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(Message started by: forgetfulnot on Jun 5th, 2004, 2:49pm)

Title: Cat shit ?
Post by forgetfulnot on Jun 5th, 2004, 2:49pm
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Lee

Title: Re: Cat shit ?
Post by Luke63 on Jun 5th, 2004, 2:55pm
Beats the hell out of me!!
Don't want a catch a case of "cat scratch fever"!

Title: Re: Cat shit ?
Post by jonny on Jun 5th, 2004, 2:58pm
Go figure....Email addy is bogus.

...............................jonny

Title: Re: Cat shit ?
Post by Lizzie2 on Jun 5th, 2004, 3:07pm
Uhhhhhhhh where's the board of health and the ASPCA on this one?

::)

Title: Re: Cat shit ?
Post by OneEyeBlind on Jun 5th, 2004, 3:33pm
LOL Lizzie ...... let's forward them this one !

Title: Re: Cat shit ?
Post by Lizzie2 on Jun 5th, 2004, 3:41pm
hahaha Nancy...sounds good!!  ;)

Title: Re: Cat shit ?
Post by cootie on Jun 5th, 2004, 3:46pm
Wah I missed it......what's this about catshit ?? My slow dial up takes forever for pages to show up.....I browsed and browsed and nothin pertaining to cat crap. Gee what day is it.....musta lost a day here lookin. I miss everythin..... cat shit rat shit bat shit Pam

Title: Re: Cat shit ?
Post by jonny on Jun 5th, 2004, 3:51pm
http://www.gifanimations.com/Image/Animations/Animals/catsmice/Toilet_cat.gif___1086465201442

Title: Re: Cat shit ?
Post by forgetfulnot on Jun 5th, 2004, 4:21pm
Where do you come up with this crap jonny. LMAO


Lee

Title: Re: Cat shit ?
Post by cootie on Jun 5th, 2004, 4:44pm
Ah ha....thanks Lee.....found it !! Well......I jus betcha that guy has a big HOLE in his back yard too and a not so pregnant stupid wife that doesn't mind cat shit pee paste residue on her hands. Sweetpea probly scoops it outa the box for em ta make there poopy-pee-paste. The dog probly does a lill recycleing of his own. Cat crap fever Pam

Title: Re: Cat shit ?
Post by Mark C on Jun 5th, 2004, 5:22pm
First TFH's now this......BOB!    A new one for the list.....geez...poop!

http://www.adcd.com/images/poop.gif

Title: Re: Cat shit ?
Post by purpleydog on Jun 5th, 2004, 7:01pm
That is disgusting! There are probably people trying it too. Yuck. Double yuck. ::)

purpleydog

Title: Re: Cat shit ?
Post by Jeepgun on Jun 6th, 2004, 12:10am
You ever wonder what they put in cat litter that makes it taste so funny?  ;;D

Title: If a Cat shits in the woods......
Post by Mr. Happy on Jun 6th, 2004, 12:23am
Nope. Not once. Ever.
There's even a fake.neuro.edu in there.
Gimme a break already.

Eat dit and shie,
RJ

Title: Re: Cat shit ?
Post by Charlie on Jun 6th, 2004, 1:38am
http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/WEIRD THREAD SMILEY.gif

Yikes.

Charlie

Title: Re: Cat shit ?
Post by juvy on Jun 6th, 2004, 3:56am
there is no way in hell i'm using cat shit as an abortive.  what kind of sicko thinks these cures up anyway?

Title: Re: Cat shit ?
Post by ave on Jun 6th, 2004, 6:30am
It is a gas (ammonia is too...)

And don't forget there are some people for whom ammonia provokes attacks!
I distinctly remember a post from somebody, about 2 years back, who said manure would bring it on! Or wait, maybe that was in E's chat...

Aren't clusters weird? Aren't clusterheads weird?

