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(Message started by: jonny on Apr 15^th, 2004, 3:03pm)

Title: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
Post by jonny on Apr 15^th, 2004, 3:03pm

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

Type in command under screen.

.......................jonny

Dont know how the extra W's got in there, but they are gone now ;;D

Title: Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
Post by Rock_Lobster on Apr 15^th, 2004, 3:11pm

Appears to be the live-action version of
Mel's 'Low Carb Progress Pictures'.

Wrokk

Title: Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
Post by Peppermint on Apr 15^th, 2004, 3:14pm

What a freak Jonny!... I made the chicken scratch his bootie, dance, get naked (duh), run around the room, play dead and then smoke a cigarette... he had no clue when I said I wanted him fricaseed. [smiley=clown.gif]

Pep

Title: Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
Post by jonny on Apr 15^th, 2004, 3:15pm

on 04/15/04 at 15:11:42, Rock_Lobster wrote:

Appears to be the live-action version of
Mel's 'Low Carb Progress Pictures'.

Wrokk

Shes going to get you for that....LMMFYBO!!! ;;D

.............................jonny

Title: Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
Post by thomas on Apr 15^th, 2004, 3:15pm

He just keeps looking at me like I'm stupid. ::) Quit staring at me like that................ MOM!!!!!!!!!! make the mean, nasty chicken stop staring at me!!!

Title: Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
Post by Superpain on Apr 15^th, 2004, 3:17pm

I saw that on another BBS...
It's pretty fuckin funny.
It's amazing all the shit he will do.
Some of the things he'll do;
moonwalk,
die,
throw a ball,
etc...

Title: Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
Post by Superpain on Apr 15^th, 2004, 3:19pm

lol...
tell him to have sex with a cat. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
Post by jonny on Apr 15^th, 2004, 3:21pm

Type in "Jerk off"....LMAO ;;D

Title: Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
Post by Tiannia on Apr 15^th, 2004, 3:26pm

Damn told him to put his head between his legs and kiss his ass and all he did was feel himself up. ::)

Title: Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
Post by Gena on Apr 15^th, 2004, 3:42pm

I told him to fuck a duck

and would not do it >:(

Title: Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
Post by Charlie on Apr 15^th, 2004, 4:07pm

After my suggestions he grabbed his McNuggets and puked on my screen. Always liked turkey better anyway.

I hate you Jonny ;;D

Charlie

Title: Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
Post by thomas on Apr 15^th, 2004, 4:08pm

"lay an egg" [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
Post by john123 on Apr 15^th, 2004, 4:11pm

The funny thing is that site is actually put up by burger king.

http://www.snopes.com/business/market/chicken.asp

Title: Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
Post by broomhilda on Apr 15^th, 2004, 4:12pm

Spank the monkey ;;D

Title: Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
Post by BruceD on Apr 15^th, 2004, 4:14pm

Hey, that chicken's got a "clapper"

BruceD

Title: Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
Post by miCHel on Apr 15^th, 2004, 4:29pm

Weirdest thing is if you ask him the same thing twice, he does it differently!

This chicken is wild!!!

miCHel

Title: Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
Post by Charlie on Apr 15^th, 2004, 4:50pm

After this thread, it's clear that we need more drugs. A lot more drugs.

Charlie

Title: Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
Post by jonny on Apr 15^th, 2004, 4:52pm

on 04/15/04 at 16:50:50, Charlie wrote:

After this thread, it's clear that we need more drugs. A lot more drugs.

Charlie

I'll settle for "More beer" Charlie ;;D

................................jonny

Title: Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
Post by ckelly181 on Apr 15^th, 2004, 4:55pm

Geez, do you think they're keeping track of all the commands people type in?

That would a funky list.

Title: Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
Post by BobG on Apr 15^th, 2004, 5:02pm

on 04/15/04 at 16:55:01, ckelly181 wrote:

Geez, do you think they're keeping track of all the commands people type in?

.

