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Title: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by River_Rat on Jan 3rd, 2004, 3:45pm
Is there any good stories about New Years Eve,

I stayed up with some close friends until about 5:30am drinking as much as we could, spent the last few hour in the Hot Tub drinking Miller Lite and shots of Crown, woke about 11:40am and felt pretty bad, watched the Hawks do some stomping as I dosed in and outta sleep.

We had a guy over that threw up and layed in it and passed out (that was pretty cool) but we wanted him to piss his pants to but he didn't (we had bets going on) we did get some great pics of him in all sorts of poses LMMFAO

LEE

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by jonny on Jan 3rd, 2004, 3:53pm
Hangover?.....Whats that?

Try super B-complex at the start of drinking ;;D

............................jonny

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by KingOfPain on Jan 3rd, 2004, 4:07pm
Nope.

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by thomas on Jan 3rd, 2004, 4:14pm
Uhhhhhhhh......yeah, I was hung over.....probably will be tomorrow also [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by KingOfPain on Jan 3rd, 2004, 4:29pm

on 01/03/04 at 15:45:35, River_Rat wrote:
we wanted him to piss his pants to but he didn't (we had bets going on)



Should have tried the old "warm water in a bowl, put his hand in it" routine...works like a charm.


Modified:  Damn...just gave away the practical joke for the next Convention.......sheesh.   ;;D

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Hirvimaki on Jan 5th, 2004, 3:17pm
Is this thread meant to be an enticement to tell-all?

Should I give a ribald and vulgar account of my revelries on New Year's Eve? What are the possible consequences of such an undertaking? What if everyone here in Clusterville thinks of me as a sweet and innocent child? Will I be spurned, eschewed, rejected if everyone learns that, far from the innocent they think I am, I am really a pervert?  Perhaps they already know I am a miscreant and a freak. Yet the floccinaucinihilipilification of my parsilogical post has left me gun-shy. (And no, that is not a furtive reference to another thread running on this board.) I'll just give them a sanitized version. An adulterated, PC adaptation.

We went out.  We met people.  We had fun.

No, too pithy and unimaginative.  Let's try this again?

It was early.  Although the sun had long ago left the sky and the shade of night stretched out from the mountains like creeping tendrils searching for prey, the hour was just past seven o'clock when we walked into the restaurant in search of our friends.  The air outside was bitter cold and the warmth and noise of the restaurant was inviting.  I glanced at my wife and wondered how she did not freeze in her miniskirt and small top.  I had teased her as we were leaving the house that not even Paris Hilton would wear a skirt that short, but she shrugged it off, knowing full well that she looked stunning.

Through the clamor of the diner patrons I heard my name and turned toward the bar.  Jason was standing up and waving his arms in the air.  I nodded at him and my wife and I headed in his direction.  I shook Jason's hand and we exchanged affable greetings.  His wife, Sara, sat at the small bar table nursing a Corona.  She smiled sweetly and winked.  I noticed that she was wearing a short skirt very similar to my wife's.  They had probably bought them at the same time.  I helped my wife into a chair next to Sara and then sat down to contemplate what a non-drinker orders on New Year's Eve.  Before I had time to make any decision we were summoned to our dinner table.

This was to be our pre-celebratory feast.  We intended on arriving at the new club before nine o'clock to insure we did not have to wait in a long line in the cold desert-mountain air.  We had not anticipated the efficiency of the wait-staff in getting us a table, fully expecting to wait half an hour or 45 minutes for a table.  We ordered by seven thirty.

With so much time to spare we ate a leisurely meal and the girls consumed a great quantity of alcohol.  Their laughing and talking and giggling rose in degree equal to each beverage imbibed and their flirty, coquettishness became almost brash.  As Sara ran her stockinged foot along my leg under the table I smiled at the thought of the reputation we had as "swingers" among our other friends.  It was easy to understand.  At times it could be hard to determine whose wife belonged to whom and it was generally assumed that we all enjoyed an "open" relationship.  Syndyasmia, I mused.  Tonight would be a wonderful evening.

Oh my!  Reads like a highbrow romance novel.  I think that for considerations of propriety and good taste I shall abandon this track as well...

Well, I tired.  

