Clusterheadaches.com Message Board
        (http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi)
      

        New Message Board Archives >> 2004 Posts >> The perfect woman.....!
        
(Message started by: jonny on May 2nd, 2004, 2:08pm)
Title: The perfect woman.....!
Post by jonny on May 2nd, 2004, 2:08pm
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4db23b3127ccebd8a3722691a0000001610

Boobies, boobies, boobies ;;D

......................................jonny
Title: Re: The perfect woman.....!
Post by Rock_Lobster on May 2nd, 2004, 2:22pm
Almost perfect.  She needs a few of those beer-holder-shaped dimples on her ass!  ;;D

Rock
Title: Re: The perfect woman.....!
Post by pubgirl on May 2nd, 2004, 2:31pm
and flat head to rest your pizza on while she's down there ;;D
Title: Re: The perfect woman.....!
Post by cootie on May 2nd, 2004, 2:43pm
Yer so bad !! That's me before the boob deduction Pam   [smiley=girlflash.gif]
Title: Re: The perfect woman.....!
Post by Melissa on May 2nd, 2004, 3:04pm
Thank heavens I'm not perfect.  Tailored alterations gotta be outrageous.
Title: Re: The perfect woman.....!
Post by Little Deb on May 2nd, 2004, 4:06pm
she could have a whole litter of mules......


do they come in litters...???



only you jonny....little deb ::)
Title: Re: The perfect woman.....!
Post by cootie on May 2nd, 2004, 4:38pm
Mules don't come in litters.......jus donks and asses. Wait a minute........that sounds rather odd.........Pam not wordin it potty mouth style [smiley=eek5.gif]


Modify'd cuz I spelled mule wrong......what is up with that......sometimes I scare myself......................
Title: Re: The perfect woman.....!
Post by Kevin_M on May 2nd, 2004, 8:15pm
Yeah but, men would definitely have evolved four hands by now.  Wouldn't want to fall behind and miss out on any of these evolutionary developments.
 She'd look good in a short dress and midriff top too.

she might have a hard time kneeling when she's in church though. ::)

Kevin M
Title: Re: The perfect woman.....!
Post by JDH on May 2nd, 2004, 8:17pm
Some pistol grip ears might be nice too  ;;D

Jim
Title: Re: The perfect woman.....!
Post by john123 on May 2nd, 2004, 8:19pm
jonny,  honestly, I could do without the boobie knees, it would just be awkward, how about one pair with the size of all three?
Title: Re: The perfect woman.....!
Post by jonny on May 2nd, 2004, 8:22pm
Boobies on the knees come in handy when the knees are wrapped around your neck.

Think!!! ;;D

...............................................jonny
Title: Re: The perfect woman.....!
Post by Big Dan on May 2nd, 2004, 8:38pm
Sweet....

... natural knee-pads....



-Big Dan
Title: Re: The perfect woman.....!
Post by Pegase on May 2nd, 2004, 9:02pm
;) 8)ROFL ;;D :D

Pegase
Title: Re: The perfect woman.....!
Post by Jeepgun on May 2nd, 2004, 9:07pm
I'm terrified.  :o
Title: Re: The perfect woman.....!
Post by purpleydog on May 2nd, 2004, 10:59pm
You mean she doesn't have a pair on her back? For those really kinky positions?  [smiley=laugh.gif] ::) ;;D
Title: Re: The perfect woman.....!
Post by cootie on May 2nd, 2004, 11:13pm
Would pigtails work JHD ? I think she has Knock knees Pam
Title: Re: The perfect woman.....!
Post by Kevin_M on May 2nd, 2004, 11:22pm

on 05/02/04 at 23:13:12, cootie wrote:
Would pigtails work JHD


 [smiley=laugh.gif]

When I remark to the certain girls at work about putting their hair in braids, I now have a secret smiling thought.  Thanks cootie.

Kevin M
Title: Re: The perfect woman.....!
Post by Little Deb on May 2nd, 2004, 11:28pm
Can we see a picture of the "PERFECT MAN" ??????

