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(Message started by: Big_Dan on Jan 13th, 2004, 2:38pm)

Title: Bail a brother out?....
Post by Big_Dan on Jan 13th, 2004, 2:38pm
... seems that in all my absence from home due to work, I was scheduled for jury duty today.

Deputy Stickinass left a friendly reminder on my voicemail....

... oh the conversation about to be had...

[smiley=deal2.gif] <--- Tomorrows breakfast... delivered fast and fresh...



-Big Slammer

Title: Re: Bail a brother out?....
Post by thomas on Jan 13th, 2004, 2:39pm
I'll bring the pick-up, chains, and files.  Plus some hookers to keep ol' sheriff Billy-Bob busy while we bust your ass out of the slammer, cuz.... :)

Title: Re: Bail a brother out?....
Post by TxBasslady on Jan 13th, 2004, 2:45pm
LMFAO

I sure hope Deputy Billy Bob brings Jim Bob and Bubba with him....... :o

It'll take that to restrain our Big D      [smiley=laugh.gif]

Jean

Title: Re: Bail a brother out?....
Post by ClusterChuck on Jan 13th, 2004, 2:54pm

on 01/13/04 at 14:45:03, TxBasslady wrote:
I sure hope Deputy Billy Bob brings Jim Bob and Bubba with him


Of course Jim Bob and Bubba will be there!  They are to be Big Cute Butt's new roomies/lovers!!!

Glad it's not me!!!  Bubba is BIG!!!

Chuck

Title: Re: Bail a brother out?....
Post by Woobie on Jan 13th, 2004, 2:56pm
DONT DROP THE SOAP!

Title: Re: Bail a brother out?....
Post by JDH on Jan 13th, 2004, 3:01pm
What brand of smokes do you need Dan?
I hear they can be used like money in the joint.

Jim


Title: Re: Bail a brother out?....
Post by TxBasslady on Jan 13th, 2004, 3:05pm
Yeah.......Big D

Need your SPN #.............I will deposit some $$ in your INMATE TRUST FUND.............

LMFAO

Jean

Title: Re: Bail a brother out?....
Post by Big_Dan on Jan 13th, 2004, 3:13pm
... oh I get it....


So we're all just lovey-dovey up until the fatboy's ass is on the line...


LMFAO!!! ;;D



-Big Dan

Title: Re: Bail a brother out?....
Post by TxBasslady on Jan 13th, 2004, 3:19pm
 Yep....I can see it now!!!!!!!!!!!!

 BIG D & BUBBA   in the morning             ;;D

 blah ha ha ha ha

 Hey baby, we love your ass!!!

 Who's your buddy.....who's your pal?????????

 Jean

Title: Re: Bail a brother out?....
Post by Woobie on Jan 13th, 2004, 3:24pm

on 01/13/04 at 15:13:01, Big_Dan wrote:
... oh I get it....
So we're all just lovey-dovey up until the fatboy's ass is on the line...
-Big Dan



Well,  ya shoulda said goodbye then!    [smiley=crackup.gif]

LMMFAO!!! ;;D :-*

I can't stop laughing... Mast was RIGHT.. i can HEAR you say that!  

Check yer PMs ............   [smiley=lick.gif]


Title: Re: Bail a brother out?....
Post by don on Jan 13th, 2004, 3:33pm

Quote:
What brand of smokes do you need Dan?  
I hear they can be used like money in the joint.


Nope. No more smokes allowed in the hooskow. 2nd hand smoke was bothering Fester the Molester and he filed federal suit. Looks like you'll have to give up something else there Dan !

Title: Re: Bail a brother out?....
Post by KingOfPain on Jan 13th, 2004, 3:36pm
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;;D

Title: Re: Bail a brother out?....
Post by TxBasslady on Jan 13th, 2004, 3:50pm
LMAO.........KOP           [smiley=crackup.gif]


Jean


Title: Re: Bail a brother out?....
Post by JDH on Jan 13th, 2004, 3:53pm

on 01/13/04 at 15:33:14, don wrote:
Looks like you'll have to give up something else there Dan !


looks like you're on your own big guy...can't help you.

Jim



Title: Re: Bail a brother out?....
Post by Leesa on Jan 13th, 2004, 5:15pm
LMAO  [smiley=laugh.gif] is all I can do right now!!