No.
But, every time you go to a website your computer indentification (IP Number) goes with you. That number can be traced back to you.

Be careful. Be very careful what you ask that chicken to do. The web police may be watching.

::)

Title: Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
Post by jonny on Apr 15^th, 2004, 5:11pm

on 04/15/04 at 17:02:45, BobG wrote:

Be careful. Be very careful what you ask that chicken to do. The web police may be watching.

Yeah, Colon Powell jr is coming for you.

FUCK the FCC!!!!

.......................................jonny

Title: Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
Post by BobG on Apr 15^th, 2004, 5:24pm

on 04/15/04 at 17:11:45, jonny wrote:

Yeah, Colon Powell jr is coming for you.

FUCK the FCC!!!!

.......................................jonny

And the blue-noses from the bible belt! "God didn't make chickens for you to fool around with"

And PETA "You can't make a chicken do that! Chickens are people too!"

And the politicians "Did that chicken pay his entertainment tax?"

And ex-politicians "Dang, ya'll lookin' good. Can I call ya Monica?"

Title: Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
Post by Superpain on Apr 15^th, 2004, 6:07pm

ROFL! Tell him to pee! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
Post by Superpain on Apr 15^th, 2004, 6:12pm

tell him to have a headache... he does it 3 ways.

Title: Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
Post by pubgirl on Apr 15^th, 2004, 7:19pm

Cheers Jonny :D

Was having a shit day, but that chook cheered me up!

Wendy

Title: Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
Post by Melissa on Apr 15^th, 2004, 7:38pm

e
on 04/15/04 at 15:11:42, Rock_Lobster wrote:

Appears to be the live-action version of
Mel's 'Low Carb Progress Pictures'.

Wrokk

Rock...you're an a$$hole [smiley=nono.gif]

Title: Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
Post by cootie on Apr 15^th, 2004, 7:53pm

Type in 'die'.....what a drama queen !! Chicken choker Pam

Title: Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
Post by ckelly181 on Apr 15^th, 2004, 9:36pm

awwww...."clean up room"

Good use of the ass feathers.

Title: Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
Post by Rock_Lobster on Apr 15^th, 2004, 11:06pm

Mel,
No pillow talk in front of mixed company. You know you are looking oh-so-good... you should make a PayPal screen pop up before showing those pics.

Submissively yours except on Fridays,
Rock

Title: Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
Post by eyes_afire on Apr 15^th, 2004, 11:24pm

Quote:

It's amazing all the shit he will do.

LMAO.
Didn't like my suggestion to 'take a dump'.

That is one fuckin ugly chicken. Did you see that face close up? No doubt I'll have nightmares now.

--- Steve

Title: Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
Post by cootie on Apr 15^th, 2004, 11:49pm

Try typein in run.......or....leave......jump or fire. Fart was interesting but run and leave was wierd ! He gave me a thumbs down on a few other suggestions. Up close and personal with the kernal's chick Pam

Title: Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
Post by Pegase on Apr 16^th, 2004, 11:12am

on 04/15/04 at 23:06:53, Rock_Lobster wrote:

Mel,
No pillow talk in front of mixed company. You know you are looking oh-so-good... you should make a PayPal screen pop up before showing those pics.

Submissively yours except on Fridays,
Rock

lmao ;;D

Title: Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
Post by Jayne on Apr 17^th, 2004, 12:19pm

Thanks for that on Jonny, I gave a lot of friends a good laugh with that one, and I had quite a few belly laughs myself.

I wonder what he would do if you asked him to choke his chicken....waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Title: Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
Post by Jayne on Apr 17^th, 2004, 12:20pm

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CHICKEN???? HE"S GONE

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Title: Re: Wanna choke this chicken? (N-CH)
Post by Gator on Apr 19^th, 2004, 12:35am

on 04/17/04 at 12:20:56, Jayne wrote:

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CHICKEN???? HE"S GONE

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

There's an extra www. in the url link. Delete one and hit enter.

LMAO I wonder how much they pay him to do this.

Gator