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(Message started by: Mark C on Jun 26^th, 2004, 9:04pm)

Title: Alcohol warnings!
Post by Mark C on Jun 26^th, 2004, 9:04pm

Alcohol Warnings

The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in your getting your ass kicked.

The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).

Happy Drinking Folks!

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Title: Re: Alcohol warnings!
Post by BarbaraD on Jun 26^th, 2004, 9:17pm

Hey Mark!!!!!

I resemble that!!!! :-/

Who the heck got in my diary!!!!!!

Hugs BD

Title: Re: Alcohol warnings!
Post by Sean_C on Jun 26^th, 2004, 9:37pm

on 06/26/04 at 21:04:38, Mark C wrote:

Alcohol Warnings

The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

I prefer Bro-zier ;;D

LMAO..........Sean

Title: Re: Alcohol warnings!
Post by Donna_D. on Jun 26^th, 2004, 10:14pm

on 06/26/04 at 21:04:38, Mark C wrote:

Alcohol Warnings

The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

Thanks for the warning!! I am going to sew a name tag in mine RIGHT NOW!!

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Here's to alcohol - the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

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DD

Title: Re: Alcohol warnings!
Post by Jeepgun on Jun 27^th, 2004, 1:09am

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Benjamin Franklin

;;D

Title: Re: Alcohol warnings!
Post by alleyoop49 on Jun 27^th, 2004, 10:39am

Yes, Madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

---Winston Churchill [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Alcohol warnings!
Post by alleyoop49 on Jun 27^th, 2004, 10:47am

If alcohol is a crutch, then Jack Daniels is the wheel chair.

To alcohol, the nights you'll never remember, with the friends you'll never forget!