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(Message started by: Tiannia on Jan 23^rd, 2004, 3:03pm)

Title: Jokes for Women (No bitching from men...)
Post by Tiannia on Jan 23^rd, 2004, 3:03pm

OK I know that guys are gonna read this but still... I needed to put this up.. I needed a laugh today. Have fun.

Tia

Marriage (Part I)
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the
wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want,
if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from
you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I
won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and
card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a
hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride
said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex
here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."
( SHE'S GOOD!)

Marriage (Part II)
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding
anniversary!
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that
reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.' "Yeah?" she replies. "When
you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Husband
Stiff At Last.'
(HE ASKED FOR IT!)

Marriage (Part III)
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast
table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed
either," and storms out of the house. After sometime he realizes he was
nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the
phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "what took you
so long to answer the phone?" She says, "I was in bed." "In bed this
early, doing what?" "Getting a second opinion!"
(YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING, TOO!)

Marriage (Part IV)
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so
proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife," Mother of Six" in
spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides
that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to
leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home
'Mother of six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of
discretion shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."
(RIGHT ON, LADY!)

God may have created man before woman but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

Title: Re: Jokes for Women (No bitching from men...)
Post by 357Mag on Jan 23^rd, 2004, 3:25pm

ROTFLMAO:

Thanks Tia, I need a hearty laugh today.

Peace,
357Mag

Title: Re: Jokes for Women (No bitching from men...)
Post by KingOfPain on Jan 23^rd, 2004, 4:05pm

LMAO!!!

[smiley=crackup.gif]

[smiley=laugh.gif]

:-X

Title: Re: Jokes for Women (No bitching from men...)
Post by Cerberus on Jan 23^rd, 2004, 5:28pm

That WAS really amusing........... :D

Ramon

Title: Re: Jokes for Women (No bitching from men...)
Post by Ree on Jan 23^rd, 2004, 9:18pm

baaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

and its alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll very realistic...hehe ree

Title: Re: Jokes for Women (No bitching from men...)
Post by ckelly181 on Jan 23^rd, 2004, 9:30pm

BOO-YA!!!!

Excellent. Almost makes up for the "moving nipple."

Hee hee...

Chris

Title: Re: Jokes for Women (No bitching from men...)
Post by thomas on Jan 26^th, 2004, 5:56pm

LMAO [smiley=laugh.gif]