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(Message started by: Tiannia on Mar 29th, 2004, 6:17pm)

Title: Curiosity got the better of me.....
Post by Tiannia on Mar 29th, 2004, 6:17pm

on 03/26/04 at 20:04:00, ClusterChuck wrote:
Um, let me think, Right handed; Left side ch; Dress right; Left hand to urinate with; Right hand to masturbate with (except when I want sex with someone different, then I masturbate with my left hand); Left testicle hangs lower; Right hand to wipe my butt; Right finger, left nostril; Left finger, right nostril ...  Did I get them all?

Chuck

PS:  OOPPSSS !!!  Forgot one! Either hand to scratch my nuts, either side, or under, or over or ... Hmmm that feels good!!!    Ummm  ...  Never mind ....


ok I have to freely admit that I took a muscle relaxer and a pian killer and I'm fairly looped atm. Chucks post got me thinking... so I figured what the hell I will ask.  ;;D

When I had my daughter, Shaun's grandfather yelled at him because he did not have a son to "Carry on the Family Name."  I wanted to know just how he was supposed to pull that off. Does one side shoot girls and the other shoot boys? So if you only want sons, do you tie one off?  

I am asking for the wisdom of Clusterville to explain....

(Ladies this should be enlightening, or at least entertaining.  :o   [smiley=laugh.gif])

-Tia

Title: Re: Curiosity got the better of me.....
Post by BobG on Mar 29th, 2004, 6:41pm
Ya can't pick and choose the sex of your children. You take what the Lord sends you and love them no matter what.


Quote:
grandfather yelled at him because he did not have a son to "Carry on the Family Name."
Sounds like grandpa has a question about his own manhood.

Title: Re: Curiosity got the better of me.....
Post by cootie on Mar 29th, 2004, 6:46pm
In sum parts of Africa I believe it is they tend to KILL off the girls cuz they are too much responsibility for the families to be able to handle (cuz they create more mouths to feed). In sum cultures they eat the young if there's too many to be able to take care of......opps.......oh wait a mintue.......I am readin my "Hand guild to raiseing hampsters" booklet and thought it was the National Geographic........never mind. Yummy in the tummy kids Pam  ;;D

Title: Re: Curiosity got the better of me.....
Post by Woobie on Mar 29th, 2004, 6:52pm

on 03/29/04 at 18:17:42, Tiannia wrote:
When I had my daughter, Shaun's grandfather yelled at him because he did not have a son to "Carry on the Family Name."   
-Tia




LMAO!   Our last name is BROWN.     "There are plenty" of BROWNs in this world.  

They cant make me have another one!!  LMAO!

yes, this should be entertaining!


tina

Title: Re: Curiosity got the better of me.....
Post by Bob P on Mar 29th, 2004, 7:05pm
Boy sperm are fast swimmers but delicate.

Girl sperm are bigger, slower and more hardy.

If you want a boy you:

1.  Have to douch with baking soda to create a more alkyline environment, the  boy sperms like that.

2.  Stand on your head after sex to help the boy sperms get to the egg before the girl sperms.

Needless to say, I have 2 daughters!

Title: Re: Curiosity got the better of me.....
Post by Tiannia on Mar 29th, 2004, 7:11pm

on 03/29/04 at 18:52:52, Woobie wrote:
LMAO!   Our last name is BROWN.     "There are plenty" of BROWNs in this world.  

They cant make me have another one!!  LMAO!

yes, this should be entertaining!


tina


Actually Tina, Our last name is Combs.  So it is not like we have some rare name.  I wanted to smack that man and it was the first time that I met him. Krishara was only 3 days old.

I cant wait to hear jonny's take on this.  ;;D

Title: Re: Curiosity got the better of me.....
Post by PittsburghJoe on Mar 29th, 2004, 8:11pm

on 03/29/04 at 19:05:15, Bob P wrote:
If you want a boy you:

1.  Have to douch with baking soda to create a more alkyline environment, the  boy sperms like that.

2.  Stand on your head after sex to help the boy sperms get to the egg before the girl sperms.


Ya know, there are times I'm EXTREMELY happy to be gay!