It was a fun New Year's Eve filled with sin, vice, sex and hedonistic pursuits.  I've got pictures, but would not want to sully this corner of the internet with my personal smut! ;)

Hirvimaki

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by echo on Jan 5th, 2004, 3:23pm
No hangover, but I sneezed and blew snot all over my shirt.  Does that count?

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Paigelle on Jan 5th, 2004, 3:25pm
Okay, first of all, women can tolerate any type of weather for fashion.  That is why my feet are numb and will be forever.  I am a firm believer in extremely beautiful shoes, no matter how much pain.  Of course the pain has subsided over the years, due to the nerve damage from the high heels and pointy toes.  So, no problem wearing a mini in the severe cold.  If we know we look good, we just don't care.  

Yes, you should write a novel.  Your descriptions were so wonderful, I could almost hear the sounds of the restaurant.

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Melissa on Jan 5th, 2004, 3:26pm

on 01/05/04 at 15:23:36, echo wrote:
No hangover, but I sneezed and blew snot all over my shirt.  Does that count?


rotflmao [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Paigelle on Jan 5th, 2004, 3:27pm

on 01/05/04 at 15:23:36, echo wrote:
No hangover, but I sneezed and blew snot all over my shirt.  Does that count?



lmao!  Holy shit!  

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Tiannia on Jan 5th, 2004, 3:58pm

on 01/05/04 at 15:17:23, Hirvimaki wrote:
I've got pictures, but would not want to sully this corner of the internet with my personal smut! ;)

Hirvimaki


Hirv - Didnt you say that you were married to a model? I am sure that lots of guys here would pay for you to post those pic.  :o

Tia

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by echo on Jan 5th, 2004, 4:14pm

on 01/05/04 at 15:25:39, Paigelle wrote:
high heels and pointy toes.  So, no problem wearing a mini in the severe cold.


High heels, mini, headlights on high due to cold.  ;;D I'll have a hard time thinking about anything else for an hour or so.

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Tiannia on Jan 5th, 2004, 4:20pm
yep, back in college I was always in jeans and a tee-shirt and the first night I put in a mini and heels to hit the bar I thought the guys in the dorm where gonna die. hehe  That was fun.  But 10 years later,  I think I'd kill myself in a pair of heels.  [smiley=yikes.gif]

Tia

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Hirvimaki on Jan 5th, 2004, 4:29pm
Tia,

Yes, a model.  An underwear model at that.  We all have crosses to bear, that just happens to be one of mine! :)  

I may be cursed with CH, but I am blessed with being lucky.


Quote:
High heels, mini, headlights on high due to cold.


I can assure you, it was very, very cold...  Who knows..? maybe I'll post a photo or two of my wife and Sara together...

Hirvimaki

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Little Deb on Jan 5th, 2004, 6:10pm
I went to bed about 9 p.m. with the kids.

the end.....little deb :P

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by cootie on Jan 5th, 2004, 8:34pm
The multi-color'd party lights in the dim lit party room refelcted rainbow shadows off my Harley shirt......my belly ring rhinestones sparkled from the bottom of my short shirt. My silver buckles on my biker boots gave note to bein of expensive nature. My jeans said Levi's on the pocket....it was a grand nite with my cold sweaty Millers lite in one hand and Winston light in the other.....I blew smoke rings at the guys.......and winked. No sex......no excitement other then the burping and farting of my bestest freinds as they gulped away there beers waiting for the new year to begin laughing with me and telling stories of past times together. A good time was had by all.......full moon's came out at midnight.....my eyes burned with joy. My sexy husband was beside me.......head down on the bar as he snored the new year in......what's this.....he fell asleep early.....he blamed it on the antibiotics....what can I say....he's been sick ! Pam that's notta model and rarely wears underwear

Hangover ? Briefly......only lasted a day or two........Brad didn't have one cuz he got to sleep early via the bar....

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by jonny on Jan 5th, 2004, 8:48pm
I think you look mighty fine in  those shorts  on my website, Pam

And you dont need no undies to do it!!!! ;;D

................................jonny

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by cootie on Jan 5th, 2004, 9:49pm
don't wanna cover up them tatt's now do we jonny ? Pam that has been known to own alot of thongs

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by catlind on Jan 5th, 2004, 10:09pm
Hmmm good stories about new years eve....

