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Title: What's Yer............. Post by Woobie on May 23rd, 2004, 10:35am Favorite, Funniest or Most Embarrassing moment as a kid? I'm sick of all the bad stuff and people hurtin - need something else to talk about............. just wanted to lighten things up........... and get my mind off of WAITING for the convention ..... i'll start. I have a lot of embarrassing moments... Dad took my sister and I to a carnival one year - I was about 7. We went into a glass house. We were in there FOREVER, my sister and I. Finally, I saw my dad thru the glass and he waved. I told my sister that was the way out.. she said no... we argued. I thought for sure that I was right. We argued more. Then I ran full speed ahead.. SLAMMED into the glass. Knocked myself OUT and had a big HUGE honkin bruised nose for two weeks. Had to go to school like that... UGH! Hate it when I'm wrong like that. ;;D TELL ME A STORY! k? tina :-* |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by Melissa on May 23rd, 2004, 10:52am Mine didn't happen when I was a kid (although there were PLENTY of bad embarrasing moments having to do with other girls who picked on me big time...), mine happened 2 years ago at the Vancouver convention. I'm sure those of you who were there will remember.... A bunch of us were getting our orders takin by a waiter, who seemed to like to flirt with the ladies there. I had had a few Molson's and was feelin pretty, uh, happy when the waiter bent down for a kiss on the cheek. So I figured, what the hell? I went to kiss him on the cheek when all of a sudden he turned his head and planted one right on my lips!!! OMG I could feel my face get hotter than fire itself as I FREAKED out!!! Everyone was silent at first and then they started LAUGHING! Here I am trying to hide my face and shrink down in my chair as much as possible and they're all laughing! The turds :P. Anyway, I had NEVER EVER been so embarrassed before as I did at that moment. *sigh* CRAZY Canuks!!! ::) ;;Dmel |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by cootie on May 23rd, 2004, 11:59am One of my most recent 'blonde moments' was when I handed the cashier my check and had signed my name.... 'Walmart'.................good grief..........there more where that came from Pam |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by Woobie on May 23rd, 2004, 12:33pm Wish I was in Vancouver to see that.. LMAO. I'm sorry Mel, but I would have laughed too! THat IS pretty funny.... [smiley=laugh.gif] and Cootie - i've done the EXACT same thing!!! At WalMart even!! LMAO! ;;D ............ but CHILDHOOD MEMORIES........... :P I cant sleep.......... :-[ |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by Redd715 on May 23rd, 2004, 12:52pm Although I personally don't remember it, over the years I've had to endure hearing the story told over and over. I was about 2 years old, and my Father, Mother, and I were attending a sales convention with my Father's business partner and wife, and his son, daughter and grandson. All eight of us were at dinner, and on stage that night was a fashion show. With all the hubbubb and conversation (and drinking between Lou and my Father), no one noticed for a bit that little me had wandered away from the table...untill they saw me up on that stage toddling aroun, and only becuase the announcer being very professional, begain to describe the "cute little modle here in the pastel green dress with the white polka dots". It was the story my Dad told to everyone who would listen from that day forward. :-[ |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by BillyJ. on May 23rd, 2004, 12:54pm So ya need a laugh eh? This rich dude near Boston decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Jonny, the only long haired,tattooed freak in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with the women. At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in." The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Jonny in the pool! Jonny was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Jonny was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of shit like head butts and chokeholds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Jonny and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Jonny strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a K-mart goldfish. Jonny then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. Finally the host says, "Well, Jonny, I reckon I owe you a million dollars." "No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Jonny. The rich man said, "Man,I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?" "No thanks. I don't want it," answered Jonny. The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options? Again Jonny said no. Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Jonny, then what do you want?" Jonny said, "I want the name of the muthafucka who pushed me in the pool." |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by Melissa on May 23rd, 2004, 12:57pm Billy ya dupa, that's a funny joke and all but we want to hear about something embarrassing that happened to YOU. :P Tina just wants to keep these on file in case she wants to use them as ammo in the future. ;;D |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by Leesa on May 23rd, 2004, 12:58pm OMG LMAO this is funny stuff and I think I can add to this. Im 8 and doing my thing in my gym class gettin ready for our spring fling to show off what we have learned. HAHAHAHA To fit in the rest of the girls I wanted to wear my very first set of panty hose which my mother was totally against. *now I know why* I was ready to get up on the bars with my parnten and my feet slipped out from under me and I fell flat on my butt!! The whole school was there watching! I never knew how slick panty hose were on the blasted mats!! I was called "slick" after that from then on!! Hmmmmm wonder why?? ::) Leesa ;;D |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by Woobie on May 23rd, 2004, 12:59pm LMAO! MEL... actually - i want to laugh at someone OTHER than myself today. I did something REALLLLLYYYYY stupid and embarrassing - and I just wanna know the stupid shit other's have done - so I dont feel so bad. LMAO! Good story BillyJ............... |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by Leesa on May 23rd, 2004, 1:35pm Billy I see opportunity knocked an ya opened the door! ROTLFLMMFAO ;;D It fits sooooooo well too!! Now thats funny!! I can picture Jonny do that too. LMMFAO Leesa ;;D |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by Karla on May 23rd, 2004, 1:35pm I had a party at my house and it was full of people. I had a water sprinkler running in the back yard. I decided it was time to move the sprinkler. I went running out my patio door, barefoot, toward the sprinkler but much to my suprise the ground was very wet and slippery. I started to slide right into the sprinkler. I was afraid my toes were going to be mush so I made an attempt to jump over the sprinkler. Well I went airborne and ended up doing a bellyflop on the other side. I hit the ground very hard but everyone in the house saw me do that and busted out laughing. I came back into the house very red and wet. None of my friends will let me live this down. :( Man I hurt thinking about it. lol |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by Jeepgun on May 23rd, 2004, 2:06pm As you will all find out in Nashville at the convention, I am horribly clumsy. I drop stuff, break stuff, trip over stuff, spill stuff... I'm a walking disaster area, so everyone, just please be careful. "Hurricane Frank" will be touching down in Nashville.... LOL Anyway, when I lived in Japan, I used to go to this little mall, in which there was a china shop that sold little tea sets, mugs, urns, and various pottery. I love the stuff... The shop was run by a little old man and his wife. They really liked me, since I am an American but also am fluent in Japanese. I would always make a point of stopping in to say hello, but it never failed: Everytime I went in there, I would end up breaking something. One time, I went in, said hello, and left, WITHOUT breaking something! I imagined the little old man screaming that the natural order of the universe had been overturned, running to a shelf, grabbing an urn and smashing it on the floor. LOL Another time, I was set for a very formal date with the woman I was dating at the time. I dressed up in a nice pinstripe, double-breasted suit. Damn, I looked GOOD! (So I thought..) After taking the hour-long train ride to her house, I arrived and the first words out of her mouth: "Your fly's open." :-[ Uh... So much for dapper, dashing, and debonaire! LOL |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by Jimmy_B on May 23rd, 2004, 2:50pm I was about 16 y/o & this new girl moves in the neighborhood...she's from the south & she was HOT. So anyway a few days later I see a friend of mine...haven't seen him in a while. Well he pulls up in his Black van (no side windows) so I go one about this girl...saying something to the effect...Man...dude. I'd give my left testicle, for one night with her. Turns out, he was dating her & she pops up from the back of the van.... Good times...Good times. |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by fubar on May 23rd, 2004, 3:14pm A few years ago, I was in Istanbul, Turkey. In the Grand Bazaar, you have hundreds of little shops that look like they've been there for a thousand years. One in particular looked like it has some interesting stuff, so I allowed the insistant