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(Message started by: Carl_D on Jun 2^nd, 2004, 1:41pm)

Title: The Memorial Plaque (Joke - non CH)
Post by Carl_D on Jun 2^nd, 2004, 1:41pm

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it.

The seven year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, "Good morning, Alex."

"Good morning, Pastor," replied the young man, still focused on the plaque.

"Pastor, what is this?"
"Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service."

Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque. Little Alex's voice was barely audible, trembling with fear, when he asked, "Which service, the 9:45 or the 11:15?"

Title: Re: The Memorial Plaque (Joke - non CH)
Post by Jeepgun on Jun 2^nd, 2004, 1:47pm

BWA-HAHAHAHAHA!!! I know how poor Alex feels. My parents forced me to go to sunday school and church every single Sunday, and it was a hellfire and brimstone Baptist church, and 95% of the congregation was comprised of people over the age of 80. The lights were dim, the sermons long and boring, and the hymns were like dirges. I used to dread Sundays. "Dear Lord, if you have ANY mercy whatsoever, please kill me now. Thank you. Amen." LOL

Title: Re: The Memorial Plaque (Joke - non CH)
Post by Gena on Jun 2^nd, 2004, 2:17pm

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Title: Re: The Memorial Plaque (Joke - non CH)
Post by Gator on Jun 2^nd, 2004, 6:00pm

ROFLMAO [smiley=laugh.gif]