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Title: Carlin mentions clusters Post by Superpain on Apr 2nd, 2004, 2:58pm Things to Watch Out For Carlin's small reminder of some of the negative, depressing, dangerous, life-threatening things that life is really all about. anal rape quicksand body lice evil spirits gridlock acid rain continental drift labor violence flash floods rabies torture bad luck calcium deficiency falling rocks cattle stampedes bank failure evil neighbors killer bees organ rejection lynching toxic waste unstable dynamite religious fanatics prickly heat price fixing moral decay hotel fires loss of face stink bombs bubonic plague neo-Nazis friction cereal weevils failure of will chain reactions soil erosion mail fraud dry rot voodoo curses broken glass snake bites parasites white slavery public ridicule faithless friends random violence breach of contract family scandals charlatans transverse militias structural defects race riots sun spots rogue elephants wax buildup killer frost jealous coworkers root canals mental fatigue corporal punishment sneak attacks peer pressure vigilantes birth defects false advertising ungrateful children financial ruin mildew loss of priveleges bad drugs ill-fitting shoes widespread chaos stray bullets runaway trains chemical spills locusts airline food shipwrecks prowlers bathtub accidents faulty merchandise terrorism discrimination wrongful cremation carbon deposits beef tapeworms taxation without representation escaped maniacs sunburn abandonment threatening letters entropy nine-mile fever poor workmanship absentee landlord solitary confinement depletion of the ozone layer unworthiness intestinal bleeding defrocked priests loss of equilibrium disgruntled employees global warming card sharks poisoned meat nuclear accidents broken promises contamination of the water supply obscene phone calls nuclear winter wayward girls mutual assured destruction rampaging moose the greenhouse effect cluster headaches social isolation Dutch elm disease contraction of the universe paper cuts eternal damnation the wrath of God PARANOIA! [smiley=laugh.gif] Good for a laugh. http://www.totalobscurity.com/smile/carlin/carlin.html |
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Title: Re: Carlin mentions clusters Post by Jayne on Apr 2nd, 2004, 3:19pm Makes me wonder..does he 'ave em, or know someone that does.??? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM |
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Title: Re: Carlin mentions clusters Post by Superpain on Apr 2nd, 2004, 3:19pm Good question... he must know something of them. |
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Title: Re: Carlin mentions clusters Post by Jayne on Apr 2nd, 2004, 3:21pm well he doesn't mention Migraines in that lot. |
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Title: Re: Carlin mentions clusters Post by forgetfulnot on Apr 2nd, 2004, 3:29pm I was lucky enough to see old George live about ten years ago, he did that as part of his act. I always wondered how the hell he would even know about them if he didn't get um, on the other hand old George is very well read and maybe that's where he came up with it. Lee |
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Title: Re: Carlin mentions clusters Post by Kevin_M on Apr 2nd, 2004, 3:43pm Contraction of the universe got to me the most. :'( Those poor people 15 billion years from now. It's not actually contracting though. Unless, oh wait, we're losing an hour Saturday night setting the clocks forward, but then again it was a leap year. Ok, I'm lost now. We're right up there with contracting of the universe!!! Kevin M |
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Title: Re: Carlin mentions clusters Post by echo on Apr 2nd, 2004, 3:59pm Carlin has always been my favorite. I never pass the opportunity to see him live when he's in town. |
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Title: Re: Carlin mentions clusters Post by Charlie on Apr 2nd, 2004, 4:05pm Sad.......in a strange way.......but it sounds like a Carlinism to me. Something like cluster bone spurs or something made worse or silly if experienced in groups......Yikes....Why us folks? I bet he hears from us? Charlie |
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Title: Re: Carlin mentions clusters Post by Luke63 on Apr 2nd, 2004, 5:41pm Yeah ...kinda like Charlie said...but...but.....maybe not! Carlin probably meant to say Clusterfuck instead.... [smiley=laugh.gif] Luke |
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