hawker to drag me inside. He offered me a cup of hot tea and a look at some finer things he had in a very tight loft upstairs, so I carefully went up the steps to see. The walls everywhere were covered with various brass and tin objects and there was no handrail. Navigating the steps was a delicate ballet, and eventually I made it to the tight quarters upstairs. We sat, had a cup of tea, and looked at a bunch of things that I didn't want to buy. Escaping one of these places can be a challange in itself, since they are perhaps the most persistant sales people on the planet. So when I was attempting to leave, I found myself talking more than thinking, and as I tried to simultaneously navigate my way down the steps and beg out of there, I slipped and started sliding down the makeshift steps from the loft to the main floor. I was already too big to fit in the passage way, but now my arms, in a desperate attempt to save my own life, were clearing the walls on both sides of approximately 2-300 pounds of (now dented) brass objects, which all came to rest in a nice pile at the bottom of the steps (me underneath). I was *sure* the next thing I was going to see was a Turkish prison. |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by cootie on May 23rd, 2004, 3:28pm Hey I think I was at that party Billy mention'd......ha-ha-ha......only I wasn't flirtin with the girls. OK Woobs.......what did you go and do today ?? Curiosity is mounting Pam I do sumthin stupid everyday..........or so it seems............I''m a blonde moment waitin to happen |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by kimh on May 23rd, 2004, 5:29pm Funny you should ask, Woobie :D My mom was sick so dad hadda get us all ready fer school..... outfits for that day were very ummm creative? lunch preparation was a science project (dad had some sort of confrontation with saran wrap?) after a brief commotion -- ("Bumps" ,our English drooling ass licking Bulldog escaped and was captured), we were sent on our respective directions to the bus stop. The minutes ticked by and we (my brother sister and myself began to wonder where everyone was...............me being the oldest, decided to knock on the neighbors door. There I was standing on the front stoop with books and lunch box with lopsided hair and "unique" outfit -- only to be told that there was NO SCHOOL that day (teacher conferences :-[) Thankfully, mom recovered and was soon back in the saddle ;;D |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by Cerberus on May 23rd, 2004, 6:17pm Here's one woobs hasnt heard... At the tender age of about 14 almost all the guys were in little league...."pony" division (fer those that don't know its the division just before reaching high school level baseball. In any event it was the last regular game before the city tournament was to begin...we were already a lock for the tournament but it was now a matter of what seed we would be going in. The game was against Optimist's club a team we had played several times before and were no strangers to. One of the guys I went to school with was scheduled to pitch against us that day and I knew his "stuff" well, we played catch and street ball on off days. Anyhow after playing 9 innings we came to the tenth and the weather had been a bitch 900.000 degrees it seemed like. Bruce (the opposing pitcher)was tiring and it was our half of the inning trailing 4-3 with a runner in scoring position and two outs. Guess who's turn it is to bat? Thats right mine... Anyway as I said I was familiar with his pitching he had three pitches that he could get over with relative ease but only the fastball had any real life left on it because of the intense heat of the day and I knew it. I dug in and took the first toss for a strike, a fastball right down the middle (I wasnt going to make it easy for him) I took a couple of pitches out of the zone and fouled a couple off, the count was now 3-2 "Full" and it was do or die for both of us. I took measures to stall him as best I could calling "Time" as I dug into the batter's box making sure my feet were set (anything to mess up his rhythm) I knew the fastball was all he had left and he had to get it in for a strike or I would walk in a run tying the game. Bruce wound up...and flashed his best fastball delivery and just before he released the pitch he pulled up on it and threw me a painfully slllllloooooowww knuckleball that didn't even make it to the plate.....in anticipation of the fastball I swung so early it had barely left his hand by the time I followed through the swing and we lost the game. The trauma was soo bad I have flashbacks of it while watching pro ball on TV and someone whiffs on a bad pitch......my nerves got the best of me. Ramon |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by john123 on