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(Message started by: Jeepgun on Jun 10^th, 2004, 10:05am)

Title: Dear Tide... (Not CH)
Post by Jeepgun on Jun 10^th, 2004, 10:05am

Dear Tide,

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have. I have used it since the beginning of married life when my Mom told me it was the best. In fact, about a month ago, while at my mother-in-law's house, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. She started to berate me about my drinking problem. One thing lead to another and I ended up with a lot of her blood on my white blouse as well. I tried to get the stain out using her bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. On my way home I stopped and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative and all the stains came out!! They came out so well, in fact, that the DNA tests were negative. I thank you, once again, for a great product. Well gotta go, I have to write a letter to the Hefty Bag people.

-Happy Housewife, Louisville, KY

Title: Re: Dear Tide... (Not CH)
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Jun 10^th, 2004, 10:37am

LMAO!!!!!!!

Did the Chain Saw I loaned you work out OK too?

Title: Re: Dear Tide... (Not CH)
Post by Luke63 on Jun 10^th, 2004, 10:42am

Your cooked Jeep!!!! ;;D

Title: Re: Dear Tide... (Not CH)
Post by echo on Jun 10^th, 2004, 12:19pm

Are you done with my shovel yet? Did the concete slab for the patio come out ok?

Title: Re: Dear Tide... (Not CH)
Post by Jeepgun on Jun 10^th, 2004, 12:29pm

Hee hee... I may have a letter to write to the Quick-crete folks, too! ;;D

Title: Re: Dear Tide... (Not CH)
Post by Melissa on Jun 10^th, 2004, 1:17pm

If anyone has the address for the makers of Radio Flyer wagons, I'd like to know. The wagon didn't really fly when I sent my sister-in-law down the side of our roof in it. Even though I am a bit disappointed that it did not fly, I really want to write and thank them anyway.....

;;D

Title: Re: Dear Tide... (Not CH)
Post by ClusterChuck on Jun 10^th, 2004, 1:28pm

This is TRUELY a bunch of WHACKED people!!!!

Maybe that is why I love them so much?

Chuck

PS: Why am I the only sane one here?

Title: Re: Dear Tide... (Not CH)
Post by echo on Jun 10^th, 2004, 1:55pm

Hey Mel.

Have your sister in law try panty liners with wings next time to see if that works any better.

Title: Re: Dear Tide... (Not CH)
Post by floridian on Jun 10^th, 2004, 2:02pm

Quote:

PS: Why am I the only sane one here?

You are not the only one. I have moments where I am completely normal. Call me episodically sane.

Title: Re: Dear Tide... (Not CH)
Post by Jeepgun on Jun 10^th, 2004, 2:12pm

Sane??? WTF is THAT??? :o

LOL, Mel!

Title: Re: Dear Tide... (Not CH)
Post by Gator on Jun 10^th, 2004, 2:33pm

Greetings Dementoids and Dementettes. What a messed up bunch of people. I finally found a place where I can go and look reasonably sane.

Gator
I'm schizophrenic and so am I

Title: Re: Dear Tide... (Not CH)
Post by Luke63 on Jun 10^th, 2004, 3:53pm

on 06/10/04 at 13:55:41, echo wrote:

panty liners with wings

Great appetizer for a Summer Soiree!!! ;;D

Title: Re: Dear Tide... (Not CH)
Post by OneEyeBlind on Jun 10^th, 2004, 4:07pm

OMG, thanks for the laugh all !!!!!!!!!!! Pany liners with wings ........ hmmmmmmmm. LMAO

Title: Re: Dear Tide... (Not CH)
Post by firebrix on Jun 10^th, 2004, 4:51pm

O well, Gator, at least you'll never be alone!
firebrix

Title: Re: Dear Tide... (Not CH)
Post by Leesa on Jun 10^th, 2004, 4:55pm

LMMFAO after a day like to day I needed this!!!
When am I gettin my hack saw back anyway? ;)
Leesa, who cant stop laughin over here [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Dear Tide... (Not CH)
Post by purpleydog on Jun 10^th, 2004, 6:57pm

You guys (and gals) are whacked!!! [smiley=crackup.gif] Or actually whacking!! [smiley=bigguns.gif]Whaddya nuts? [smiley=ohjez.gif]
I'm proud to be associated with people like you!!

(in)sanely
purpleydog

Title: Re: Dear Tide... (Not CH)
Post by Jeepgun on Jun 11^th, 2004, 9:15am

on 06/10/04 at 18:57:36, purpleydog wrote:

Or actually whacking!!

Shhhh... Pass the moisturizing lotion, please.
:o ;;D

"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!"