Title: Re: Cat shit ?
Post by tgz23 on Jun 6th, 2004, 11:23pm
Wow, substance P. Did you catch that? LMFAO.

Tim

Title: Re: Cat shit ?
Post by echo on Jun 7th, 2004, 8:39am

on 06/05/04 at 14:55:14, Luke63 wrote:
Beats the hell out of me!!
Don't want a catch a case of "cat scratch fever"!



or cat crap seizure either for that matter.

Title: Re: Cat shit ?
Post by Gator on Jun 7th, 2004, 9:46am
Well, that stinks.   ;;D  You're right purpleydog.  Someone is out there right now putting catcrap on his head waiting for the relief to kick in.

LOL Jeep!  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Gator
Likes cats - if you use the right barbeque sauce!

Title: Re: Cat shit ?
Post by Edski_1 on Jun 7th, 2004, 10:16am
Substance P is a legit reference, though:

http://www.ithyroid.com/substance_p.htm

Just the first I saw looking up on MSN search...

The idea is revolting, but hey, somethings in life have less than antiseptic beginnings.  :o

Title: Re: Cat shit ?
Post by floridian on Jun 7th, 2004, 11:15am
Who was it that said (in some other thread) that they'd eat cat shit if it helped??  Some joker (probably a regular here) picked up on that.  

And for the record, fresh cat urine contains little or no ammonia.  Bacterial action can convert urea to ammonia - the odor from a cat box or diaper pail.   I guess that's why the paper appeared in the Journal of Irreproducable Results.

Title: Re: Cat shit ?
Post by floridian on Jun 7th, 2004, 11:17am

Quote:
Uhhhhhhhh where's the board of health and the ASPCA on this one?


ASPCA ??  No animals were harmed in the production of this film catcrap.

Title: Re: Cat shit ?
Post by Jeepgun on Jun 7th, 2004, 1:27pm
A man with pain like a hatchet
Did everything he could to outmatch it
He screamed and he cried
And he almost died
And even tried snacking on cat shit!

;;D

Thank you. a'thank you ver' much.  8) :o

Title: Re: Cat shit ?
Post by Jeepgun on Jun 7th, 2004, 5:29pm
By the way:

One who thinks my rhymes are poor
Would quickly change their views
If they compared the ones I post
With those I couldn't use.

;;D

Title: Re: Cat shit ?
Post by purpleydog on Jun 7th, 2004, 5:59pm

on 06/07/04 at 13:27:15, Jeepgun wrote:
A man with pain like a hatchet
Did everything he could to outmatch it
He screamed and he cried
And he almost died
And even tried snacking on cat shit!

;;D

Thank you. a'thank you ver' much.  8) :o


A true poet! (you're welcome Elvis) [smiley=crackup.gif]

purpleydog

Title: Re: Cat shit ?
Post by purpleydog on Jun 7th, 2004, 6:01pm

on 06/07/04 at 17:29:25, Jeepgun wrote:
By the way:

One who thinks my rhymes are poor
Would quickly change their views
If they compared the ones I post
With those I couldn't use.

;;D


[smiley=laugh.gif] ::) [smiley=crackup.gif]

purpleydog



Title: Re: Cat shit ?
Post by jonny on Jun 7th, 2004, 6:15pm
A kid asks his grandfather "Grampa, can I have ten dollars to buy a guinea pig?"

Grampa says, "Heres fifteen, get yourself a nice Irish girl"

.....................................jonny ;;D

Title: Re: Cat shit ?
Post by tgz23 on Jun 7th, 2004, 6:49pm
Hey Edski_1, in my sort of twisted humor I thought that was funny as hell. I f we knew what all these meds were made from we'd probably gag.

Substance P that still kills me.

Tim

Title: Re: Cat shit ?
Post by Jeepgun on Jun 7th, 2004, 9:02pm
Hilarious, Jonny! LOL...

Give me time, Purpley. I'll think up more insane ditties.  ;;D



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