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(Message started by: jonny on May 17^th, 2004, 5:43pm)

Title: A joke from Freddy
Post by jonny on May 17^th, 2004, 5:43pm

> I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.
> We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to
enjoy
> together. I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd
> like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.
>
> Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a
> bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She giggled
and
> said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!
>
> "Yeah," I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a
> waistband that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and
told
> me to
> stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men
> were
> cute.
>
> "Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"
>
>
> So I hung up on the fat bitch.

Title: Re: A joke from Freddy
Post by thomas on May 17^th, 2004, 5:45pm

Freddy at work
http://load.pquinn.com/binaries/fries/

Title: Re: A joke from Freddy
Post by 5-string on May 17^th, 2004, 5:47pm

BWAHAHA!
You know jonny,that's not very sensitive ::)
There's a song I heard over the weekend,it's called"I just don't look good naked anymore." the V.W.boys
...Mark..

Title: Re: A joke from Freddy
Post by Melissa on May 17^th, 2004, 5:48pm

omg, LMAO

;;D

Title: Re: A joke from Freddy
Post by BobG on May 17^th, 2004, 5:48pm

[smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: A joke from Freddy
Post by broomhilda on May 17^th, 2004, 5:49pm

LMAO!!!!!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: A joke from Freddy
Post by helpless23 on May 17^th, 2004, 6:50pm

LMAO too! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: A joke from Freddy
Post by no-one on May 17^th, 2004, 7:08pm

LMFAO [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: A joke from Freddy
Post by jonny on May 17^th, 2004, 7:21pm

Don't bob for fries in hot vat it really hurts bad and so do skin grafts
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?

LMMFAO ;;D

................................jonny (Fuckin retards ;;D)

Title: Re: A joke from Freddy
Post by Sean_C on May 17^th, 2004, 7:36pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Anybody else hope the mirrors foggy when they get out of the shower ;;D [smiley=thumb.gif]

Sean

Title: Re: A joke from Freddy
Post by mynm156 on May 17^th, 2004, 7:44pm

Hey man that is just insensitive. I mean really fat chicks need love too!

MYNM156

Title: Re: A joke from Freddy
Post by Leesa on May 17^th, 2004, 10:53pm

[smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: A joke from Freddy
Post by Jimi on May 17^th, 2004, 11:17pm

You are not right Jonny! [smiley=gocrazy.gif]

Title: Re: A joke from Freddy
Post by AlienSpaceBabe on May 17^th, 2004, 11:34pm

on 05/17/04 at 19:44:06, mynm156 wrote:

Hey man that is just insensitive. I mean really fat chicks need love too!

MYNM156

Hey, not-so-hypnotic-freddy:
I'm a Big Beautful Woman and proud of it!

It takes a big body to contain all this fabulousness!

Title: Re: A joke from Freddy
Post by Kevin_M on May 17^th, 2004, 11:48pm

Once you get past the believability that he actually HAD a gorgeous ex-girlfriend, it is SO...(what's another word for retarded) personably feckless.

Jethro: "I want to be a double naught spy uncle Jed."

Jed: "Gonna need to have a loooooooong talk with that boy some day."

Needs to do some whittling with Jed.

Kevin M

Title: Re: A joke from Freddy
Post by juvy on May 18^th, 2004, 6:15am

Jonny,

Flaming time.

Did you not read the quidlines? Are you not aware that there is a whole section dedicated to Jokes and funnies? What makes you so special as to post a joke on the general message board? What are you retarded?

*EFG*
Juvy [smiley=sgrin.gif]

btw: LMFAO nice joke

Title: Re: A joke from Freddy
Post by night_raven on May 18^th, 2004, 6:54am

lmao nice one good find jonny

raven

Title: Re: A joke from Freddy
Post by Jeepgun on May 18^th, 2004, 10:37am

You ain't never been really loved 'til you've been with a big woman. (Hey, I feel a blues song coming on!) ;;D

Title: Re: A joke from Freddy
Post by stuey on May 18^th, 2004, 11:58am

I can't understand why everyone seems to hate this man. His posts were interesting, thought provoking, etc. Am I the only one who wasn't offended by the things he posted? I am starting to understand why he posted off this site.

Title: Re: A joke from Freddy
Post by thomas on May 18^th, 2004, 12:01pm

on 05/18/04 at 11:58:38, stuey wrote:

I was nothing but nice to guy, I had a little fun with him re. the male cheerleader argument, but that's it, he was not able to take any criticism at all, that was his major problem.

Title: Re: A joke from Freddy
Post by Melissa on May 18^th, 2004, 12:09pm

on 05/18/04 at 11:58:38, stuey wrote:

Stuey, I don't hate the guy. The only thing that I do not care for with him, is his ignorance. He seems very vocal about his opinions, yet when he is offered up an opposing side to his view, he doesn't even take that other persons opinion into consideration. He's too busy trying to convey that his views are the truth and others have no value. BUT, I do not hate the guy, I don't even NOT like him. I only laughed at the jokes posted in this thread, I wasn't laughing at the person.

Please do not generalize...

:)mel