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(Message started by: Jeepgun on May 21^st, 2004, 8:03am)

Title: Cuckoo Clock
Post by Jeepgun on May 21^st, 2004, 8:03am

CUCKOO CLOCK (as related by a female friend of mine)

The other night I was invited out for a night with
"the girls." I told my husband that I would be
home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went
down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit blitzed, I
headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the
cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3
times. Quickly, realizing my husband would
probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I
was really proud of myself for coming up with such
a quick-witted solution (even when totally
smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict
with him.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I
got in, and I told him Midnight. He didn't seem
disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock" When I
asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our
clock cuckooed three times, then it said, "Oh. S-t",
cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat,
cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice
more, and then tripped over the cat and farted."

;;D

Title: Re: Cuckoo Clock
Post by AlienSpaceGuy on May 21^st, 2004, 8:48am

http://members.tripod.com/~catladie/coocookittyclock.gif

Title: Re: Cuckoo Clock
Post by Melissa on May 21^st, 2004, 9:06am

LOL! I can see myself doing that in the future... :P

Title: Re: Cuckoo Clock
Post by Luke63 on May 21^st, 2004, 9:40am

Hey man...I want a farting cukoo clock...where do I find one? [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Cuckoo Clock
Post by aprilbee on May 21^st, 2004, 9:42am

he he he....very funny, needed that this morning!! [smiley=laugh.gif][smiley=laugh.gif]