May 23rd, 2004, 7:03pm EDITED TO REMOVE NICETIES TO ANTI_SOCIALS An embarrassing moment, out of common decency I won't try to tell the most embarrassing one... it is high school, I stopped getting embarrassed not long after that. high school track 1986, the teammates had a running joke of 'dp'ing or depantsing each other, AKA pulling each others shorts down to the tidy wighties. It sounds gay, but it was just stupid high school shit. Anyway, I got DPed at State, the problem is they yanked the whole clothing package down leaving me exposed to a crowd of folks, all races and hell-of-a-lot of nationalities. Thankfully, it was not cold that day ;;D |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by bobkip on May 23rd, 2004, 7:28pm The year was 1946 and I was six. Dad took us to Kennywod park. He was a combat veteran just back from WWII and I guess he figured his kid was tough so he took me on The Jack Rabbit. At the time it was one of the fastest coasters in the country starting out with a nasty double dip. We were in the last seat where the most action is and when we hit that double dip he thought I was going to wet myself. For years after that I wouldn't go any where near that coaster tho I could ride the other coasters at the park. Kip |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by Kevin_M on May 23rd, 2004, 7:51pm Ok, but just one from my book o' boners that will someday become a trilogy. I was about 9 trying to get the rust off the rim of my bicycle with a brillo pad and it was not going so well. My mother pulls in the driveway from shopping and I mention, "it don't seem to be coming off." As she walks by into the house she says "You know what you need is some elbow grease." A few more minutes of rubbing at the rust and I jump on my bike and ride to the hardware store and ask the guy behind the counter for some elbow grease. He looks... and looks..."You mean bear grease son?" "No, I said, my mother says I need to buy some elbow grease to get the rust off my bike." He just stares and says, "no, we don't have any elbow grease." I go home and seriously, ask my mother, "Where am I supposed to get elbow grease from, I went to the hardware store and asked for some and he said they don't sell it and only have bear grease. Where am I supposed to GET elbow grease from, who sells it?" She gave me a "are you for real" look for about a second before she blurted out laughing. Page twelve, book one of a three volume set. Kevin M |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by Ree on May 23rd, 2004, 8:58pm I got drunk and kereokeeeeeeeeed... that was probably the last time I got drunk............ I jusssssss don't trust myself... When I was little the most embarrassing thing was that my mom made me dress weird... I had this rain coat that was plastic see through and it had polka dots all over it........ you could see my clothes through it and that bugged me............ I prayed that the sun would shine every day......... She also made me wear ankle socks with sandles. Boy did I break loose once I could, creating a style that is mine and mine alone..... hence the beginning of my dungaree/era........If it ain't denim... I don't wear it............ ree |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by stevegeebe on May 23rd, 2004, 9:18pm At four years old, I told my Dad that I no longer required that he hold my hand and lift me over the top part of the escalator. It was not explained to him in this manner as I recall. Next thing I remember, some guy with one of those fifties hats stopped my tumble with his foot about two-thirds of the way to the first floor. Stiches across the top of the head. Now, I always hold my Dads hand in this situation. Steve G |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by Carl_D on May 23rd, 2004, 10:53pm When I was 5, I was goofing around in church and accidently hit my funny bone while the preacher was giving his sermon. In between his words I yelled "Son of a bitch!" real loud and everyone in the church turned around and looked at me. Right then my mom slapped me and I yelled "Damnit Mom!" I know for sure my mom was embarrased. That night I got a mouthful of soap. Too many other embarrasing moments to mention - I'd be too embarrassed. ;;D Peace, Carl D |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by cootie on May 23rd, 2004, 11:00pm Hey I forgot a good one for laughs that happen'd Sat nite.....went to our friends annual hog roast and they of course had a DJ like always. It's me and two other friends birthdays so the DJ calls us up to recieve the cake and everyone see us and sing happy birthday. They handed the cake to my girlfreind to take back to the big folding table area everyone sits at under the big tent. She works at as sports bar and is used to carrying stuff with one hand. She took three steps and tripped and fell on her face with ass in the air and the cake slamming the ground top first which flatten'd it. Good gawd was that ever the funniest thing I have witnessed in a long long time. I cracked up over it for hours esp with that poor grassy dirt cake sittin at the end of the table after she peeled it off the ground. Lets jus say this was definetly one of my freinds most embarrassing moments in front of a large crowd. Flopped my cake and ate it too Pam |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by Sean_C on May 23rd, 2004, 11:27pm on 05/23/04 at 12:54:14, BillyJ. wrote:
LMMFAO...that made my day Bill ;;D Sean |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by BobG on May 24th, 2004, 3:42am I’m not going to tell on myself but I’ll tell you about how a 2 year old, my grand daughter, embarrassed me. I had Sheena with me when I had to make a stop at the credit union. I got her a lollipop and told her to sit on the couch while I was in line. There were 2 elderly ladies also sitting in the lounge area by the couch. Sheena had climbed on the couch and taken off her shoes and socks. Just as I came to get her she said to the elderly ladies “Wanna smell my feet?” |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by Woobie on May 24th, 2004, 7:29am OMG You all have some good stories!!!!!!!! [smiley=crackup.gif] Keep 'em comin - this is entertaining as hell! Here!! I have another one.............. When I was about 13 - my aunt lived with us. She is 10 years older than me. This is about the time MTV first started, and we used to sit up all night on the weekends and watch the videos. We decided to do our hair like some chic in one of the videos........ and spike it all up. My aunt had a rat tail.. (remember those?? ::) LMAO!) Anyway - we couldn't find any gel... so we decided to use VASELINE. [smiley=ohjez.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] We caked that shit in each others hair and may it all spiky... we looked rediculous!!!!!!!!! Then we tried to wash it out............... [smiley=confused2.gif] All day on Sunday - we washed and washed our hair! We used shampoo, we used laundry soap, we used vinigar, anything we could think of to get it out.. and NONE of it was coming out. Every time we washed it - it seemed like it was ALL still there. We washed it ALL day with NO progress. So, my mom called a hair salon and told them what idiots we were and asked how to get it out. And she's LAUGHING HER ASS off the whole time she's talking to the lady on the phone. (Thanks, Ma) Just in case anyone ever is stupid enough to do this - here is how you get it out. You take a hair dryer to your hair and MELT the vaseline... and get paper towels and soak all of it you can up ... and when you have it almost all the way out - or all of it you can ... then you wash it with Dawn dishwashing liquid in COLD water........ and repeat. Do that about 20 times.. and it's ALMOST out. My head is STILL sensitive from that. It was the worst. We spent all day on Sunday trying to get it out .. and still had to go to school Monday looking like a greaseball. I think by Wednesday it was almost back to normal.... I was so embarrassed to go to school with my hair all nasty. My mom wouldn't stop laughing at me for months.... Oh ... and then there's one time I was talking to an African American friend of mine and told her I wanted a perm. (I was in 8th grade) She told me that all I had to do was put curl activator in my hair ... and some black hair grease. So, I went to the store with my allowance I saved and bought some curl activator and grease. LMAO. It doesn't work. --- BUT the GOOD news is.......the same process used in the Vaseline incident works with the grease... just so you know. OK - I'm done. [smiley=laugh.gif] If you cant laugh at yourself............................ tina :-* |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by Ree on May 24th, 2004, 9:50am Hey Woobie I have a "RAT TAIL" still.... it's down to my waist... I have had it since the late 80's LOLOL...... I am the mommy with the tail....... anyway back to your gel story... When I was a teenager my mom sent me to the drug store to get her some VO5 shampoo... I brought back the VO5... My mom put it in her hair and it wouldn't lather so she put in more, and more and more........until she looked at the tube and realized what I bought was VO5 Hair Dressing for men which is just like vaseline LOL..........my mom looked like a greasy lady for about a month.......... nothing would take that stuff out... LOLOLOL toooooooooo funny love ree |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by Jeepgun on May 24th, 2004, 9:56am ROFL, Woobie! Okay: Here's another, then. I was meeting a potential business partner for the first time. I flew from