Well it wasn't good, but it sure as hell was a story.

Lets see, around 3 pm hubby insisted I go to the ER re chest pains (damn elephant sitting on my chest) for the past 2 days.  Got there, they did their ekg thing, said borderline ischemia, did another, said "that can't be right", did another, nurse disappeared to the doctor, doctor came in and said I'm admitting you to the ICU.  I proceeded to argue that ICU was not necessary, neither was being admitted.  At which time the cardiac monitors conveniently sent their alarms wailing with ST1 Erratica.  Fate was signed sealed and delivered.  IV and the vampire crew appeared, stuck me in multiple places before they finally struck oil .... dark red oil... then proceeded to burst a few veins in my hands.  Ah well, that finally over, they discovered my alarms going off again, (damn bells) and lo and behold my blood pressure wouldn't stay within a range for a living person.  Pesky thing that ... something about 72/36 being way too low.  Off to ICU I go, morphine pumping like I was a cancer patient.  

Got settled into my special glass bubble room with a curtain around the potty and hubby sent out for take out food, old turkey sandwich, cranberry juice and chocolate pudding.  Wonderful New Years Eve meal, for my 3 year old, since he ate most of it!  The indignity of it all.  Damnable alarms started screaming again so they sent hubby off home and left me with more morphine.  

Around midnight as I said Happy New Year to my curtain and alarms, they shut themselves off for the night.  Nothing exciting to happen again there.  Of course my blood pressure didn't get with the program and refused to go above 80's/50's.  Something about that not being good, not sure why, I was still alive and kicking, although dopier than snow white's dopey.  

Ahh then the hang over.  As the headache comes with a vengeance, and all I wanna do is bang my head on the curtained 'walls' but can't move cause everytime I do I am puking something terrible, hubby says she needs imitrex.  The good doc says sure we can do that, do we have that here?  Nurse says No we don't carry it in the hospital.  UGH.  Doc tells hubby to go home to Mom's and get some.  Returns with the good stuff, I draw the syringe and nurse injects, head settles to a dull roar that motrin will handle but only after I eat.  They bring food, or something they call food that the smell sends me wretching again, so no motrin for me.  Such is life.

Doc comes back and says you have to stay another night, I don't like the looks of your blood pressure.  Nope, not gonna, he says yup yer gonna, I roll over and go back to sleep.  Awaking around 4 pm I decide I'm going home dammit!  Call hubby, "come spring me from this joint! It's your fault I'm here!" He promptly drives to the hospital as I inform the nurses I'm busting out.  They call the doc who says ok let her go but tell her I'm sending all the info to her doctor in Nebraska and she can't leave til we have all the info, addresses, phone numbers and names.  Damn, caught again.

Off home we go, I fall into a drugged stupor and awake at 7 a.m. on the 2nd to load our mini van full of stuff that didn't fit.  Off to the hardware store to buy a car topper which must be assembled in the parking lot because there's no room in said mini van to bring it back to mothers house.  Back at mothers we load stuff into topper, make quick trip to hospital (in cognito) to say good bye to grandmother who is still in from her heart attack on Mon the 29th and then we head off to Omaha.

Then the real nightmare started.

So yes, I'd say I have one hell of a fucking hangover from new years.  And I resolve to NEVER go through that shit again!

On the bright side, I got perfume, a keyboard, a game, and lots of other trinkets and bobbles for Christmas.

Merry New Year and Happy Holidays, and may each and everyone of you have already suffered the worst of your 2004, I know I have ... it can only get better from here!

Cat

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Linda_Howell on Jan 6th, 2004, 12:57am


I was gonna tell my New Years story, but after reading Cat's, I think I'll let it go at....nope.  No hangover.

No way could I top her story anyways.  

Linda

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by cootie on Jan 6th, 2004, 1:09am
Yup......cat put a whole new meaning into 'party till ya peuk and peuk and roll in it' !!! Hope yer feelin lots better now cat. Pam that didn't peuk on my party

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Turts on Jan 6th, 2004, 2:01am
I had a headache?!?!?

Not sure if it was alcohol induced!?!

New years eve?

Drinks, fireworks, kissing strangers at midnight


sounds like any other weekend.


