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(Message started by: jonny on May 8^th, 2004, 12:55pm)

Title: As requested by Mel......(Updated)
Post by jonny on May 8^th, 2004, 12:55pm

Lets play What is it?

This has a very important function and thats the only hint you all will get, you bastards guessed the last one to fast....LMAO ;;D

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4db29b3127ccebe7a99022cc20000001610

As you can see the mounting plates have a burn on them, thats cause they are welded from the back side and I didnt have a chance to clean the burn today....Sue me ....LOL ;;D

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4db29b3127ccebe7a99002cc00000001610

I wont answer each wrong guess but I will post when someone gets it.

"WTF IS IT?"

......................................jonny

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......
Post by Cathi04 on May 8^th, 2004, 1:04pm

Jonny...
Is it a handrail? A ballet bar??
A portion of some gymnastic parrallel bars for midgets??

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......
Post by BillyJ. on May 8^th, 2004, 1:15pm

A Bar rail?

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......
Post by jonny on May 8^th, 2004, 2:12pm

Nope ;;D

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......
Post by stevegeebe on May 8^th, 2004, 2:29pm

Center to center connections for mounting brackets to frequent to be a typical handrail.

Because of that it seems that the designer knows that it will have a lot of load applied.

Is it used for physical therapy...helping peeps to walk again?

Steve G

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......
Post by bobkip on May 8^th, 2004, 2:33pm

It's a device to keep the 2 saw horses from mating.
Kip

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......
Post by Edna on May 8^th, 2004, 2:44pm

Well, let's see. Looks to me that depending on how high or low you hang it, it could be a bar to do chin ups in a gym for short ppl, or hand it higher and it could be for taller ppl.....lmao

OR

I could use it to hang it from the ceiling in my laundry room and it would be great to hang clothes to dry from

OR

(I "can" guess more than once huh?)

perhaps a balance beam for ppl with tiny feet?

I really believe it's a hand rail for a community shower that you're gonna be using at convention!!!!!

;;D ;;D ;;D

If it ain't a hand rail of some sort jonny, you really got me good this time.

hugs to ya,
EDNA (now go finish it...lol)

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......
Post by DaveHar on May 8^th, 2004, 2:47pm

I was made for that spoiled brat. It is his safty bar to go with that his ladder for his bed.

Or just maybe it is so Jonny can hang 6 peeps all at the same time for getting out of line. You know how demented he thinks.

Dave

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......
Post by jonny on May 8^th, 2004, 3:12pm

on 05/08/04 at 14:29:30, stevegeebe wrote:

Center to center connections for mounting brackets to frequent to be a typical handrail.

Because of that it seems that the designer knows that it will have a lot of load applied.

Steve,.......You are so on the right track, it has to with stand a heavy load.

.........................................jonny

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......
Post by Edna on May 8^th, 2004, 3:40pm

okkkkk

then it's a hanging rail to hang in the fire station to hang their gear on????

::) ::) still thinking here

EDNA

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......
Post by Cerberus on May 8^th, 2004, 4:13pm

Its a safety rail for physical therapy....
Second guess is its to serve a jail/ courthouse function.

Ramon

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......
Post by jonny on May 8^th, 2004, 4:28pm

Bus,

You are so close ;;D

.......................jonny

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......
Post by Edna on May 8^th, 2004, 6:43pm

ah ha!!

a ballet dancing studio bar....so they can hold on to when they plie'

OR

they gonna use it to hand cuff the prisoners to while their paper work is processed!!!

LMAO

I don't know anymore

hehehehehehehe

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......
Post by BobG on May 8^th, 2004, 7:06pm

Hmmm, Cerberus was close......huh?

Courthouse. To shackle or handcuff bad people to while in a courtroom or on trial.