Japan to Tennessee and rented a car. I got hopelessly lost but made it to the meeting on-time. We met and decided to go for dinner. I had locked the keys in the car. Quite the ordeal to break into the car and get the keys, but with his help, we succeeded in liberating my keys. Then, for dinner, we went to a barbecue restaurant with he and his wife. He was sitting directly across from me. I was talking with my hands and went to say something, but my hand hit my iced tea and it spilled away from me, right into his lap. He assured me that it was okay, but I felt like complete retard. I was meeting my to-be father-in-law for the first time. We talked and did the whole, "What are your intentions with my daughter," routine. He poured some whiskey that I had bought for him, and I was so nervous, I slammed it. He was a little surprised! Then, later, I had to use the toilet, so I went into the water closet, (literally! This was in Japan, and everything is TINY!!) Anyway, I got finished taking a leak and went to flush, but I didn't see a flush handle, and instead, was confronted with a bank of buttons next to the seat, with Chinese characters on them. I pushed one and nothing happened. So I pushed another. Suddenly, this spigot comes out from beneath the toilet seat and proceeds to shoot water all over my crotch. I jumped out of the way and it continued spraying the door behind me. Finally, it relented. I was pulling off huge skeins of toilet paper, wiping everything down, panicking because if I spent too long, he was sure to think that I was pinching out a massive grogan in his bathroom, so I finally cleaned up everything as best I could and at that point, noticed the flush handle on the side of the tank, nearly wedged between the side of the tank and the wall. I was wearing gray slacks that day, and so the water really showed up with glaring contrast. "Hey, let's take a photo!" So yeah, we all lined up for the photo. In the photo, you can still see this dark gray stain on the front of my pants. *sigh* |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by Woobie on May 24th, 2004, 11:19am LMAO!!!!!! Ree......... you're KIDDING - right?? Do you braid it? LMAO! How did your mom get it out Ree..? And Jeeep - you ARE a clutz, huh? That's funny as hell. I bet you have a lot of stories about culture shock, living in Japan. Culture shock stories are the best. And NO Cootie :P- I can't tell what I did - it's tooooooo stoooopid. LMAO! MORE................... tina :-* |
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Title: TinaRe: What's Yer............. Post by Melissa on May 24th, 2004, 12:03pm Tina, give it up!! What happened? It cannot be so horrid that you have to hear even MORE stories! Besides, I'm inpatient!!! :P ;;Dmel |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by Woobie on May 24th, 2004, 12:32pm MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by Gator on May 24th, 2004, 1:19pm When I was a wee lad, maybe 7 years old, I spilled some silver paint in my new red wagon. I don't remember why I had the paint in the wagon in the first place, but to make a long story pretty much the same length, I used some terpentine to clean the paint out. While trying to clean the paint off, I spilled the terpentine in the wagon so there was a little bit standing in the bottom. I soaked most of it up with a rag (or at least I thought I had). I suppose I got tired of being on my knees scrubbing, so I got in the wagon so I could sit down and scrub. I scrubbed for a minute or two when the feeling hit me. Have any of you ever sat in terpentine? Talk about a fire down below. I was running around screaming and jumping, fanning my butt trying to cool it off, which in reality only made it worse. Mom said it really was a sight. She eventually got me still enough to turn the waterhose on me and cooled the fire. Gator |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by AlienSpaceBabe on May 24th, 2004, 1:26pm Catholic school. Uniforms (for girls, a white shirt and jumper with knee socks). Hardwood floors. End of the school day. I had to pee. I really had to pee. I mean I really really had to pee. Raised my hand, teacher said no. But I really really had to pee. Raised my hand again, teacher ignored me. Buzzer buzzed. We all stood beside our desks, faced the flag..... and.... I placed my right hand over my heart, held my head high, and said the Pledge of Allegiance as I peed on the floor. |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by Jeepgun on May 24th, 2004, 1:43pm ROFLMAO!! Great patriotic moments, brought to you by Alien Space Babe! LOL! Hilarious... ;;D |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by Linda_Howell on May 24th, 2004, 2:05pm Great thread Woobie. I was there when that perverted waiter planted a kiss on Mel. Her red face lit up the whole patio as I recall. He also was not above checking out the cleavage of every woman who he brought a drink to. Thought Margi was going to bitch-slap that guy. Being perfect, I have no embarrassing moments to report. ;) LUINDA |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by Woobie on May 24th, 2004, 7:36pm GAtor.......... THAT is funny! [smiley=crackup.gif] And Lizzie - Way to show HER. LMAO! Did you get ruler whipped for that??? LUinda........... LMAO! MORE!