Turts

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by BobG on Jan 6th, 2004, 4:56am
As some of you may know I live in a little southern Nevada village called Vegas. Here we have what is called the Las Vegas Strip. Maybe you've heard of it. Every year there is a New Year's celebration on the "Strip" Not a big celebration, only about 287,000 showed up this year. Drunkenness, carousing, and being arrested for nudity are the main objectives of the night. Where do you think I was?

At home on the couch with the f*uckin' flu.  >:(

But I'm much better now.  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Hirvimaki on Jan 6th, 2004, 1:08pm
For those of you that wanted me to post more on my New Year's Eve, here ya go.  For those that don't care, just skip the read...

When we finally asked for the check, an hour and a half had elapsed.  I felt a little sleepy after such a large meal, but the evening was just beginning and the giggling wives looked in no mood to do anything but celebrate.  As we readied ourselves to go, I noticed that Jason did not look very well.  I asked him if he was feeling well and he answered that something was not quite sitting well from dinner, but that he thought he would be OK for the evening.  I helped my wife into her little half-coat - an impractical but chic leather coat with no purpose but to look expensive - and we all headed toward the door.

The evening had deepened while we were inside the restaurant and the chill had increased into a biting cold.  I felt the sharp teeth of the night's breath across my face.  I put my arm around my wife and pulled her in close as we walked toward the cars.  Despite the fact that we all usually drive together, tonight we were in separate vehicles.  It was more a matter of circumstance than planning, but no one felt inclined to go to either of our homes to drop off one of the cars.  I helped my wife into our Jeep - no small feat getting a woman in a miniskirt into a lifted Wrangler with 33-inch tires - enjoying the immodest display such an act produces.  We followed Jason and Sara out of the parking lot and out onto the road for our journey across the river.

Traffic was light and we made good time to the east side of town.  The parking lot of the new club was already quite full and we had to park a fair distance from the entrance.  We left our coats in the cars and the short walk through the parking lot had us all shivering.  The club - really an agglomeration of four clubs under one roof - was the newest in town.  We made our way through the small warren of velvet ropes and presented our IDs to the bouncer.  In the queue next to us a young girl dressed as an angel complete with halo and feathery wings was arguing with another bouncer.  He was apparently unconvinced that her ID was genuine.  Despite her indecorous attire, her skirt was shorter than my wife's and left a full two inches of her very well rounded bottom uncovered, and the voluptuousness of her curves, it was apparent that she was very young.  We left the argument behind as we entered the foyer.

more...

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Hirvimaki on Jan 6th, 2004, 1:13pm
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Sara and my wife rushed into the club in search of alcohol.  I hung back with Jason.  He did not look well at all.  We started a tour of the club and kept an eye out for our errant wives.  The club wrapped around itself, each separate room flowing into the next, giving an impression that it was larger than it actually was.  We walked through Alley Cats, the karaoke bar, and paused briefly to watch a girl give a creative rendition of "I Will Survive".  The patrons at the tables hooted and clapped as she did her best Gloria Ganor.  

Alley Cats led into Denim and Diamonds, the county bar.  The dance floor, the oval, hardwood type common in country bars, was almost empty, but people crowded around the tables surrounding the floor and were grouped together at the bar and around the pool tables.  New Year's Eve seemed to have brought out the playfulness in people.  The outfits were more daring and revealing and fanciful than one typically sees at the usual night out at the club.  The waitress approached us as we scanned the swarm of people.  She was a tiny thing, dressed in black fishnet stockings and half shorts and a halter top which barely held in her impressive chest.  "You guys doing OK?" she asked in a little girl voice.  I glanced at Jason.  It was apparent that he was far from OK.  "We're fine, thanks," I said.  She gave a coquettish smile and wandered away, the slight wobble in her walk from her high heels adding to her little-girl sexiness.

With no sign of our wives in Denim and Diamonds we moved on.  As we headed for South Beach, the hip-hop/pop club, I spotted the angel-girl.  She had apparently convinced the bouncer to let her in.  She skipped by, her lips painted a frosty pink and her bosom bouncing under her angel-grab as she passed us in her delighted hop.  She collided with a group of girls and they began the gleeful cackle of reunited friends.  Ah, to be young and stupid, thought I.

