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(Message started by: Tiannia on May 18^th, 2004, 4:36pm)

Title: Animals are smart (not CH) Sorry fixed
Post by Tiannia on May 18^th, 2004, 4:36pm

Mrs. Davidson's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman.

Since she had to go to work the next day, she told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you the check. By the way, don't worry about my Doberman. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT under ANY circumstances talk to my parrot!"

When the repairman arrived at Mrs. Davidson's apartment the next day, he discovered the biggest and meanest looking Doberman he had ever seen.

But just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet, watching the repairman go about his business. However, the parrot drove him nuts the whole time, with his incessant yelling, cursing, and name-calling.

Finally the repairman could contain himself no longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!"

To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"

Title: Re: Animals are smart (not CH)
Post by thomas on May 18^th, 2004, 4:39pm

Having a blonde moment, I don't get it. [smiley=huh.gif]

Title: Re: Animals are smart (not CH)
Post by Gena on May 18^th, 2004, 4:39pm

[smiley=huh.gif]

Title: Re: Animals are smart (not CH)
Post by broomhilda on May 18^th, 2004, 4:47pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]LMAO!!!!!

Title: Re: Animals are smart (not CH)
Post by Tiannia on May 18^th, 2004, 4:48pm

on 05/18/04 at 16:39:24, thomas wrote:

Having a blonde moment, I don't get it. [smiley=huh.gif]

Nope I was having the blonde moment and missed the last line.

Title: Re: Animals are smart (not CH) Sorry fixed
Post by Cerberus on May 18^th, 2004, 6:21pm

[smiley=ohjez.gif][smiley=crackup.gif]

Ramon

Title: Re: Animals are smart (not CH) Sorry fixed
Post by Luke63 on May 18^th, 2004, 6:37pm

Cute.....remember.. I have 2 Parrots...and they are mean enough without the dog ;;D No..really...they love people...but I d be more afraid of them biting than a repairman...but only if I tell 'em too [smiley=laugh.gif] Luke

Title: Re: Animals are smart (not CH) Sorry fixed
Post by Gator on May 19^th, 2004, 2:41am

[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Animals are smart (not CH) Sorry fixed
Post by Donna_D. on May 19^th, 2004, 8:08am

Good one Tia!!

;;D

DD

Title: Re: Animals are smart (not CH) Sorry fixed
Post by Jeepgun on May 19^th, 2004, 12:17pm

Heh... Pretty good!

There was a guy breaking into a house when the parrot says to him, "Jesus is watching you!" The robber looks around, shrugs, and goes on stealing stuff. The parrot says again, "Jesus is watching you!" Finally, the robber turns around and asks, "What's your name?" The parrot replies, "Malcolm!" The robber says incredulously, "What kind of idiot names their parrot 'Malcolm'?" The parrot replies, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller 'Jesus'!" ;;D

Title: Re: Animals are smart (not CH) Sorry fixed
Post by bobkip on May 19^th, 2004, 2:14pm

Tia, good thing it was a dobie and not a rottie.
Jeep, gotta be careful with rotties, especially the horny ones.
Kip

Title: Re: Animals are smart (not CH) Sorry fixed
Post by Jeepgun on May 19^th, 2004, 2:16pm

Well, you know the old saying: A dog on a leash is just a dog. A dog met in a back alley is, "Mister Dog." ;;D

Title: Re: Animals are smart (not CH) Sorry fixed
Post by Luke63 on May 19^th, 2004, 2:16pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Animals are smart (not CH) Sorry fixed
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on May 20^th, 2004, 4:42pm

What does a 200 pound parrot say?

Here kitty, kitty, kitty.