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(Message started by: Mark C on Jun 23^rd, 2004, 6:59pm)

Title: Pick Up Lines!
Post by Mark C on Jun 23^rd, 2004, 6:59pm

Pick up Lines for Singles

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher.
Have you seen one?

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

And my favorite..........

(Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.

http://htomc.dns2go.com/anim/anim/badtaste.gif

;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D

Title: Re: Pick Up Lines!
Post by jonny on Jun 23^rd, 2004, 7:02pm

Ive used this one recently

"STFU bitch and suck my dick" ;;D

............................................jonny

Title: Re: Pick Up Lines!
Post by Donna_D. on Jun 23^rd, 2004, 7:11pm

Here's more for the collection....

My name is ___fill in the blank___ . Remember it. You will be screaming it later.

(Lick your finger and wipe it on his/her shirt) We need to get you out of those wet clothes.

Do you wash your pants in Windex, because I can sure see myself in them.

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_8_11.gif

DD

Title: Re: Pick Up Lines!
Post by jonny on Jun 23^rd, 2004, 7:14pm

LMMFAO....LOL...Hahahahah

I love the GIF, DD ;;D

..................................jonny

Title: Re: Pick Up Lines!
Post by purpleydog on Jun 23^rd, 2004, 7:24pm

And guys wonder why they can't get ~~anyone~~ I mean a girl. Prepare to have beer poured over your head. If that's what you got for lines, you deserve every uh, pourjob you get. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Donna, you bad girl...... ;)

Title: Pick Up Losses.......
Post by Mr. Happy on Jun 23^rd, 2004, 7:26pm

You don't know me, but I think you should......

Nice tits.

No, I'm not. But my Wife is married.

Do you fuck for beer?

I'm sore free.........this week.....

I know your Mama.

Lips made to form the letter "O."

Thus, my luck with stray heifers,
RJ

Title: Re: Pick Up Lines!
Post by RevDeFord on Jun 23^rd, 2004, 7:39pm

This one used to work for a good laugh. Now it doesn't for obvious reasons.

Hey babe, got a quarter?

For what.

Cuz my momma always told me if I ever fell in love, I better give her a call.

Course now, calls are .35 cents or more.

Title: Re: Pick Up Lines!
Post by jonny on Jun 23^rd, 2004, 7:47pm

Rev......You pig.....LMAO, I love it!!! ;;D

......................................jonny

Title: Re: Pick Up Lines!
Post by Donna_D. on Jun 23^rd, 2004, 7:57pm

OK...just a FEW more....(feel like I am giving away all my best lines!!)

Ask: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" (No.) Wink.

How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!

I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

If I let you suck on my tongue would you be grateful?

(Probably get in trouble for the next one ;) )

That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/1/1_4_103.gif
Always wear your rubbers!!

;;D

DD

Title: Re: Pick Up Lines!
Post by Rock_Lobster on Jun 23^rd, 2004, 7:59pm

Here is $20. Drink until I am really good looking, then come talk to me.

I bet you $5 you're gonna turn me down.

Let's let only latex stand between our love.

After handing her a stiff drink, say "Drink this, then call me when you're ready."

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

Title: Re: Pick Up Lines!
Post by KingOfPain on Jun 23^rd, 2004, 8:06pm

Here's one that's used around Okiehoma:

Do you have Indian in you?

Want some?

;;D

One of my Indian friends told me
this one.

No offense meant towards any Indians.
That's just the way the pick-up line goes.

Title: Re: Pick Up Lines!
Post by Kevin_M on Jun 23^rd, 2004, 8:13pm

Of course like most, our place has a policy about wearing provacative clothes at work. I'm talking to two of the female policy-advocating supervisors and damn if one of them isn't wearing a revealing top. I turn to the other super and say "I think you should send her home for what she's wearing and you should send her right to MY home. Now I got a decent t-shirt she can wear in the morning.

Sexual harassment warning #1 (worth it)
Kevin M

Title: Re: Pick Up Lines!
Post by KingOfPain on Jun 23^rd, 2004, 8:16pm

What time do I get off?

;;D

Title: Re: Pick Up Lines!
Post by Mr. Happy on Jun 23^rd, 2004, 8:40pm

on 06/23/04 at 20:16:35, KingOfPain wrote:

What time do I get off?

Like we care when yer gettin off, ya Nit. Never apologize for something ya said, unless you shouldn'ta said it......in which case, ya shouldn'ta said it in the first place. Insult with pride.....it's a sign of real friendship.

The only good Injun.......
RJ

Title: Re: Pick Up Lines!
Post by broomhilda on Jun 23^rd, 2004, 8:43pm

My face or yours ;;D

Title: Re: Pick Up Lines!
Post by Kevin_M on Jun 23^rd, 2004, 9:06pm

on 06/23/04 at 20:40:41, Mr. Happy wrote:

Insult with pride.....it's a sign of real friendship.

;;D [smiley=cool2.gif]

*edit* sign name here...........Kevin M

Title: Re: Pick Up Losses.......
Post by John_D on Jun 23^rd, 2004, 9:58pm

on 06/23/04 at 19:26:41, Mr. Happy wrote:

No, I'm not. But my Wife is married.

LMAO [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Pick Up Lines!
Post by mynm156 on Jun 23^rd, 2004, 10:47pm

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all night long!