We paused at the entrance to South Beach, scanning the swarm of dancers for any sign of our wives.  There was no need.  Up in the dancing cage, elevated four feet above the dance floor, our wives danced together, holding on to drinks and laughing.  Jason and I plowed our way through the crowd, working our way toward the cage.  We stood and watched them dance for the rest of the song before I finally caught my wife's attention and she and Sara climbed out, much to the dismay of the group of men who had gathered around them like moths around a flame.

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Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Hirvimaki on Jan 6th, 2004, 1:48pm
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"Dance with me," slurred my lovely wife.  "I missed you."  Her ridiculously blue eyes sparkled and she gave me a salacious smile.  She leaned into me and drunkenly whispered, "We got lots of admirers when we were up there, you know?"  I looked up at the three girls now dancing in the cage.  A lot like looking up the dresses of little girls playing on the monkey-bars in the playground, I mused.  My wife began to dance around in circles, twirling her skirt and putting her hands through her blonde hair.  "I love this song!" she shouted.  I had no clue what song it was, but the beat was catchy and I was dancing with a beautiful girl.  

After a few songs I realised that Sara and Jason were not on the dance floor.  "Do you need another drink?" I queried as my wife again pirouetted to something which sounded a lot like Madison Avenue.  "I'll come with you," she answered back, "but not 'till after this song, K?"  I nodded my assent and we worked our way back into the center of the dance floor.  It was impossible not to bump and rub against all the people on the floor as everyone bounced around to the music.  I have always counted myself lucky that I am a guy who actually enjoys dancing; the majority of people out dancing were women.  Heaven if you are into frottage.

The music finally transitioned from one song to another, the heavy, thumping beat not seeming to change.  There was still no sign of Jason or Sara so we pushed our way through the dance floor toward the exit.  I noticed that angel-girl was now dancing in the cage.  Another group of male admirers had assembled to watch the young thing flash the world.  As we passed by I looked up at her and she gave me a scandalous smile.  She was lifting her too-short skirt and I could see "Little Devil" written on the front of her underwear.  "I bet," I said to myself.

The bars in South Beach, Denim and Diamonds and Bell Bottoms, the 70's-era club, were packed so we made our way into Alley Cats.  The line was more reasonable and we took our place in queue.  We were a few patrons away from the bar when suddenly Sara reappeared.  She had a pouty look on her face and she did not seem too happy.  "Can you guys take me home?" she asked us.  "Where's Jason?" I asked back.  She motioned toward the entrance of the club and said, "He went home.  He said he wasn't feeling well and so we went out front to get some air.  He started puking into the garbage can out there."  She frowned.  "So he left.  I offered to go, but he did not want me to miss the party."

My wife grabbed Sara's hand and gave her a hug.  "Of course we can take ya home, silly!  He gonna be OK?"  Sara frowned again.  "Yes, he'll be OK.  He still has a bit of that flu thing that's been going around.  I thought he was all better, but apparently not.  I'm glad I can stay.  But I'm bummed I won't have anyone to kiss at midnight."

My wife laughed and hugged Sara again.  "Yah you will," she said.

More when I have time to write it and if you want to read it...

Hirvimaki

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Paigelle on Jan 6th, 2004, 1:49pm

on 01/06/04 at 13:08:56, Hirvimaki wrote:
For those of you that wanted me to post more on my New Year's Eve, here ya go.  For those that don't care, just skip the read...

When we finally asked for the check, an hour and a half had elapsed.  I felt a little sleepy after such a large meal, but the evening was just beginning and the giggling wives looked in no mood to do anything but celebrate.  As we readied ourselves to go, I noticed that Jason did not look very well.  I asked him if he was feeling well and he answered that something was not quite sitting well from dinner, but that he thought he would be OK for the evening.  I helped my wife into her little half-coat - an impractical but chic leather coat with no purpose but to look expensive - and we all headed toward the door.

more...


See it all goes back to suffering in the name of fashion.  Always wear great looking shoes (no matter how much pain you may cause), clothes that fit perfectly (clothes that don't fit right, even if expensive are horrible) and a a sexy coat (even if it doesn't keep you warm).  Remember it is not about being warm, it is about appearance and appearance alone.

BTW, what did you all eat for dinner?

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Tiannia on Jan 6th, 2004, 5:25pm
OK now you are doing to have to post pics, you got me interested.  [smiley=cool2.gif]

I love your writting.  

