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(Message started by: Tiannia on Jun 22^nd, 2004, 1:59pm)

Title: New Sex Drug for Men
Post by Tiannia on Jun 22^nd, 2004, 1:59pm

An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her
husband's sex drive.

"What about trying some new medicine?" asks the doctor.

"Not a chance," says Mrs. Murphy. "He won't even take an aspirin for a
headache."

"No problem," replies the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee, he won't even
taste it. Try it and come back in a week to let me know how you got on."

A week later Mrs. Murphy returns to the doctor and he inquires as to how
things went.

"Oh it was terrible, just terrible doctor."

"What happened?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect was
immediate. He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the table, at the
same time ripping my clothes off and then proceeded to make passionate love
to me on the tabletop. It was terrible."

"What was terrible?" said the doctor, "was the sex not good?"

"Oh no doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25 years, but I'll never be
able to show my face in McDonald's again."

Title: Re: New Sex Drug for Men
Post by Cerberus on Jun 22^nd, 2004, 3:03pm

LMAO ROTFL!!!!

Tiannia...you need to call me check your PMs

Ramon

Title: Re: New Sex Drug for Men
Post by BobG on Jun 22^nd, 2004, 3:11pm

Hey Tianna, I also heard you can't go into Albertson's anymore. Something about the vegtable department?
::)

Title: Re: New Sex Drug for Men
Post by Jeepgun on Jun 22^nd, 2004, 3:14pm

Wait: Did she get fries with that? ;;D

Title: Re: New Sex Drug for Men
Post by broomhilda on Jun 22^nd, 2004, 3:30pm

Now thats what I call a BIG MAC ATTACK!!! LMAO [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: New Sex Drug for Men
Post by Charlie on Jun 22^nd, 2004, 3:35pm

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/OH MY SIGN.png

[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Charlie

Title: Re: New Sex Drug for Men
Post by Jeepgun on Jun 22^nd, 2004, 3:40pm

LMAO, Broomie!!

I can just hear the old woman, too: "C'mon, you old bastard!!! SUPERSIZE THAT THANG!!" ;;D

Speaking of which: Grandpa and his grandson were outside raking leaves. The little boy found a worm that had been dislodged from its burrow. The little boy tried to put it back in, and grandpa guffawed, "I'll bet you five dollars that you can't get him back in there!" The little boy ran in the house and came back with a can of hairspray. After dousing the earthworm, he shoved into its burrow. The old man gave his grandson five dollars and then made his way to the house. A half hour later, the old man came back and gave his grandson five dollars. The boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars!" The old man says, "I know. That's from your grandma." ;;D

Title: Re: New Sex Drug for Men
Post by Ree on Jun 22^nd, 2004, 8:54pm

hehehehehehehehehehe ree

Title: Re: New Sex Drug for Men
Post by alleyoop49 on Jun 22^nd, 2004, 9:29pm

A father and son were riding around one day when they saw two dogs in a comprimising position. The little boy said, "Daddy, what are those dogs doing?" "They're making a puppy" the father replied.

A few days later the little boy happened to walk in on his mother and father in the middle of making 'whoopie' in their bedroom. "What are you doing?" asked the little boy. His father, trying to think fast, said, "We're making you a baby sister, son." Without hesitation, the little boy said, "Turn her over Dad. I'd rather have a puppy!" ;;D

BobB

Title: Re: New Sex Drug for Men
Post by cootie on Jun 22^nd, 2004, 10:26pm

Sounds more like a happy meal......do they still give toys with that ? Golden Arches Pam

Title: Re: New Sex Drug for Men
Post by Sean_C on Jun 22^nd, 2004, 10:35pm

[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Sean

Title: Re: New Sex Drug for Men
Post by Jeepgun on Jun 23^rd, 2004, 1:57pm

on 06/22/04 at 22:26:25, cootie wrote:

Sounds more like a happy meal......do they still give toys with that ? Golden Arches Pam

Yeah, but trust me when I say that you wouldn't want to mess with any of THOSE toys!

:o ;;D