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......
Post by miapet on May 8^th, 2004, 9:10pm

it holds a heavy load . .similar to a pallet holding things off the ground . . .with mounting brackets, it could be mounted on the floor or wall and be permanent. Is it to keep loads from shifting into the 'walls' of either a ship or plane? or permanently mounted on the floor, as a way to 'slide' things that are being loaded/stored?

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......
Post by jonny on May 8^th, 2004, 9:23pm

on 05/08/04 at 19:06:13, BobG wrote:

handcuff bad people to

Ding, ding, ding!!!!!

You got it Bob, I make these all the time for police stations. Hell, Ive been handcuffed to a few.....LMAO ;;D

They are called "Murphy bars" for the same reason paddy wagons are called paddy wagons.....some Irish thing.....LOL ;;D

Game over I guess.....No more hints for you guys

........................................jonny

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......
Post by Leesa on May 8^th, 2004, 10:08pm

DAMN!! BobG you got it before I did!! Waaaaaaaa
Now whats the prize??..........Jonny in a pink thong??LMAO ;) Good job there BobG ;;D
Leesa

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......
Post by Kevin_M on May 8^th, 2004, 10:53pm

jonny,

It doesn't look like a bloneysammich is going to free him from that!!

Technology ::)

Kevin M

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......
Post by Melissa on May 9^th, 2004, 10:32am

Ohhh that is so cool! I am pissed off that I missed this because of the wedding this weekend. I would have had guesses like one of them footstools for along a bar, or a handrail for atop of a partition wall, or a safety bar that lays across midgets chests to protect them on roller coasters.

This is fun Jonny, do one each week! ;;D

:-*mel

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......
Post by jonny on May 9^th, 2004, 11:55am

on 05/09/04 at 10:32:01, Melissa wrote:

This is fun Jonny, do one each week! ;;D

Not a prob Mel......Im always making wierd crap....LOL ;;D

................................jonny

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......
Post by jonny on May 10^th, 2004, 3:29pm

Once again....WTF IS IT?

Thats not chrome folks, thats mirror finish stainless steel.

Polished by yours truly....LOL ;;D

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4db31b3127ccebe1e0f6e607e0000001610

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4db31b3127ccebe1e0e8a20020000001610

Mounting plates will be welded on both ends of the pipe.

..............................................jonny

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......(Updated)
Post by thomas on May 10^th, 2004, 3:33pm

roll bar for a roller coaster?

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......(Updated)
Post by broomhilda on May 10^th, 2004, 3:39pm

Hospital bars for Physical therapy?

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......(Updated)
Post by jonny on May 10^th, 2004, 3:41pm

Nope, nope ;;D

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......(Updated)
Post by Tiannia on May 10^th, 2004, 3:45pm

They put things like that up at bars where the waitresses make thier pick ups of drinks so that no one sits at that spot.

Cant you just picture a 2 year old jonny building all this weird crap with legos and blocks ;)

-Tia

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......(Updated)
Post by Edna on May 10^th, 2004, 5:04pm

I know I know this one!!!!!

It's handles for a shopping cart!!! or a dolly

lol

EDNA

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......(Updated)
Post by jonny on May 10^th, 2004, 6:01pm

Nope......I think I finally got you folks with this one ;;D

.....................................jonny

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......(Updated)
Post by thomas on May 10^th, 2004, 6:16pm

Does it go on a fire truck?

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......(Updated)
Post by Tiannia on May 10^th, 2004, 6:23pm

on 05/10/04 at 18:16:44, thomas wrote:

Does it go on a fire truck?

hehe I thought that too. SOmething that they guys hang onto the side of the truck with?

Or does it go on the side of a tub so that people can grab onto it to pull themselfs out of the tub, like in a hospital or rest home?

bah... I think I need more sleep.

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......(Updated)
Post by Melissa on May 10^th, 2004, 6:23pm

Let's see... my guess is a really big stirrup for at the gyno's office, a proctologists examination chair, or part of a stainless steel outdoor gas grill.