Tiannia

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by thomas on Jan 6th, 2004, 6:58pm
Yeah, we want more......Great job kid.  You are most talented.

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Donna_D. on Jan 7th, 2004, 5:36pm
PB,

Some of us are living vicariously via your "frottage".

Please do continue!

Donna D   ;)

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Hirvimaki on Jan 7th, 2004, 6:33pm
Donna,

I guess a BUMP is almost as good as a GRIND.

I'll try to satiate your lust, er, hunger for more...  Maybe tonight I'll have time to write a bit more.  

Hirvimaki

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Peppermint on Jan 7th, 2004, 9:22pm

on 01/07/04 at 18:33:36, Hirvimaki wrote:
Donna,

I guess a BUMP is almost as good as a GRIND.

Hirvimaki


Well is it or isn't it???  Crap.  I thought a frotteur would know for sure.

Fric

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Hirvimaki on Jan 8th, 2004, 11:58am
Fric,

It all depends on who is doing the BUMPing and the GRINDing. ;)

Hirivmaki

OK, more of my night...

It was at last our turn at the bar and Sara and my wife ordered flavoured malt drinks.  The bartender, another club employee taking full advantage of the whimsical tone of New Year's Eve and dressed in a revealing, diaphanous black shirt and tight low-rise jeans, asked me what I would like.  I held up my fluorescent-green "I'm the Designated Driver" sticker they had given to me at the entrance.  "Just a coke, please," I said and smiled demurely at her.  She smiled back as she filled a glass with ice.  "Too bad," she said as she handed me my coke.  She nodded her head toward Sara and my wife who were standing to one side.  "Looks like you might need a drink."  She winked.

"I wanna check out Bell Bottoms," said Sara.  "Fine by me," I said as we walked out of Alley Cats.  We left the sounds of someone destroying Sweet Home Alabama behind us and walked into Bell Bottoms.  It was a strange sensation walking from one room to the next as the music from each room blend for a moment as the threshold was crossed.   The dance floor was almost as crowded as it had been in South Beach, and the two dance cages were occupied by women in various stages of inebriation.  As we worked our way toward the dance floor a girl in a lime dress up in one of the cages caught my eye, for no other reason than the abject hideousness of the dress.  She was obviously drunk and had a distant, almost vacant look in her eyes as she pushed herself up against the bars of the cage, her gyrations not quite in-time with the beat of the music.  I was reminded of the words of a song: If I had a million dollars, I?d buy you a green dress, but not a real green dress, that?s cruel.  

"Did you wanna go up in the cage?" Sara asked my wife.  "Not in here," she replied, rolling her eyes at the group of girls in the cage nearest to us.  Sara giggled.  "If you're going to flash your panties, you should at least wear a cute pair," she said.  I looked back over at the girl in the green dress.  She was pulling herself up and down, her legs on either side of one of the bars, apparently in mock-imitation of a stripper.  It was disturbing.  A least she is wearing underwear, I thought.  Thank goodness for small things.

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Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Hirvimaki on Jan 8th, 2004, 12:03pm
...

A balding, middle-aged man dressed in dark slacks and a white collar-shirt half unbuttoned climbed up into the cage with green-dress and her friends.  He began to hump up against green-dress, much to her apparent delight.  It was like a train wreck, horribly disquieting yet fascinating.   I wondered if these two would wake the next morning with their first regret of 2004.  I tore myself away from the spectacle and looked at my wife and Sara.  Yummy, I thought.  They were both beautiful.  I left green-dress and her new boyfriend to their own devices and started to dance with the girls.

The general atmosphere in Bell Bottoms was dissimilar to South Beach, the crowd a little older and, with the exception of the drunken, lewd display up in the cage, more sedate.  But the music was fun and lively.  The DJ, a rotund man dressed in a mass-produced polyester pimp costume available during Hallowe'en from the chain costume shops, jiggled his hefty frame around his little booth, apparently enjoying the song.  Because of the closeness of people on the dance floor we were jostled around and moved whenever a more open spaced appeared.  Sara pointed toward the cage in which green-dress was dancing and leaned into to say, "Looks like someone's in trouble."  I could smell her perfume and the scent of vodka and Smirnoff Ice on her breath.  I glanced over just in time to see a large bouncer pull the man in the white shirt from the cage.  The bouncer left green-dress unmolested.  Apparently the cages were for women only.

