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(Message started by: PittsburghJoe on Apr 2^nd, 2004, 9:23pm)

Title: Oh no... I think I'm gonna die!
Post by PittsburghJoe on Apr 2^nd, 2004, 9:23pm

I only hope I can make it to 40...

http://www.herballove.com/library/resource/overmas/fatal.asp

Joe

Title: Re: Oh no... I think I'm gonna die!
Post by broomhilda on Apr 2^nd, 2004, 9:34pm

LMFAO Joe!!!!!!!!!

Please consult with Dr Lin as to your prognosis!!!!!

Andrea [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Oh no... I think I'm gonna die!
Post by Luke63 on Apr 2^nd, 2004, 9:48pm

Shit Joe,,,u ruined my date for tonite.... [smiley=laugh.gif] Luke

Title: Re: Oh no... I think I'm gonna die!
Post by Thorns on Apr 2^nd, 2004, 9:57pm

I took the survey and no matter what number I put in it says congratulations on my health!
[smiley=laugh.gif] Thorns

Title: Re: Oh no... I think I'm gonna die!
Post by Charlie on Apr 2^nd, 2004, 11:34pm

According to this, I should have died some time in the last century.

Hilarious site.

Charlie

Title: Re: Oh no... I think I'm gonna die!
Post by ClusterChuck on Apr 3^rd, 2004, 2:09am

I took the survey, and even when I put down that I only masturbate ONCE a week, it said TOO OFTEN!!! When I put how often I actually do it, I think it said I should be pushing up daiseys.

What is someone, over 50, with some cardio concerns, suppose to do? Maturbate once a year? I DON'T THINK SO!!!

BTW, did Mommy lie to me? She told me that I would go blind, or grow hair on the palm of my hands. She never mentioned that I was gonna die from it!

Oh, well, you are gonna die anyhow, so why not go out with a big shit eating "I just got my rocks off" grin?

Chuck

Title: Re: Oh no... I think I'm gonna die!
Post by Superpain on Apr 3^rd, 2004, 2:13am

Who gives a shit as long as it doesn't trigger a fuckin headache! [smiley=laugh.gif]
Whack away boys!
And girls, don't be afraid to join in either! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Oh no... I think I'm gonna die!
Post by ClusterChuck on Apr 3^rd, 2004, 3:23am

on 04/03/04 at 02:13:00, Superpain wrote:

Who gives a shit as long as it doesn't trigger a fuckin headache! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Unfortunately, like a few others, the culmination of the act, many times IS a trigger for me!!! Damnit!

But I DO keep testing it, just to make sure ....

Whackless Wonder (SOMETIMES, anyhow ...)
Chuck

Title: Re: Oh no... I think I'm gonna die!
Post by Pegase on Apr 3^rd, 2004, 10:22am

Slightly Over Masturbated... doh... i'll used my left hand maybe i'll get bored;-)

Pegase

Title: Re: Oh no... I think I'm gonna die!
Post by Superpain on Apr 3^rd, 2004, 10:24am

Does it count if you borrow someone else's hand? [smiley=huh.gif]

Title: Re: Oh no... I think I'm gonna die!
Post by PittsburghJoe on Apr 3^rd, 2004, 10:28am

Great, now I have the mental image of a bunch of clusterheads beating it... like some kinda super-painful bukkake party!

I don't know whether to cringe or be aroused!

[smiley=sgrin.gif]

Joe

Title: Re: Oh no... I think I'm gonna die!
Post by ckelly181 on Apr 3^rd, 2004, 10:37am

Well, we woman don't get clusters, and we can apparently "participate" in this activity relatively unscathed.

Hail Women!! ;;D

Chris

Title: Re: Oh no... I think I'm gonna die!
Post by Jeepgun on Apr 3^rd, 2004, 12:57pm

ROFLMAO, Joe!! [smiley=laugh.gif] :o :P

Title: Re: Oh no... I think I'm gonna die!
Post by Luke63 on Apr 3^rd, 2004, 1:05pm

Why does every post go downhill into the gutter...HUH?
You're all a bunch of pervs.....Thats why I love it here!!! [smiley=sayyes.gif] Luke

Title: Re: Oh no... I think I'm gonna die!
Post by judyw on Apr 3^rd, 2004, 6:55pm

:DI really don't know about the dying or the pervertiveness, but reading this sure skipped the big grin and gave me one heck of a laugh for the day...thanks folks...
"Gotta love this family" ::)