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by ClusterChuck on May 25th, 2004, 3:29am OK, I will fall for it. Way back when ... about 742 years ago ... back when people used to eat the evening meal in the dining room ... I was about 14 years old ... and us kids had to change out of our play clothes ... I was visiting some well to do friends, and staying for the evening meal. The maid had served the first course, and I felt the need to release some, shall I say, pent up air pressure. I excused myself and went into the lavatory and released what I had to. No sound, and no smell. I returned to the table. This happened a few more times. Each time, no sound, no smell. They were starting to look at me strange, so the next time, I thought, well, they have all been quiet, and no smell, so I will stay here for this one. I did. No problem. By this time the maid had served desert. I felt the urge again, and figured I would ease this one out, too. Yup, you guessed it. This one rattled the china in the next room, and was strong smelling enough to peal the wallpaper off the walls! Talk about wanting to die! The tooter, Chuck |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by Dave_Emond on May 25th, 2004, 4:45am I’ll try to keep this short … Back when I was in Jr. High our school mascot didn’t show up for the pep rally. Unfortunately I volunteered to take over. All I had to do was carry out the flag during the National Anthem. Our team was called the “Roughriders”; I was all about 4’7” and maybe weighed 72 lbs. They put these large football shoulder pads on first, then this humongous head and hat on top. In a hurry, they handed me the flag that was much bigger than me. The band began to play … I hoisted the flag with all my might and walked out into the auditorium. The flag was so heavy and slowly dipped down and touched the floor! Oh No! I yanked it back up … this threw the giant head and pads back, pulling me with it. I threw my head forward to straighten it … now I’m pushing the flag on the ground forward! Yank it back up! Head falls back … I go back! I’m in the middle of the whole school going back and forth across the floor … Head! … Flag! … Head! … Flag! … The band couldn’t finish the Anthem they were laughing so hard as were the whole stands! This went on for what seemed like eternity until someone finally came to my rescue. If they had America’s Funniest Videos back then and someone filmed this catastrophe … they’d be rich! Yeah … that was pretty embarrassing! :-[ Dave |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by Jeepgun on May 25th, 2004, 7:45am Dave, that's really cute! LOL! I can just picture it.... ;;D |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by Woobie on May 25th, 2004, 9:11am WOW Dave............ That had to be horribly embarrassing............. but it IS funny. Terribly funny as a matter of fact! Thanks for sharing it................ and Chuck - WOW :o MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by Big Dan on May 25th, 2004, 9:25am on 05/23/04 at 11:59:48, cootie wrote:
Need a way to spice up your life?... ... start writing 'Sexual favors' on the memo line of every check you write. -Big Dan |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by Jeepgun on May 25th, 2004, 9:32am on 05/25/04 at 09:25:38, Big Dan wrote:
No no.... Have everyone who writes checks to YOU, write it "For sexual favors," in the memo line. ;;D |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by Big Dan on May 25th, 2004, 9:37am They already pretty much have to. ;;D -Big Gigolo |
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Title: Re: What's Yer............. Post by no-one on May 25th, 2004, 11:36am I won't tell you my most embarrassing, but I will tell you my little sisters funniest, she was 3 at the time. We were stationed in Hawaii, this was in the late 60's. My pop had to go on a trip to japan (he was a major) so they sent this pvt. to come and pick him up to take him to the airport. Here we are all standing on the front lawn to say good bye, the guy opens the car door and just as my pop starts to get into the car my sister goes peace baby. My dad looked like he was about to die and it was the first time in my life that I had ever seen a black man blush. |
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