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Title: crap... Post by Gena on May 6th, 2004, 3:24pm Crap, crap, and crap My head hurts and I am in a crappy mood... :-[ Just sharing :-/ |
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Title: Re: crap... Post by thomas on May 6th, 2004, 3:26pm Here come some "feel-good" vibes. ;;D |
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Title: Re: crap... Post by AlienSpaceBabe on May 6th, 2004, 3:31pm Big hug and a goofy laugh goin' out to Gena to bring her outta that crappy mood..... Old is when your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes ... and you're barefoot. Old is when you remember when the Dead Sea was only sick. Signs you may be taking the 21st Century too seriously: * Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car. * You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He emails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?" Official sign near door: "Door Alarmed." Handprinted sign nearby: "Window only frightened." Abdicate -- v., to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. Carcinoma -- n., a valley in California, notable for its heavy smog. Esplanade -- v., to attempt an explanation while drunk. Flabbergasted -- adj., appalled over how much weight you have gained. Negligent -- adj., describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie. Lymph -- v., to walk with a lisp. Gargoyle -- n., an olive-flavored mouthwash. Bustard -- n., a very rude Metrobus driver. Coffee -- n., a person who is coughed upon. Flatulence -- n., the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. Balderdash -- n., a rapidly receding hairline. Semantics -- n., pranks conducted by young men studying for the priesthood, including such things as gluing the pages of the priest's prayer book together just before vespers. Marionettes -- n., residents of Washington who have been jerked around by the mayor. Oyster -- n., a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions. Arbitrator -- n., A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. Bernadette -- n., The act of torching a mortgage. Convent -- v., How inmates get air conditioning. Control -- n., A short, ugly inmate. Counterfeiters -- n. pl, Workers who put together kitchen cabinets. Dreadlocks -- n., the fear of opening the dead-bolt. Sarchasm (def'n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get it. Dopeler effect (def'n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. Microscope (def'n): 1/1,000,000th of a mouthwash. Phone (def'n): 1,000,000 microphones. Megaphone (def'n): 1,000,000,000,000 microphones. |
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Title: Re: crap... Post by jonny on May 6th, 2004, 3:32pm [quote author=Gena link=board=general;num=1083855998;start=0#0 date=05/06/04 at 15:24:38]I am in a crappy mood... :-[/quote] Hey Gena!!....Do you shave? ;;D No see, you are probably smiling now ;;D (If shes not im in trouble...LMAO ;;D) .....................................jonny |
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Title: Re: crap... Post by Luke63 on May 6th, 2004, 3:36pm Straighten that mood out missy....It'll pass...that's one thing for sure!! Vibes to ya!! Luke |
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Title: Re: crap... Post by aprilbee on May 6th, 2004, 3:40pm sending "get rid of the crap" vibes to ya!!! |
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Title: Re: crap... Post by Peppermint on May 6th, 2004, 3:52pm Hey Gena, you don't know me, but I'm part of the peanut gallery. Sorry you're feeling crappy, but hope that takes a turn for the better soon. So anyway....maybe this will help.... [smiley=huh.gif] Once upon a time there were three little pigs; the straw pig, the stick pig, and the brick pig. One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw pigs house and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." And he did!!!! So the straw pig went running over to the stick pig's house and said, "Please let me in, the wolf just blew down my house." So the stick pig let the straw pig in. Just then the wolf showed up and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." And he did!!! So the straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the brick pig's house and said, "Let us in, let us in, the big bad wolf just blew our houses down." So the brick pig let them in just as the wolf showed up. The wolf said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." The straw pig and the stick were so scared! But the brick pig picked up the phone and made a call. A few minutes passed and a big, black stretch limo pulls up. Out stepped two massive pigs in pinstriped suits and fedora hats. These pigs come over to the wolf, grab him by the neck and beat the living sh*t out of him, then one of them pulled out a gun, stuck it in his mouth and fired killing the wolf, then they got back into their limo and drove off.. The straw pig and stick pig were amazed!!! "Who the hell were those guys?" they asked. "Those were my cousins from Brooklyn....The Guinea Pigs." Ciao. ;;D |
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Title: Re: crap... Post by Mark C on May 6th, 2004, 3:57pm Hey Gina, Ever notice your own farts don't stink? [smiley=moon.gif] PF Vibes to ya! Mark ;;D |
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Title: Re: crap... Post by ZAIRA on May 6th, 2004, 4:09pm ... I hope you can be better soon... fight again and Take care of yourself and try to keep your spirits up and stay hard.... Ciao :'( |
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Title: Re: crap... Post by Jeepgun on May 6th, 2004, 4:44pm "When you are down and out Lift up your head and shout: H*LYF*CKINSH*TGODD*MNEDM*TH*RF*CKINSONOFAB*TCH this HURTS!!!!!!" I don't think this song ever made it to that breakfast cereal commercial, but what the hell, right? ;;D |
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Title: Re: crap... Post by Luke63 on May 6th, 2004, 4:49pm Hey Gena...If I had head going..and just read that Little Piggy story..there's a chance it could help....I'm still half -pissin myself [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] Way to go Peppermint!!! |
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Title: Re: crap... Post by painfulbrain on May 6th, 2004, 5:01pm Hey Gena, I ain't seen the beast in two weeks, sending those vibes to ya! |
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Title: Re: crap... Post by broomhilda on May 6th, 2004, 5:13pm Hugs and vibes over to you Gena, keep fighting!!!! Andrea |
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Title: Re: crap... Post by Tiannia on May 6th, 2004, 5:15pm Gina I am sorry that you feel shitty... err that is crappy... That that better or worse then shitty??? j/k I hope that the beast leaves you alone. If not, grab a shot gun and shove it up his ass for a while then he might learn to understand what cramps are... and we get them every month... ;;D PF Vibes headed your way. -Tia |
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Title: Re: crap... Post by Gena on May 6th, 2004, 5:32pm Just took imtrex shot, it's down to short quick pains. Thanks everybody for making me giggle. Going to try and make it home ( hopin for no rebounds) Lets just hope no one pisses me off on the highway :o Thanks gena |
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Title: Re: crap... Post by Charlie on May 6th, 2004, 5:37pm Did you know that Eros backwards spells "sore?" Made me smile when I read it. 8) Some positive vibes for you are on the way. Charlie |
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Title: Re: crap... Post by Kevin_M on May 6th, 2004, 8:11pm Ok Gena, Hope you're feeling better. Thought I'd let you in on my work evaluations. 1. This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be. 2. When he open his mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet. 3. This young man has delusions of adequacy. 4. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. 5. This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better. 6. Got a full 6-pack but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together. 7. A gross ignoramous - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramous. 8. When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell. 9. If you see two people talking and one is bored, he is the other one. 10. It's hard to believe he beat out a billion other sperm. 11. He would argue with a signpost. 12 If he displayed any more stupidity, we'd have to water him twice a week. 13. If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd be in a long line to request your refund. Employee of the month again!! Kevin M |
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Title: Re: crap... Post by Leesa on May 6th, 2004, 8:47pm Gena, got the "Good Vibrations" song on for ya gal!!! Leesa ;;D |
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Title: Re: crap... Post by 5-string on May 6th, 2004, 8:55pm Hang tuf Gena, Some more vibes your way. ...Mark.. |
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Title: Re: crap... Post by Redd715 on May 6th, 2004, 9:03pm I'f I could hun...the earth would be quakeing with vibes. Lighting another candle too... Hang in there and don't let it win. |
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Title: Re: crap... Post by mynm156 on May 7th, 2004, 6:51am Sorry, Hang tough, Good vobes and lovefrom all your pals here!! MYNM156 |
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