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(Message started by: jonny on Jun 17^th, 2004, 4:58pm)

Title: Jonny's one convention rule....
Post by jonny on Jun 17^th, 2004, 4:58pm

At no time is anyone to knock on my hotel door, you wanna call?, fine.

There is nothing worse to me than someone showing up at my house uninvited, this goes for the convention also.

I would never think of showing up to somebodys house without calling first, that room is my house for five days, respect it!

Otherwise I will have to kill you!!!

You have been warned http://linuxreviews.org/news/2004-06-11_kernel_crash/icon.png

.............................jonny

Title: Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
Post by thomas on Jun 17^th, 2004, 5:00pm

BIG HUGE FUCKING DITTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
Post by don on Jun 17^th, 2004, 5:03pm

So my 1:30 AM excursion over to Weymouth is out?

Can I call you from your front step?

I'll bring bologna sanmooches.

Title: Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
Post by Gena on Jun 17^th, 2004, 5:09pm

knock, knock [smiley=hewey.gif]

This was me Knocking on Mr. Happys Door last morning of DavCon

I was so drunk I lost my shoes :-[

Everyone will be fine as long as I don't loose my shoes

Title: Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
Post by Svenn on Jun 17^th, 2004, 5:25pm

guess sharing a CHIVAS REGAL is out of the Question then.
ok more on me then ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D

Svenn

Title: Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
Post by echo on Jun 17^th, 2004, 5:26pm

on 06/17/04 at 16:58:49, jonny wrote:

Otherwise I will have to kill you!!!

You have been warned http://linuxreviews.org/news/2004-06-11_kernel_crash/icon.png

.............................jonny

Will it be a quick painless death, or one that drags on for a while?

Title: Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
Post by thomas on Jun 17^th, 2004, 5:29pm

Sleep is a rare comodity.

Title: Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
Post by Rock_Lobster on Jun 17^th, 2004, 5:30pm

I expected something like:
"When you're feeling hot & spunky;
please remember to vulcanize your monkey"

Title: Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
Post by BarbaraD on Jun 17^th, 2004, 5:45pm

Hey, I just had a GRAND idea --- At 1:30 a.m. we ALL call on Jonny. He can't KILL us all -- What say you all --

LET'S GET THE KING!!!!!!! ;;D

Hugs BD

Title: Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
Post by cootie on Jun 17^th, 2004, 6:49pm

Guess rules are different in Ohio.........it's ok to show up and ok to knock.......but we jus don't haveta go to the fuckin door if we don't wanna.....har-har. Pam that won't get her knockers near your door ;)

We get company all the time here.........never a dull moment................

Title: Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
Post by UN_SOLVED on Jun 17^th, 2004, 7:35pm

I'm knocking on everyone's door late at night and then running off !

J / K

Unsolved

Title: Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
Post by jonny on Jun 17^th, 2004, 7:45pm

on 06/17/04 at 19:35:47, UN_SOLVED wrote:

I'm knocking on everyone's door late at night and then running off !

J / K

Unsolved

LMMFAO ;;D

...................................jonny

Title: Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
Post by purpleydog on Jun 17^th, 2004, 7:49pm

on 06/17/04 at 17:26:14, echo wrote:

Will it be a quick painless death, or one that drags on for a while?

Hmmmm, think he'll let ya choose? [smiley=laugh.gif]

purpleydog

Title: Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
Post by Leesa on Jun 17^th, 2004, 8:28pm

Jonny "Yes Sir" *saluting* I dont wanna die thank you. I kinda like my life. Aint messin wif da KING........my momma didnt raise no fool unless you count my sister and brother. Hahahahhaha ;;D

Gena, how bout we glue your shoes to your feet will that work?? LOL ;)

Leesa, who dont wanna die................. ;;D

Title: Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
Post by Rock_Lobster on Jun 17^th, 2004, 8:29pm

"The lone fatality in the hotel blaze, a Jonny King, was attending a convention of migraine sufferers. Curiously, though the blaze started in a room full of alert smokers hooked to pure oxygen tanks, at least 50 of his closest friends were reluctant to alert him of the impending peril."

Title: Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
Post by jonny on Jun 17^th, 2004, 8:41pm

on 06/17/04 at 20:29:37, Rock_Lobster wrote:

Nice, but weak.....jonny cant be killed, stabbed twice, shot once and lived through two house fires.....should I bring up 30 years CH now?

Weak, but nice try.......LMMFYBO ;;D

..............................................jonny

Title: Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
Post by Rock_Lobster on Jun 17^th, 2004, 8:47pm

on 06/17/04 at 20:41:52, jonny wrote:

jonny cant be killed

LMMFAO!

Sorry chief! I guess once they check the dental records they will establish that the body was that of Rico, well known Nashville male prostitute. ;;D

Rock!