(And no, I'm not making any more Browns!)

Joe

Title: Re: Curiosity got the better of me.....
Post by Miklos on Mar 29th, 2004, 9:06pm
Actually, there is a less gymnastic solution than that suggested by Bob P.

After a mutually satisfactory conclusion for all, have her lay on her stomach for thirty minutes (assuming she was not facing that direction already).  Worked for us. We had a son and a daughter, in that order: one over easy and one sunny side up.

Title: Re: Curiosity got the better of me.....
Post by BarbaraD on Mar 29th, 2004, 9:13pm
We had ONE night off together that year. We had a boy... Go figure... [smiley=huh.gif]

Hugs BD :-*

Title: Re: Curiosity got the better of me.....
Post by Kevin_M on Mar 29th, 2004, 9:23pm
Tia,

Of course to be yelled at for having a girl is ridiculous, but does reflect an attitude which has and is among some still.

As *pam* related, girls are not the preferred gender at birth some places.

The murder of children in India which so shocked the British in 1871, led to a ratio of 972 women to 1000 men.  In 1991, science has shifted the figure to 929
females to 1000 males.  Lower economic areas have larger shortcomings due to dowrys which can represent five years of household expenses.  Gandhi's goal of a nation in which, intellectually, mentally, and spiritually, women would be equivalent to men has not been realized.
 In China, girls are still sometimes called "Too Many" or "Little Mistake" to reflect their value, and previously were worth even less.  Even present official statistics
(which understate the problem) suggest a ratio of 117
male births to 100 females - which gives the nation eighty million young men with no hope of marriage.

Habits are still built deeply into some nation's fabric.

I say YEAH, another girl!!!

Hey *pam*, your kitty...what have you been feeding him?  His new Sears portrait studio pic is...he's been watching too many MGM movies I think.  Got milk?

Kevin M  

Title: Re: Curiosity got the better of me.....
Post by cootie on Mar 30th, 2004, 12:55am
Hey Kev......it's Pam........anyhow........my kitty had an extreme makeover........he's all grown up now ! Grrrrrrrrrrowly kitty Pam

Title: Re: Curiosity got the better of me.....
Post by suzy617 on Mar 30th, 2004, 4:20am


Ive heard somewhere that it is the mans chromosomes that decide the sex of the baby.  So ya might want to yell at Shaun too.  Grandpa is wise.   ;)

Suzy

Title: Re: Curiosity got the better of me.....
Post by Kevin_M on Mar 30th, 2004, 8:10am
cootsie Pam.....I sorry.

No white kitty, no know it's Pam.  oops. [smiley=bag.gif]

Easter egg hunt in kitty litter box.  I like the chocolate ones...Kevin M

Thanks for white kitty's, and white out.


Title: Re: Curiosity got the better of me.....
Post by vig on Mar 30th, 2004, 9:14am

on 03/29/04 at 18:41:15, BobG wrote:
Ya can't pick and choose the sex of your children. You take what the Lord sends you and love them no matter what.

.


If I'm not mistaken, I just read that we DO have the technology and it is being used to pick the gender of children.

What's China going to do?

Title: Re: Curiosity got the better of me.....
Post by Donna H. on Mar 30th, 2004, 9:39am
Actually, Suzy617 is the winner.  

I have read the same thing in a medical journal.  The sperm that penetrates the egg (and usually only one can) determines the sex of the baby.  There is an extra chromosome that makes for a boy.

Standing on your head does have merit in that it lets the juices flow in the right direction.  And so does laying on ones back with pillows under the hips.(see anatomy 101).

But don't stop posting......this would make a good book.  LOL.

Title: Re: Curiosity got the better of me.....
Post by echo on Mar 30th, 2004, 9:53am
You can pretict the sex of the baby during the 8th month.  If the mother's panties keep sliding down -- it's a boy.