How many would he have, girls????????????????



imagination runnin'....Little Deb ;;D
Title: Re: The perfect woman.....!
Post by purpleydog on May 2nd, 2004, 11:34pm
whooo hoo! bring him on!!! :o [smiley=laugh.gif] ;)
Title: Re: The perfect woman.....!
Post by Melissa on May 3rd, 2004, 10:26am

on 05/02/04 at 23:28:28, Little Deb wrote:
How many would he have, girls????????????????


How many what?  Brains?  Oh I dunno, they have enough trouble with having just one.  Let's not confuse them more than they already are. ;)
Title: Re: The perfect woman.....!
Post by echo on May 3rd, 2004, 10:35am

on 05/02/04 at 22:59:47, purpleydog wrote:
You mean she doesn't have a pair on her back? For those really kinky positions?  [smiley=laugh.gif] ::) ;;D


I always thought just one in the middle of the back would be useful when dancing.
Title: Re: The perfect woman.....!
Post by 5-string on May 3rd, 2004, 10:41am
"Six Shooter "...I could live with that name. 8)
If that were me, they'd probably all go off at the same time. :'(........sorry honey :-[
...Mark..
Title: Re: The perfect woman.....!
Post by pubgirl on May 3rd, 2004, 2:51pm
Little Deb

I'd settle for just one that didn't have the guys brains in it and worked properly ;;D

W
Title: Re: The perfect woman.....!
Post by john123 on May 3rd, 2004, 2:57pm

on 05/02/04 at 20:22:51, jonny wrote:
Boobies on the knees come in handy when the knees are wrapped around your neck.

Think!!! ;;D

...............................................jonny


LOL, you are right, I was not thinking
Title: Re: The perfect woman.....!
Post by Tiannia on May 3rd, 2004, 3:17pm

on 05/03/04 at 10:26:58, Melissa wrote:
How many what?  Brains?  Oh I dunno, they have enough trouble with having just one.  Let's not confuse them more than they already are. ;)


How about 2 hearts so that blood could flow to both heads and they could work at the same time?  ;;D
Title: Re: The perfect woman.....!
Post by Melissa on May 3rd, 2004, 3:52pm

on 05/03/04 at 15:17:45, Tiannia wrote:
How about 2 hearts so that blood could flow to both heads and they could work at the same time?  ;;D


That sounds perfect Tia.  Except what happens after the 1st two minutes?  I don't want him shorting out on me....  I think we should invent the perfect man, and go into business together.  Depending on the model, we could get as much as 25% over market price. ;;D
Title: Re: The perfect woman.....!
Post by Jeepgun on May 3rd, 2004, 4:48pm
Man... I am sooooo staying out of this thread...  :P :-X :o ;;D
Title: Re: The perfect woman.....!
Post by pubgirl on May 3rd, 2004, 5:19pm
can I have the deluxe version that doesn't fart in bed after eating chilli please?
Had to stay out of the bedroom last night until the stench had died down. >:(

Wendy
Title: Re: The perfect woman.....!
Post by john123 on May 3rd, 2004, 5:41pm

on 05/03/04 at 17:19:54, pubgirl wrote:
can I have the deluxe version that doesn't fart in bed after eating chilli please?
Had to stay out of the bedroom last night until the stench had died down. >:(


LOL
Title: Re: The perfect woman.....!
Post by Tiannia on May 3rd, 2004, 7:05pm

on 05/03/04 at 17:19:54, pubgirl wrote:
can I have the deluxe version that doesn't fart in bed after eating chilli please?
Had to stay out of the bedroom last night until the stench had died down. >:(

Wendy


According to my husband he is trying to use nerve gas to help my Headaches. Figures if me makes me pass out then the beast wont wake me up.


Clusterheadaches.com Message Board » Powered by YaBB 1 Gold - SP 1.3.1!
YaBB © 2000-2003. All Rights Reserved.