Title: Re: Pick Up Lines!
Post by cootie on Jun 23^rd, 2004, 11:45pm

You'd look good on me......................my hump or yours Pam 8)

Title: Re: Pick Up Lines!
Post by Gator on Jun 24^th, 2004, 2:24am

Rejection lines:

Wanna dance? No.
Well then I guess a blowjob is out of the question.

Wanna dance? No.
That's okay, I have to schit anyways.

Wanna dance? No, (eye roll) thank you.
Don’t thank me. Thank God somebody asked you.

Wanna dance? Not with you.
I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me. I said you look fat in those pants.

You glance at a girl who walks by. She turns around and says, "What are you looking at?"
I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken.

Title: Re: Pick Up Lines!
Post by Donna_D. on Jun 24^th, 2004, 2:53am

I just LOVE this one....

Love is a sensation;

Caused by a temptation;

To feel penetration;

A guy sticks his location;

In a girl's destination;

To increase the population;

For the next generation;

Did you get my explanation;

Or do you need a demonstration?

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/3/3_3_1v.gif
;;D

DD

Title: Re: Pick Up Lines!
Post by jhammer on Jun 24^th, 2004, 8:03am

Me: Wanna get a pizza and screw?

Her: No (slap)

Me: What, you don't like pizza?

Title: Re: Pick Up Lines!
Post by Jeepgun on Jun 24^th, 2004, 8:10am

BAD GIRL!! (Go to my room!) ;;D

Title: Re: Pick Up Lines!
Post by ZAIRA on Jun 24^th, 2004, 8:25am

[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

on 06/24/04 at 08:10:42, Jeepgun wrote:

BAD GIRL!! (Go to my room!) ;;D

YOU Bad Boy...... ;;D! [smiley=hewey.gif] ;;D

Title: Re: Pick Up Lines!
Post by Cerberus on Jun 24^th, 2004, 9:21am

"I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on Earth!"

Ok how about some time after that? ;;D ;;D ;;D

Ramon

Title: Re: Pick Up Lines!
Post by Jeepgun on Jun 24^th, 2004, 9:39am

I need someone real bad. (Are you real bad?) ;) ;;D

Title: Re: Pick Up Lines!
Post by thomas on Jun 24^th, 2004, 9:50am

"Wanna ride space mountain?" ;;D

Title: Re: Pick Up Lines!
Post by Jeepgun on Jun 24^th, 2004, 9:53am

Snappy comeback to a pickup line:

Nice approach. Now let's see your departure!

If I throw a stick, will you go away?

What am I? Flypaper for jerks?

;;D

Title: Re: Pick Up Lines!
Post by Luke63 on Jun 24^th, 2004, 9:56am

Mine's real simple.
WOOF!!!!

Title: Re: Pick Up Lines!
Post by ZAIRA on Jun 24^th, 2004, 10:22am

on 06/24/04 at 09:39:40, Jeepgun wrote:

I need someone real bad. (Are you real bad?) ;) ;;D

Only in a jeep ;;D !

Title: Re: Pick Up Lines!
Post by Jeepgun on Jun 24^th, 2004, 10:34am

It might be a very rough ride, Zaira! ;;D (looking innocent) [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Pick Up Lines!
Post by JDH on Jun 24^th, 2004, 10:54am

as long as I've got a face you've got a place to sit ;)

Jim

Title: Re: Pick Up Lines!
Post by Luke63 on Jun 24^th, 2004, 11:38am

Are any and all of these lines valid for using at the convention???? ;;D

Title: Re: Pick Up Lines!
Post by jhammer on Jun 24^th, 2004, 11:47am

If I could re-arrange the alphabet I'd put you and I together!

Make that 'U' and 'I'

Title: Re: Pick Up Lines!
Post by Gator on Jun 24^th, 2004, 4:26pm

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Title: Re: Pick Up Lines!
Post by Drk^Angel on Jun 24^th, 2004, 7:29pm

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but your name's Inga...

PFDAN.................................... Drk^Angel

Title: Re: Pick Up Lines!
Post by alleyoop49 on Jun 24^th, 2004, 8:21pm

on 06/24/04 at 19:29:55, Drk^Angel wrote:

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but your name's Inga...

PFDAN.................................... Drk^Angel

[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

LMAO Done right, I think that one might actually work!!

Title: Re: Pick Up Lines!
Post by alleyoop49 on Jun 24^th, 2004, 8:29pm

Know what the battery said to the potato chip?

I'm 'Ever-ready' if you're 'Free-to-lay.' ;;D

Title: Re: Pick Up Lines!
Post by Donna_D. on Jun 24^th, 2004, 8:29pm

A few MORE..

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.

This isn't a beer belly, It'a a fuel tank for a love machine.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/1072.gif http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_1_121.gif http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_2_32.gif

Title: Re: Pick Up Lines!
Post by Jeepgun on Jun 24^th, 2004, 10:13pm

Nice skirt! It would look even better on the floor next to my bed. :D

Title: Re: Pick Up Lines!
Post by FZfan on Jun 24^th, 2004, 11:18pm

I really do appreciate
the fact you're sittin' here,
Your voice sounds so wonderful,
but your face don't look too clear.

So barmaid bring a pitcher,
another round of brew,
honey why don't we get drunk,
and screw?

by Jimmy Buffet

Title: Re: Pick Up Lines!
Post by Gator on Jun 25^th, 2004, 1:40am

How'd you like me to lick your navel - from the inside?