We danced for a few more songs and then the girls announced that they had to go to bathroom.  The only bathrooms we had seen were in Denim and Diamonds, so we worked our way off the dance floor and back out into the main hallway that led to the country club.  In Denim and Diamonds they were playing a country ballad and the dance floor was filled with couples slow-dancing.  I spied a table that appeared to be unoccupied and we made for it.  "Don't get lost," I admonished the girls as they walked toward the line that led into the girl's bathroom.  I took a seat at the table and scanned the room.  Denim and Diamonds was certainly more laidback than the other clubs.  Pool tables lined one wall, all of them in use.  All of the other tables and all the chairs at the bar that surrounded the dance floor were taken.  The waitress I had seen earlier in the evening walked up with her tray in hand.  "You doing OK?" she asked.  I held up my designated driver sticker for her inspection and told her that a coke would be wonderful.  "Very noble of you on New Year's Eve," she said.  I smiled.  "I hope you do have someone to drive home," she added.  "I'm sure I'll find someone before the night is over," I said, slightly amused at her sly flirting.  She walked away and I enjoyed the swaying of her petite behind.   I could still see Sara and my wife in the line for the ladies' room; they had moved forward very little.  It was going to be a long wait.

More...

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Hirvimaki on Jan 8th, 2004, 12:11pm
...

The ballad ended and a fast country song began.  A few of the couples shuffled off the dance floor but most remained to two-step and swing.  I enjoyed watching one couple in particular, the man sending his partner twirling and spinning around the floor.  The waitress returned with my coke.  Since drinks for designated drivers are free, I had spent nothing on myself so far and tipped the waitress with a 5 dollar bill.  "Thanks!" she exclaimed.  "You let me know if you need someone to drive home."  I laughed and she turned and sashayed away.

I noticed angel-girl and a gaggle of her friends walk through Denim and Diamonds on their way into South Beach.  I idly wondered if she had been in Alley Cats.  I turned my attention back to the dance floor.  I spotted the swing-dance couple and watched as they expertly spun around the floor in perfect harmony.  I looked over at the queue for the bathroom and could still see Sara and my wife.  

"Excuse me?"

I turned and found myself face-to-face with angel-girl.  "Yes?" said I.  She paused a moment and then asked, "Do you know how to two-step?"  I saw her little group of friends some feet away, trying not to giggle too obviously.  "I do," I replied.  "Um," she said, "could you teach me?"  I was amused.  She did not look very comfortable in the two-step crowd - not that I fit in well with the two step crowd except for my boots.  But I have never turned down a beautiful girl. "Sure," I said, "It would be my pleasure."  I set down my drink and took her hand and led her toward the dance floor.  Her friends moved in on the table and waved at her.  One of them, a slightly plump girl dressed in a black velvet dress and knee-high lace-up boots, made a kissy-face and the group burst into laughter.

"OK," I said, placing her hand on my shoulder and putting mine on her hip, "it is very easy."  I was very conscious of the thin, sheer material of her angel costume under my fingers.  I showed her the basic steps.  She either already knew how to two-step or was very adept at learning, but soon we were gliding across the dance floor.  "Can you show me how to twirl?" she asked as the swing-dance couple spun passed us.  I showed her, amused at the looks she got from the other dancers as her skirt lifted up revealing her entire bottom.  It was a very nice bottom.  The song ended and I steered her back toward the table.  "Oh, just one more song," she pleaded.  I looked toward the line at the bathrooms and could see that the girls were a few people away from the door.  Why not? I thought.

The next song was slower and angel-girl pushed herself closer to me as we two-stepped.  As we passed by the table where I had been sitting I could see her friends talking and laughing among themselves.  The girl in the velvet dress made a funny face at us.  "They're such dorks," angel-girl said.  I laughed.  We moved around the dance floor a few more times and I made certain to give her a vigorous spin as we passed her friends.  The song ended and she gave me a tight hug.  She was not wearing much beside those devil-undies under her angel costume.  We headed back to the table.  "Thank you," she said.  "I did not think it would that much fun."  Her friends giggled again and she gave them an incensed look.  "As I said, my pleasure," I told her.  Her friends moved away from the table and she leaned in for another hug.  As I pulled away she pushed her lips against mine.  "You're really cute," she said.  "Bye!" she called as she retreated to her friends.  I sat down, smiling, and picked up my coke.  Written on the napkin under the glass was "Shelly" and a phone number.  

