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(Message started by: ShariRae on Apr 29^th, 2004, 2:17pm)

Title: OWWwww--For the guys!
Post by ShariRae on Apr 29^th, 2004, 2:17pm

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_76570.html

Title: Re: OWWwww--For the guys!
Post by ClusterChuck on Apr 29^th, 2004, 2:28pm

Hmmm ... Blood is suppose to go there?

Been too long for me to remember ...

Chuck (who has not had to worry about this happening)

Title: Re: OWWwww--For the guys!
Post by thomas on Apr 29^th, 2004, 2:29pm

I am never having sex again........... :o

Title: Re: OWWwww--For the guys!
Post by Jeepgun on Apr 29^th, 2004, 2:47pm

Holy chit, man!! Maybe his girlfriend took the term, "blow," literally! :-X [smiley=huh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: OWWwww--For the guys!
Post by pubgirl on Apr 29^th, 2004, 2:55pm

I had to First Aid a guy once whose foreskin detached when his girlfriend was a bit 'vigorous'. You never SAW so much blood, or such embarassment (not mine!)
The even funnier thing was he was wearing a toga and looked like Julius Caesar after the stabbing!

Wendy

Title: Re: OWWwww--For the guys!
Post by Big Dan on Apr 29^th, 2004, 2:57pm

I always thought that ****y was some dangerous shit, and that women were out to get men with it...

.. but DAMN!!....

-Big Conspiracy

Title: Re: OWWwww--For the guys!
Post by Big Dan on Apr 29^th, 2004, 2:59pm

on 04/29/04 at 14:55:50, pubgirl wrote:

I... I just... don't know what to say to that...

... never thought that'd happen.

-Big _____

Title: Re: OWWwww--For the guys!
Post by JDH on Apr 29^th, 2004, 2:59pm

I hate it when that happens.

Jim

Title: Re: OWWwww--For the guys!
Post by notseinfeld on Apr 29^th, 2004, 3:10pm

serves him right--they weren't married ;)

Title: Re: OWWwww--For the guys!
Post by no-one on Apr 29^th, 2004, 4:07pm

[smiley=yikes.gif]

Title: Re: OWWwww--For the guys!
Post by Gator on Apr 29^th, 2004, 4:46pm

[smiley=JAW_DROP.gif] Now there's something you don't hear about every day. Not a mental image I want to carry with me into the bedroom!!!

Gator
And she thought he was speaking metaphorically when he said he was going to explode inside her. :o

Title: Re: OWWwww--For the guys!
Post by john123 on Apr 29^th, 2004, 4:46pm

Quote:

Finally a good reason to be circumsized

Title: Re: OWWwww--For the guys!
Post by Tiannia on Apr 29^th, 2004, 5:05pm

hehe there is a gal on the radio here who does a skit called "Freaks!!! Take a trip to the shallow end of gene pool and feel better about yourself." I sent her that link. hehe she will love it.

Title: Re: OWWwww--For the guys!
Post by Charlie on Apr 29^th, 2004, 6:08pm

Finally a weapon of mass destruction and it backfires.
I suppose I have to throw out my entire stock of boner pills now? http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/PASS OUT SURPRISE.gif

Charlie :o

Title: Re: OWWwww--For the guys!
Post by jonny on Apr 29^th, 2004, 7:18pm

Sounds to me like the poor dude brought a knife to a gun fight.

I guess I lucked out never having to worry about that shit.....LMMFAO ;;D.....Im feared in that department ;;D

...................................jonny

Title: Re: OWWwww--For the guys!
Post by Mark C on Apr 29^th, 2004, 8:22pm

http://smilieville.homestead.com/files/Love/smileysex5.gifhttp://smilieville.homestead.com/files/SimpHomer.gif

Title: Re: OWWwww--For the guys!
Post by Racer1_NC on Apr 30^th, 2004, 1:01am

An exploding penis......I think I can now safely say I have heard it all.....

Bill

Title: Re: OWWwww--For the guys!
Post by Big Dan on Apr 30^th, 2004, 1:08am

on 04/30/04 at 01:01:20, Racer1_NC wrote:

An exploding penis......I think I can now safely say I have heard it all.....

Bill

Wouldn't say that just yet...

... I'm sure I can dig something up on an imploding rectum...

-Big Dan

Title: Re: OWWwww--For the guys!
Post by Racer1_NC on Apr 30^th, 2004, 1:12am

on 04/30/04 at 01:08:03, Big Dan wrote:

Wouldn't say that just yet...

... I'm sure I can dig something up on an imploding rectum...

-Big Dan

I wouldn't put it past you. Anyone that has a quote from Pulp Fiction in his tag line can probably come up with anything. ;;D Loved that movie myself.......was worth the price of admission just to see Bruce Willis wearing a ball gag. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Bill

Title: Re: OWWwww--For the guys!
Post by UN_SOLVED on Apr 30^th, 2004, 3:30am

Great ! Just what we need. Another new STD that blows your penis up as soon as you get it in ! :o

Title: Re: OWWwww--For the guys!
Post by Gator on Apr 30^th, 2004, 5:04am

on 04/30/04 at 03:30:34, UN_SOLVED wrote:

Great ! Just what we need. Another new STD that blows your penis up as soon as you get it in ! :o

I think it was Eddie Murphy did a bit on the std scene many moons ago. Went something like:

"First there was VD, you got a shot and it was gone. Then there was Herpes - you keep that shit forever, like luggage and now we have AIDS, that just kills motherf&*#ers. What's next? You just stick your dick in and it explodes?"

How prophetic.

Gator ;;D

Title: Re: OWWwww--For the guys!
Post by Woobie on Apr 30^th, 2004, 9:02am

[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

LMAO! Ya'll are killin me...........

I wonder if the guy was taking some sort of "man" pill .....

Sounds painful -- huh?