Am I close? ;;D

mel

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......(Updated)
Post by jonny on May 10^th, 2004, 6:34pm

Your all way off ;;D

I thought Thomas would get this one (Why the hell did I just give a hint?)

..............................................jonny

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......(Updated)
Post by Melissa on May 10^th, 2004, 6:49pm

Is it one of them bars to hang upside down from in the back of a van? (not that I would even KNOW of such a thing :o) I know! I know! It's a nudie bar! LMAO, I crack me up![smiley=crackup.gif]

A towel rack?

;;D

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......(Updated)
Post by Leesa on May 10^th, 2004, 11:28pm

WTF is this thing. Hell I cant think right my brain is done stick a fork in it. LMAO
Leesa, who aint gotta clue & never did in the first place ;;D

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......(Updated)
Post by KingOfPain on May 11^th, 2004, 3:43am

Item 2 guess.

The worlds biggest (wide wise) & strangest shaped motorcycle back rest (we use to call them wheelie
bars, don't know if that term was/is correct) ?

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/900.gif

(looks like this guy could use one)

[smiley=huh.gif]

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......(Updated)
Post by KingOfPain on May 11^th, 2004, 4:16am

For my Bro.
(& anyone else who might enjoy these)

Part 1

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4db30b3127ccebe000549b9470000001610

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4db30b3127ccebe001a6378ca0000001610

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......(Updated)
Post by KingOfPain on May 11^th, 2004, 4:18am

For my Bro.

Part 2

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4db30b3127ccebe00050638380000001610

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4db30b3127ccebe0005afb9a10000001610

(yes, I took these pics. no, none of these rides are mine)

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......(Updated)
Post by KingOfPain on May 11^th, 2004, 4:30am

I think Leesa had a good guess for the #2 item:

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Leesa
New Board Hall oF Famer

Re: Convention Shuttle?
« Reply #7 on: May 8th, 2004, 4:13pm »

Quote:

Very nice KOP now thats the ONLY way to travel!! Gena, I would be right along with ya hun. But Im sure we could make backs for them, Jonny does the welding & Ramon can do the artwork!! Problem solved!!!
Leesa

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Used on this:

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4db26b3127ccebe7241e0a2e30000001610
(Convention Shuttle)

;;D

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......(Updated)
Post by Kevin_M on May 11^th, 2004, 7:59am

on 05/10/04 at 23:28:58, Leesa wrote:

WTF is this thing. Hell I cant think right my brain is done stick a fork in it. LMAO
Leesa, who aint gotta clue & never did in the first place ;;D

I'm more than a few brain cells short of Leesa. I can't think right or left and need BIG clue too.

A handle for boarding a train.

Kevin M

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......(Updated)
Post by Gator on May 11^th, 2004, 1:06pm

[smiley=huh.gif] Is it something to hold the ladders on a fire truck? [smiley=huh.gif]

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......(Updated)
Post by jonny on May 11^th, 2004, 6:20pm

Nope, nope and nope.

So, do you all give up? ;;D

......................................jonny

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......(Updated)
Post by Tiannia on May 11^th, 2004, 6:29pm

Stripper poles for tiny people?

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......(Updated)
Post by broomhilda on May 11^th, 2004, 6:30pm

I give, I give..... yup I give up ;;D

WTF is it? You are driving me batty!

Andrea

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......(Updated)
Post by jonny on May 11^th, 2004, 6:37pm

LMAO ;;D

Its a decrotive bumper for an SUV, custom made it for some fat bastard that could only buy it in steel painted black. I love rich people....$1000 for six hours work......LOL ;;D

...................................jonny

Title: Re: As requested by Mel......(Updated)
Post by Mastifflvr28 on May 12^th, 2004, 1:52am

My Bumper wasn't as pretty but it only cost around $20 for me to build, LOL :)

http://www.maplefallswebdesign.com/trooper/bumper6.JPG

Nice shine Jonny
Mast