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Title: Memo From Management: Swearing at work... Post by Tiannia on Apr 15th, 2004, 1:56pm Swearing at work ... It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended,this type of language will be no longer tolerated. We do however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without risk of offending our more sensitive employees. TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: And when the fuck do you expect me to do this? TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible. INSTEAD OF: No fucking way. TRY SAYING: Really? INSTEAD OF: You've got to be shitting me! TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with... INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a fuck. TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project. INSTEAD OF: It's not my fucking problem. TRY SAYING: That's interesting. INSTEAD OF: What the fuck? TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented. INSTEAD OF: This fucking shit won't work. TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that. INSTEAD OF: Why the fuck didn't you tell me sooner? TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues. INSTEAD OF: He's got his fucking head up his ass. TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment. INSTEAD OF: Fuck it, I'm on a salary. TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand. INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass. TRY SAYING: I love a challenge. INSTEAD OF: More fucking shit to do. TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that? INSTEAD OF: Who the hell died and made you boss? TRY SAYING: I see. INSTEAD OF: Blow me. TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the fuck you're doing. Thank You, Human Resources |
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Title: Re: Memo From Management: Swearing at work... Post by Gena on Apr 15th, 2004, 2:01pm who reported me, Fuck this Shit... ;;D |
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Title: Re: Memo From Management: Swearing at work... Post by TomM on Apr 15th, 2004, 2:12pm on 04/15/04 at 14:01:07, Gena wrote:
No shit. |
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Title: Re: Memo From Management: Swearing at work... Post by broomhilda on Apr 15th, 2004, 2:14pm Damm, now I am gonna go down the hall and practice! ;;D Thanks for the smiles! |
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Title: Re: Memo From Management: Swearing at work... Post by Magman on Apr 15th, 2004, 3:10pm http://www.kdlltd.com/att.jpg |
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Title: Re: Memo From Management: Swearing at work... Post by TomM on Apr 15th, 2004, 3:33pm One of my co-workers edited that cartoon, put my name on it and gave it to me. I proudly post it on my wall! TomM |
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Title: Re: Memo From Management: Swearing at work... Post by Kirk on Apr 15th, 2004, 3:45pm Ofcourse there is the universal Sys Admin hand sign. http://www.linux-on-line.net/downloads/fun/humorous/SysAdmin_on_a_good_day.jpg TTFN |
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Title: Re: Memo From Management: Swearing at work... Post by Charlie on Apr 15th, 2004, 3:47pm To The Beast: http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/EAT SHIT.png >:( Charlie |
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Title: Re: Memo From Management: Swearing at work... Post by Tiannia on Apr 16th, 2004, 2:33pm Thought I would get a comment from the "KING" that he over rides Management and Fuck the Rules....... [smiley=finger.gif] [smiley=bigguns.gif] [smiley=hewey.gif] |
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