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(Message started by: Tiannia on Jul 9^th, 2004, 11:53am)

Title: Aples and Grapes (not CH - for the ladies)
Post by Tiannia on Jul 9^th, 2004, 11:53am

Apples

Women are like apples on trees: the best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that isn't as good, but easy....... So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along - the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Share this with other women who are good apples - even those who have already been picked!

And remember...
Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Title: Re: Aples and Grapes (not CH - for the ladies)
Post by Big Dan on Jul 9^th, 2004, 11:55am

I like cherries, myself.

.... hey... can't please 'em all. ;;D

-Big Dan

Title: Re: Aples and Grapes (not CH - for the ladies)
Post by Peppermint on Jul 9^th, 2004, 12:01pm

Ahhh Tia.... love to read your philosophies of life!

*STOMP*

I need a new pair of boots ;;D

Title: Re: Aples and Grapes (not CH - for the ladies)
Post by Allen_A on Jul 9^th, 2004, 9:19pm

Problem I see is while you are trying to make us into bottle of fine wine, we are striving to become that perfect, ice-cold, after work, bottle of Budwieser...