Title: Re: Bail a brother out?....
Post by River_Rat on Jan 13th, 2004, 5:20pm
Say hi to my brother!

good luck man

NORM

Title: Re: Bail a brother out?....
Post by Kirk on Jan 13th, 2004, 8:48pm
Wellllll atleast he doesn't have to give up Bubba. Hopefully that will keep his mind off smokes. [smiley=inlove.gif]

TTFN [smiley=smokin.gif]

Title: Re: Bail a brother out?....
Post by Kevin_M on Jan 13th, 2004, 8:53pm
Hard one to joke about bud.  Hang in.  Was there.  One of the reasons I thought twice about getting that tatoo that said, FUN 'TIL IT'S DONE.  You're a step ahead of that one.
Kevin M

Title: Re: Bail a brother out?....
Post by don on Jan 13th, 2004, 9:14pm
Gives a whole new meaning to "Spread em!"

Title: Re: Bail a brother out?....
Post by Little Deb on Jan 13th, 2004, 9:40pm
So....does that mean you won't be coming to the Raleigh get together??????? [smiley=huh.gif] [smiley=huh.gif]


just say no.....little deb

Title: Re: Bail a brother out?....
Post by TxBasslady on Jan 13th, 2004, 10:08pm
LMAO    Kirk

Yep, I think "Bubba" will keep Big D entertained....   [smiley=huh.gif]

Big D says he can't run........I betcha 20 that he can! LOL

"Life is good"...........sayeth the fast runners         ;)

Jean


Title: Re: Bail a brother out?....
Post by cootie on Jan 13th, 2004, 10:49pm
Be sum big guy's bitch (well....bigger guy) so you get protection and frills......mite as well make yer stay a pleasant one Pam  ;;D

Title: Re: Bail a brother out?....
Post by echo on Jan 14th, 2004, 2:04pm

on 01/13/04 at 15:13:01, Big_Dan wrote:
... oh I get it....


So we're all just lovey-dovey up until the fatboy's ass is on the line...


LMFAO!!! ;;D



-Big Dan


Just remind your cell mates that "It is a one way device".  That should help you out for a little while.

Title: Re: Bail a brother out?....
Post by Kirk on Jan 14th, 2004, 2:32pm
Hey ya Jean:

I got $10 that says. 10 FT. What you in for?

TTFN

Title: Re: Bail a brother out?....
Post by Paigelle on Jan 14th, 2004, 2:33pm

on 01/14/04 at 14:32:11, Kirk wrote:
Hey ya Jean:

I got $10 that says. 10 FT. What you in for?

TTFN


Kirk, where have you been?  I haven't seen you in a week!

Title: Re: Bail a brother out?....
Post by TomM on Jan 14th, 2004, 3:57pm

on 01/13/04 at 14:56:42, Woobie wrote:
DONT DROP THE SOAP!
Soap on a rope, baby. Soap on a  rope.

Title: Re: Bail a brother out?....
Post by echo on Jan 15th, 2004, 12:26pm
Just thought of what BIG DAN stands from

Big
Incarcerated
Guy

Dodging
Anal
Navigation.

Title: Re: Bail a brother out?....
Post by Big_Dan on Jan 15th, 2004, 12:28pm
ROTMFFLMMFAO!!!





-Big Speachless

Title: Re: Bail a brother out?....
Post by Woobie on Jan 15th, 2004, 7:04pm

on 01/15/04 at 12:26:41, echo wrote:
Just thought of what BIG DAN stands from

Big
Incarcerated
Guy

Dodging
Anal
Navigation.


LMAO!    Missed you Echo!


Title: Re: Bail a brother out?....
Post by BlueMeanie on Jan 15th, 2004, 9:30pm
Hey Big D.

I'll help you "OUT".

Post the jail address. I'll send you a hacksaw.    :D

Title: Re: Bail a brother out?....
Post by Not4Hire on Jan 15th, 2004, 10:07pm
hey Big Sphincter!

...kinda gives a new spin on the term: POKEY....

(i've bailed out out worse guys than you.....) ;)

Title: Re: Bail a brother out?....
Post by JDH on Jan 15th, 2004, 10:13pm
Hey dude you should've gotten some titty's tattooed on your back last weekend...you'd prolly be the most popular guy in the place  ;;D

Jim

Title: Re: Bail a brother out?....
Post by Gofishgriff on Jan 16th, 2004, 1:42pm

Quote:
Say hi to my brother!


Hell, say hi to my Mother!

Big d, shirking jury duty... you are a wild man!  ;;D



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