Title: Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
Post by UN_SOLVED on Jun 17^th, 2004, 9:13pm

on 06/17/04 at 20:29:37, Rock_Lobster wrote:

LMMFAO [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
Post by Rock_Lobster on Jun 17^th, 2004, 9:23pm

I do really want to head down there with you all. Really really really need a f-in break.

Still might...

'Honey... I am going out for Milk. And bread. And shit. To NashvilleLoveyabebackmondaybye. Vrooooom'.

Wrokk all work and no play okay maybe a little play

Title: Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
Post by Big Dan on Jun 17^th, 2004, 9:24pm

*knock knock*

Trick or treat, smell my meat, give me something good to eat.

... but seriously... if I come a knockin', it's cause the bedroom was a'rockin'....

;;D

-Big Inconvenience

Title: Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
Post by cootie on Jun 17^th, 2004, 9:38pm

I heard that in the New England states people shoot and stab door knockers.........sumtimes I wonder what I'm doin here Pam

Title: Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
Post by fubar on Jun 17^th, 2004, 9:47pm

on 06/17/04 at 20:47:18, Rock_Lobster wrote:

LMMFAO!

Sorry chief! I guess once they check the dental records they will establish that the body was that of Rico, well known Nashville male prostitute. ;;D

Rock!

bwwhaaahaaaahaaaaaaa [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
Post by Little Deb on Jun 17^th, 2004, 10:42pm

Somebody call and warn the maids!!!

Psssst.....jonny...what's your room number??? [smiley=sgrin.gif][smiley=sgrin.gif][smiley=sgrin.gif][smiley=sgrin.gif][smiley=sgrin.gif][smiley=sgrin.gif]

knock knock...................Little Deb ;;D

Title: Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
Post by Sean_C on Jun 17^th, 2004, 10:43pm

I won't come unexpectedly to your room

But if I get a spare minute and I'm in the area I'm comin by the shop ;;D

Sean

Title: Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
Post by Melissa on Jun 17^th, 2004, 10:48pm

*Knock Knock Knock* Housekeeping!! Want me fluff your pillow??

Yeah right Jonny, 86 fricken people and no knockin on your door...

hahaahhahaha [smiley=crackup.gif]

;;D :-*

Title: Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
Post by Carl_D on Jun 17^th, 2004, 10:57pm

Since I don't really have a room to call from per se, and you don't want anyone to knock, I'll just sit outside your door in the hall with my acoustic, and perform a medley of hits by the Bay City Rollers, The Partridge Family, and New Kids On The Block. If by the time I am done with my medley you still haven't opened the door, I'll be forced to do my rendition of "Bobcat Goldthwait sings the songs of Helen Reddy: The Las Vegas Years." ;;D
Since everyone else will be gone to the Stockyard on Friday night, I am contemplating just sitting outside the hotel on the sidewalk with my guitar and a hat, and try to do some street performing. Who knows - might even make a couple of bucks. LOL 8)

Peace,
Mr. Annoyance

Title: Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
Post by Jeepgun on Jun 17^th, 2004, 11:53pm

on 06/17/04 at 16:58:49, jonny wrote:

Ditto.

Title: Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
Post by don on Jun 18^th, 2004, 8:55am

Quote:

I heard that in the New England states people shoot and stab door knockers......

You are mis-informed. We take em hostage and force them to take pictures naked with really ugly women and then we make em go work in the Kerry campaign office doing traffic control at the DNC.

Title: Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
Post by cootie on Jun 18^th, 2004, 9:45am

blahhhhhh-ha-ha.....good one don ! Hey Carl go to the Stockyard with us as our kid and you can order sumthin off the kids menu affordable. Pam the tidbit eater

Wonderin what'd happen if jeep knocked on jonny's door or vice versa..........lets get one of em drunk and trick em ta do it. If the house is a rockin don't bother knockin rule #2 apply's

No.....I'm not bein disrespectful to either onea ya........(me loves ya) I'm jokein on a jokeless day. Dam rain and flooding and dampness and gloom is bummin me out....."ache ache frizz frizz oh what a painful life it is"

Title: Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
Post by Kevin_M on Jun 18^th, 2004, 10:52am

Anyone's kids there that I don't say hi to and meet, gets a free punch in the...I'll think of something.

Rules are meant to be spoken.
Kevin M

*Engish dropout edit*

Title: Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
Post by Woobie on Jun 18^th, 2004, 11:14am

"The fastest way to succeed is to look as if you're playing by somebody else's rules, while quietly playing by your own."

-Michael Konda

Title: Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
Post by Peppermint on Jun 18^th, 2004, 11:33am

EXCELLENT quote Woobie. [smiley=cool2.gif]

Title: Re: Jonny's one convention rule....
Post by Woobie on Jun 18^th, 2004, 11:55am

hee hee heee [smiley=bag.gif]