Jul 12^th, 2004, 3:01pm

on 07/12/04 at 13:36:07, Jeepgun wrote:

So when are you posting the pics of you in a speedo from bermuda? THat should test the waters of how many prudes we have on the site?

ps How was the trip? Did you have fun? I am so jealous... I Need a vacation....
:'(

-Tia

Title: Re: I can't make every one happy. I am sorry.
Post by Jeepgun on Jul 12^th, 2004, 3:07pm

We had a BLAST!! It was absolutely fabulous!! Swimming, snorkeling the reefs, parasailing, drinking Bermudian rum, soaking up the sun... It was a really great vacation. :)

The reefs were GREAT!! The first time, we went four miles out, to where the USS Montana was sunk. I snorkeled out and got to see the smokestacks sticking up, all covered with barnacles. Tons of fish... Sergeant-Majors, Parrotfish, tons of Wrasse... Fish that I didn't know the names of... The coral was beautiful, too. Brain coral, sea fans, fire coral...

I got my fins, mask, and snorkel on, and jumped in. Mari was still on-board with Julia. She got Julia all set up, and Julia said she was scared, but I held my arms out to her and said, "Come on!" She jumped in, got one look at the fish, and after that, she was thoroughly mesmerized. There were some big Groupers that came right up to me. One of them brushed against my neck, another brushed against my shoulder, and one came swimming directly at me, and when he went to turn away, I stretched out my hand and stroked his side.

The next day, we rented snorkeling gear on the beach and swam out about a hundred yards to some coral reefs. They were terrific! We saw more fish than we did, snorkeling from the boat. I was swimming along, following a Blue Tang. He was keeping an eye on me, and started swimming a little faster. I swam faster to keep up with him. He tired of our little game and with a quick maneuver, he turned and ducked under a coral shelf. LOL

I swam over a rim of coral and found myself looking down into a deep, sandy bowl in the middle. It was full of Parrotfish, Wrasse, and tiny, iridescent blue fish. So utterly beautiful...

At one point, I thought I'd found a rowboat that had been sunk, so I called Mari over. She swam over and took a look, and then it dawned on both of us that we were really looking at a sunken chaisse lounge. We came up, spit our snorkels out, and laughed like crazy.

I'm hooked. Now I want to travel to Australia, Hawaii, and New Zealand for the snorkeling! :)

-Frank

Title: Re: I can't make every one happy. I am sorry.
Post by Cathi04 on Jul 12^th, 2004, 3:29pm

Frank..
Try Costa Maya, the 2nd largest coral reef in the world..spectacular!
Definitely add that to your list... in the Caribbean, on the Yucatan peninsula............I'm ready for a return visit....
But, really, how DO you feel about off-color jokes?
8)Cathi

Title: Re: I can't make every one happy. I am sorry.
Post by Jeepgun on Jul 12^th, 2004, 3:34pm

Oh! Thanks, Cathi! I think I'm going to retire and become a snorkel bum. LOL!

Off-color jokes? Why.... I am SO fucking SCANDALIZED!!!! :o [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: I can't make every one happy. I am sorry.
Post by Jeepgun on Jul 13^th, 2004, 4:02pm

Oh, by the way, Jayne: Not to worry. I can't make anyone happy!! (Then again, I'm a real bastard) ;;D It makes me happy to run around, pissing people off. [smiley=finger.gif] [smiley=bigtiny.gif] [smiley=smartass2.gif] [smiley=moonwiggle.gif]

Title: Re: I can't make every one happy. I am sorry.
Post by Cerberus on Jul 13^th, 2004, 7:07pm

Comedy...is best served cold. ;)

Ramon