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(Message started by: Ree on Jan 24^th, 2004, 6:55pm)

Title: Typical guy (not ch)
Post by Ree on Jan 24^th, 2004, 6:55pm

A guy named Bob receives a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company.

Unfortunately, when Bob arrives at the stadium he realizes his seat is in the last row in the corner

of the stadium -- he is closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field.

About halfway through the first quarter, Bob notices an empty seat 10 rows off the field right

on the 50 yard line. He decides to take a chance and makes his way through the stadium and

around the security guards to the empty seat.

As he sits down, he asks the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?"

The man says no. Now, very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, Bob again inquires of

the man next to him, "This is incredible! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this at the

Super Bowl and not use it?

The man replies, "Well, actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but

she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been to together since we got married in

1967."

"Well, that's really sad," says Bob, "but still, couldn't you find someone to take the seat? A relative or a

close friend?"

"No," the man replies, "they're all at the funeral."

I know a few guys jusssssssssssssslike this one...ree

Title: Re: Typical guy (not ch)
Post by captdshea on Jan 24^th, 2004, 7:52pm

Not Bad Ree!

Go Pats!

David

Title: Re: Typical guy (not ch)
Post by Mr.Happy on Jan 24^th, 2004, 7:55pm

on 01/24/04 at 18:55:00, Ree wrote:

I know a few guys jusssssssssssssslike this one......

Yup. I know lotsa guys just like this.

You got a point to make?
RJ

Title: Re: Typical guy (not ch)
Post by don on Jan 24^th, 2004, 9:08pm

So these circumstances would be unussual because.............?

Title: Re: Typical guy (not ch)
Post by brad267 on Jan 24^th, 2004, 9:14pm

Well it'd be rude to the other fans, to take your dead wife to the game....... ;;D

Title: Re: Typical guy (not ch)
Post by Sean_C on Jan 24^th, 2004, 9:25pm

;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D

So true.............. [smiley=thumb.gif]

Keepem comin' Ree

Sean [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Typical guy (not ch)
Post by don on Jan 24^th, 2004, 10:48pm

Quote:

Well it'd be rude to the other fans, to take your dead wife to the game.......

Well........if you painted her face with the team colors and put a big foam #1 finger on her hand no one would notice.

Title: Re: Typical guy (not ch)
Post by jonny on Jan 24^th, 2004, 11:32pm

on 01/24/04 at 22:48:42, don wrote:

Well........if you painted her face with the team colors and put a big foam #1 finger on her hand no one would notice.

And you could get handicap parking ;;D

Good one, Ree ;;D

...........................jonny

Title: Re: Typical guy (not ch)
Post by AlienSpaceBabe on Jan 25^th, 2004, 1:45am

on 01/24/04 at 21:14:09, brad267 wrote:

Well it'd be rude to the other fans, to take your dead wife to the game....... ;;D

O M G!!!
LMBO

Title: Re: Typical guy (not ch)
Post by don on Jan 25^th, 2004, 4:07pm

Wouldn't have to listen to ridiculous questions either.

Did they score a goal?

Can they get a hat trick?

Which inning is this?

Why does the tall guy keep putting his hands in the short guys crotch and start yelling at him? Can't he just ask him nicely to hike him the puck?

Title: Re: Typical guy (not ch)
Post by Cerberus on Jan 25^th, 2004, 7:35pm

::) (whistling) ::)

Ramon

Title: Re: Typical guy (not ch)
Post by 5-string on Jan 25^th, 2004, 10:50pm

Maybe after awhile he'd forget she was dead and he'd think he had gone deaf.
..Mark..

Title: Re: Typical guy (not ch)
Post by cakelady on Jan 26^th, 2004, 1:20pm

I can just see it...

"superbowl at Bernie's"

Cakes

Title: Re: Typical guy (not ch)
Post by don on Jan 26^th, 2004, 5:54pm

Could always use her for a wind screen at the tail gate party.

Gotta keep the grill going ya know.

MORE SAUSAGES!

Title: Re: Typical guy (not ch)
Post by Cerberus on Jan 26^th, 2004, 6:02pm

Save a bundle on Funeral expenses too, Just leave her in her seat when the game is over (remove her I.D. first) and let the stadium staff deal with the rest ;;D
Be sure to get yer foam finger back, them ain't cheap ya know. ;;D ;;D

Ramon

Title: Re: Typical guy (not ch)
Post by thomas on Jan 26^th, 2004, 6:22pm

You're a sick,sick man Ramon. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Typical guy (not ch)
Post by don on Jan 26^th, 2004, 6:47pm

Guess she wouldn't be much help with startin a wave.

Title: Re: Typical guy (not ch)
Post by Cerberus on Jan 26^th, 2004, 8:28pm

And Just when I thought this thread couldn't possibly get any lower.................Don Kicks me to the curb.

Thomas, I would still take Woobie to the superbowl if she were to "kick off"..........LMAO!

Ramon

Title: Re: Typical guy (not ch)
Post by brad267 on Jan 26^th, 2004, 9:36pm

Ramon, you'd take her home too!

LOL,
Brad

Title: Re: Typical guy (not ch)
Post by Ree on Jan 26^th, 2004, 10:04pm

Typical typical typical....you guys just proved my point....but I stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilll love ya.... your sister in sports Ree

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Typical guy (not ch)
Post by ClusterChuck on Jan 26^th, 2004, 10:13pm

The more I read of this thread, the more advantages I can see ....

Hmmmmmm ......

Thinking here ........

Chuck

Title: Re: Typical guy (not ch)
Post by don on Jan 26^th, 2004, 10:58pm

If she was tall you could stick her arms up and use her as a goal post.