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(Message started by: Tiannia on Jul 6^th, 2004, 4:24pm)

Title: Happy Ending... (not CH)
Post by Tiannia on Jul 6^th, 2004, 4:24pm

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and
suitcases.

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful
dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and
feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay.

When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few

half-eaten shrimp shells, dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain
rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the
first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried
everything; cleaning and mopping and airing the place out. Vents were
checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners
were hung everywhere.

Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they
had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the

expensive wool carpeting.

Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit... Repairmen refused to
work in the house...The maid quit...

Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. A
month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not
find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out, and eventually, even the
local Realtors refused to return their calls.

Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to
purchase a new place.

The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things were going. He told her the

saga of the rotting house. She listened politely, and said that she missed
her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement

in exchange for getting the house back...

Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price
that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth...But only if she
were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed, and within the hour, his
lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later, the man and his new girlfriend stood smirking as they
watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home...

....including the curtain rods.

I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU????

Title: Re: Happy Ending... (not CH)
Post by Jeepgun on Jul 6^th, 2004, 4:26pm

BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Title: Re: Happy Ending... (not CH)
Post by Melissa on Jul 6^th, 2004, 4:28pm

LMAO, Good one Tia!! ;;D

Title: Re: Happy Ending... (not CH)
Post by echo on Jul 6^th, 2004, 4:41pm

Great story!!!

Title: Re: Happy Ending... (not CH)
Post by Peppermint on Jul 6^th, 2004, 4:54pm

on 07/06/04 at 16:24:21, Tiannia wrote:

I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU????

Tia, this little story is good to file for future reference ;;D

Title: Re: Happy Ending... (not CH)
Post by alleyoop49 on Jul 6^th, 2004, 5:32pm

ROTFLMAO!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

..............................ALLEY

Title: Re: Happy Ending... (not CH)
Post by Tim_Z on Jul 6^th, 2004, 7:03pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] Good one, the wheels are turning. lol

Tim

Title: Re: Happy Ending... (not CH)
Post by jonny on Jul 6^th, 2004, 7:03pm

The title of this thread is very misleading ;;D

......................................................jonny

Title: Re: Happy Ending... (not CH)
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Jul 6^th, 2004, 8:40pm

Sounds like my own personal little motto - Don't get mad - get even!!! ;;D

Title: Re: Happy Ending... (not CH)
Post by purpleydog on Jul 6^th, 2004, 10:00pm

Oh, how fitting! Yes this will be filed for future reference. (thanks Pep)

[smiley=deal2.gif]

purpleydog

Title: Re: Happy Ending... (not CH)
Post by Charlie on Jul 6^th, 2004, 10:48pm

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/OH MY SIGN.png

You're killin me.

[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Charlie

Title: Re: Happy Ending... (not CH)
Post by Woobie on Jul 7^th, 2004, 2:05am

[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=ohjez.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=sgrin.gif]

That was good Tianna....