Title: Re: Curiosity got the better of me.....
Post by Tiannia on Mar 30th, 2004, 10:56am
Actually the theory that I heard was that male sperm are like short distant runners, where female sperm are like marathon runners, metaphorically speaking.

OK so not to try and say this politically correct as possible, without leaving myself open for all kinds of shit...

So if the intercourse is deeper, you have a better chance of having a boy. And if the intercourse is more superficial  ;;D then you have a better chance of having a girl.  

I'm sure this could lead to all kinds of theories about how size matters and such, but .... I will stop there  :-X

-Tia

Title: Re: Curiosity got the better of me.....
Post by BobG on Mar 30th, 2004, 12:35pm

Quote:
I'm sure this could lead to all kinds of theories about how size matters and such, but .... I will stop there  
Its not the size of your bait.......its how you wiggle your worm.

Title: Re: Curiosity got the better of me.....
Post by cathy on Mar 30th, 2004, 1:34pm
OMG ROFLMAO....you guys have made my day, you know for all the theories ...... I have Boy/Girl twins so now you know, I douched the bits with baking soda stood on my head before, during and after sex, thanking the almighty above that it wasn't with a wiggley worm, to top that am now also warmed by the knowledge that I have had deeper, more superficial sex  ;;D

My personal theory is that it's all just bollocks  8)

Title: Re: Curiosity got the better of me.....
Post by Leesa on Mar 30th, 2004, 1:54pm
Curiosity killed the cat but damn if satisfaction didnt bring him back! LOL I got lucky on this one had mine boy, girl, girl and the last boy!! But is true that the MEN decided the sex of the (as Jayne would say) kiddywinkles!! Dont have a clue what I did, or didnt do to get my 2 boys and my 2 girls but this "kitty" is CLOSED for the baby making parts, stick a fork in me Im done!!!  LMAO  As for the other we wont go there. HEHEHE  ;)
Leesa  ;;D

PS: tell gramps "get over your self" LOL

Title: Re: Curiosity got the better of me.....
Post by Miklos on Mar 30th, 2004, 5:11pm
Of course it is all just bollocks, Cathy. Where do you think the  little X and Y thingies come from?

Title: Re: Curiosity got the better of me.....
Post by Charlie on Mar 30th, 2004, 11:02pm
Don't you know that it's alphabetical after the first one?

Whatever is next:  XX, XY, XX.......

Charlie  :o

Title: Re: Curiosity got the better of me.....
Post by Mikey on Mar 31st, 2004, 8:18am

on 03/30/04 at 10:56:33, Tiannia wrote:
So if the intercourse is deeper, you have a better chance of having a boy. And if the intercourse is more superficial  ;;D then you have a better chance of having a girl.  
-Tia


Well, I'll just say that we haven't had a girl born in our family in 7 generations.

I have 2 boys of my own, and 6 nephews.

So, you might just have something there Tia!! :o

Mikey,  ;;D

PS: Just flip a coin, or her rather, I always say. [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Curiosity got the better of me.....
Post by Tiannia on Mar 31st, 2004, 1:10pm

on 03/31/04 at 08:18:59, Mikey wrote:
Well, I'll just say that we haven't had a girl born in our family in 7 generations.

I have 2 boys of my own, and 6 nephews.

So, you might just have something there Tia!! :o

Mikey,  ;;D

PS: Just flip a coin, or her rather, I always say. [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]


Now now, it is not nice to brag.   [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Curiosity got the better of me.....
Post by Mikey on Mar 31st, 2004, 1:15pm
Why not?  If ya got it, flaunt it....right Tia?.. [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Mikey,  ;;D

Title: Re: Curiosity got the better of me.....
Post by Woobie on Mar 31st, 2004, 2:12pm
http://www.leelazone.com.ar/fanart/femjesse/sperm.jpg

heee heee hee [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Curiosity got the better of me.....
Post by Mikey on Mar 31st, 2004, 2:21pm
LMAO Tina!!!  That's a good one!!!

Mikey,  ;;D



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