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(Message started by: ExplodingEyeBall on Jul 8^th, 2004, 10:34am)

Title: POTD 07/08/2004
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Jul 8^th, 2004, 10:34am

OK.

I don't think I'll be offending any Amish. They shouldn't be using computers any way.

But just in case. I only did this because I thought it was funny and I in no way meant any offense to them or any other religious group.

http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/amish_air.jpg

Title: Re: POTD 07/08/2004
Post by Woobie on Jul 8^th, 2004, 10:36am

[smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: POTD 07/08/2004
Post by Luke63 on Jul 8^th, 2004, 10:43am

You are sooooooo bad Pat!!!

Title: Re: POTD 07/08/2004
Post by KingOfPain on Jul 8^th, 2004, 10:48am

Amish Pickup Lines

1. Are thee at barn-raisings often?

2. If our religion didn't forbid the use of telephones, I would ask thee for thy number.

3. Can I buy thee a buttermilk colada?

4. You've really got the build for that plain bonnet and shapeless black dress.

5. Say, my favorite movie is Witness, too!

6. Art thee a model?

7. There are so many phonies at these quilting bees. Let's go someplace quiet.

8. Thy buggy has a cool lacquer job.

9. I got Sinatra tickets...

10. Are thee up for some plowing?

;;D

Title: Re: POTD 07/08/2004
Post by KingOfPain on Jul 8^th, 2004, 10:52am

http://freehost19.websamba.com/spunker88/amish_noBulb.jpg

Title: Re: POTD 07/08/2004
Post by KingOfPain on Jul 8^th, 2004, 10:54am

on 07/08/04 at 10:34:33, ExplodingEyeBall wrote:

OK.

I only did this because I thought it was funny and I in no way meant any offense to them or any other religious group.

Ditto here.

Title: Re: POTD 07/08/2004
Post by alleyoop on Jul 8^th, 2004, 11:02am

ROTFLMAO!!! [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: POTD 07/08/2004THE FIRST WORKING AMISH LAPTOP
Post by alleyoop on Jul 8^th, 2004, 11:16am

Good thing you wrote that disclaimer. They've got puters!

THE FIRST WORKING AMISH LAPTOP COMPUTER!!!!

Well... OK... so it's not exactly what we would call a computer....but it's the most advanced abacus in history! Using ultra-low tech antique equipment the Amish have actually built a portable "computer" that is capable of accessing the Internet!

Features:

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13 x 6 Bead Resolution
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78 RAB (Random Access Bead) Memory
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All wood construction
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Chalk & slate based input
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Holders for slate, chalk, charcoal and stylus
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1 Chicken Power Supply
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Built-in Modem (see FAQ for more info)

Title: Re: POTD 07/08/2004
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Jul 8^th, 2004, 11:22am

I sometimes see Amish and Menonite people at the camp ground when I camping.

I don't get it. Is the camp site considered a luxery suite because it has electricity?

I go camping to get away from it all. What are they getting away from?

I'M SO CONFUSED!?!?!?!?!?!?

Title: Re: POTD 07/08/2004
Post by Little Deb on Jul 8^th, 2004, 11:33am

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d929b3127cceb19cd8bbc5150000001610

;;Dlittle deb

Title: Re: POTD 07/08/2004
Post by vig on Jul 8^th, 2004, 11:52am

This shouldn't offend even the Amish....

http://kdlltd.com/vig/BlueRidgeParkwayStairsVerticalss.jpg

Title: Re: POTD 07/08/2004
Post by echo on Jul 8^th, 2004, 1:02pm

cool vig. Can you take a pic the starts at your toes and ends at your heels?

Title: Re: POTD 07/08/2004
Post by vig on Jul 8^th, 2004, 1:24pm

mean like this?:

http://www.kdlltd.com/vig/brpWoodss.jpg

You can flip it over....
(I'm really hogging the page today!)

Title: Re: POTD 07/08/2004
Post by echo on Jul 8^th, 2004, 1:44pm

Yep. That is a great shot. beautiful area.

Title: Re: POTD 07/08/2004
Post by Big Dan on Jul 8^th, 2004, 1:46pm

That's sweet, Vig...

... thing is, if you use the scroll bar in slow motion from the top to the bottom of it, it makes you want to vomit.

THAT ROCKS!

;;D

-Big BLEH!

Title: Re: POTD 07/08/2004
Post by Melissa on Jul 8^th, 2004, 3:24pm

http://www.taylorgifts.com/images/p25644b.jpg

Title: Re: POTD 07/08/2004
Post by jonny on Jul 8^th, 2004, 7:21pm

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4d929b3127cceb184e47a44fc0000001610

Title: Re: POTD 07/08/2004
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Jul 8^th, 2004, 7:38pm

Jonny - that's cool in a sort of eeeeewww way!

Title: Re: POTD 07/08/2004
Post by Melissa on Jul 8^th, 2004, 7:55pm

Grandma, have about 4 glasses of wine and it'll look real purty! ;;D