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(Message started by: Lizzie2 on Apr 14^th, 2004, 1:12pm)

Title: The Onion on Headache Relief (Not CH)
Post by Lizzie2 on Apr 14^th, 2004, 1:12pm

This is pretty funny. My friend Adam sent it to me over IM this morning. Don't get offended, anybody!!!

http://www.theonion.com/onion3840/headache-relief_tips.html

Lizzie :)

Title: Re: The Onion on Headache Relief (Not CH)
Post by Gator on Apr 14^th, 2004, 2:25pm

LMAO I liked this one:

Quote:

If you suspect that your headache is a migraine, ask yourself: Does the prospect of having a double-barreled shotgun inserted in your anus and discharged fill you with thoughts of blessed, eternal relief? If so, it's probably a migraine.

With clusters, I guess you would have to change the double barreled shotgun to 105mm Howitzer. [smiley=yikes.gif]

Title: Re: The Onion on Headache Relief (Not CH)
Post by Luke63 on Apr 14^th, 2004, 2:29pm

Very cute!!!!

Title: Re: The Onion on Headache Relief (Not CH)
Post by BobG on Apr 14^th, 2004, 2:34pm

Very common subject here.

Quote:

Headache sufferers, be advised that episodes can easily be triggered by stress, improper diet, or people constantly chiming in with their useless fucking headache advice.

Title: Re: The Onion on Headache Relief (Not CH)
Post by Gena on Apr 14^th, 2004, 2:40pm

::) I belive I have tried a few of these

ya I know is sad :-/

Title: Re: The Onion on Headache Relief (Not CH)
Post by no-one on Apr 14^th, 2004, 2:50pm

I am with Gena

I KNOW I've tried a few of them

Title: Re: The Onion on Headache Relief (Not CH)
Post by echo on Apr 14^th, 2004, 3:31pm

The pose the woman has on that site is the universal signal for:

"Holy Shit! Are you really that fucking stupid"? (with rolling of eyes for effect)

Title: Re: The Onion on Headache Relief (Not CH)
Post by Tiannia on Apr 14^th, 2004, 5:31pm

on 04/14/04 at 14:25:16, Gator wrote:

LMAO I liked this one:

With clusters, I guess you would have to change the double barreled shotgun to 105mm Howitzer. [smiley=yikes.gif]

I was thinking of a cannon. One of the old ones... Like in Pirates of the Carribbian.

Title: Re: The Onion on Headache Relief (Not CH)
Post by FZfan on Apr 14^th, 2004, 6:28pm

Quote:

The surest method of headache prevention is to develop a working time machine, go back to 1988, and marry a different woman who doesn't nag your ass into the ground about where you were all night and who was there with you and were you drinking

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Love the Onion!

Title: Re: The Onion on Headache Relief (Not CH)
Post by Root on Apr 14^th, 2004, 7:24pm

Electro shock therapy to the genitals of the damn fools who say "I know how you feel, I have migraines" may not stop CH. But I would feel so much better afterwards.

[smiley=smokin.gif]