"A little young, isn't she?"  I turned to see the waitress looking at me.  She was holding her tray against her waist, a crafty smile on her face.  "Are you implying I'm old?" I shot back.  "I meant, a little young to be in a bar, don't you think?"  "True," I murmured, catching a glance of angel-girl and her posse leaving the bar for South Beach.  

More later, when I have time to write...

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Doll on Jan 8th, 2004, 2:16pm
Girls.....Hirv really is cute.  I've seen him face to face.  Actually, when God created him, the word "beautiful" was invented!

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Hirvimaki on Jan 8th, 2004, 3:04pm

on 01/08/04 at 14:16:59, Doll wrote:
...when God created him, the word "beautiful" was invented!


Doll,

Awe...  You're gonna make me blush.  If there weren't all those miles between us I'd spank you for being naughty... :)  Better watch out when you come down for a visit!

Hirvimaki (AKA you-know-who...)

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by cathy on Jan 8th, 2004, 3:47pm
Could someone please pass the Barf bag.... ;;D

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Peppermint on Jan 8th, 2004, 3:47pm

on 01/08/04 at 15:04:27, Hirvimaki wrote:
Doll,

Awe...  You're gonna make me blush.
Hirvimaki (AKA you-know-who...)


Hm.  Blush?  Thought that wasn't possible.  Hm.  
[smiley=clown.gif]

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Hirvimaki on Jan 8th, 2004, 3:51pm

on 01/08/04 at 15:47:48, Peppermint wrote:
Hm.  Blush?  Thought that wasn't possible.  Hm.


It's not. :)

Puck

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Peppermint on Jan 8th, 2004, 4:06pm

on 01/08/04 at 15:51:04, Hirvimaki wrote:
It's not. :)

Puck


Aw man... foiled again!!  [smiley=blush.gif]

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by ClusterChuck on Jan 8th, 2004, 4:11pm

on 01/08/04 at 14:16:59, Doll wrote:
Hirv really is cute.


Yeah, but, does he have a cute ass?

Chuck, the ass man ...

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Doll on Jan 8th, 2004, 5:12pm
Chuck,

I'll let you know after my visit.......

And ah...Cathy.....its more like drooling than barfing.  Trust me.

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by cathy on Jan 8th, 2004, 5:21pm
Doll trust me I know the difference between barfing and drooling and Im barfing!!

Title: ereRe: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Doll on Jan 8th, 2004, 5:32pm
Cathy.  Okay then.  Perhaps, because I know this person on a deeper level, my thinking is on a deeper level.  And let me say, it's not all about the beautiful face.  On the inside, there's a gifted, loving, soul that all of you, are now blessed with.  Please...I pray that doesn't make you barf.

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by pubgirl on Jan 8th, 2004, 5:32pm
I think the British palate must be different to the American one.......

or maybe it's just me


W

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by echo on Jan 8th, 2004, 5:35pm

on 01/08/04 at 17:21:13, cathy wrote:
Doll trust me I know the difference between barfing and drooling and Im barfing!!



It's the size of the chunks - right?

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by cathy on Jan 8th, 2004, 5:38pm
OMG....now I need another bag..I just filled the first one...!!!

Echo...you got it  ;)

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by pubgirl on Jan 8th, 2004, 5:40pm
My diced carrots are joining you

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by echo on Jan 8th, 2004, 5:44pm
The positive side of barfing is you become aware of just how well you chew your food.

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by cathy on Jan 8th, 2004, 5:49pm
Echo....obviously I don't chew too well lol....Doll needs to pray harder  :)

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Hirvimaki on Jan 8th, 2004, 6:08pm
Geez... I guess I'll take the rest of my New Year's Eve elsewhere...

Hirvimaki

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Tiannia on Jan 8th, 2004, 6:11pm

on 01/08/04 at 18:08:56, Hirvimaki wrote:
Geez... I guess I'll take the rest of my New Year's Eve elsewhere...

Hirvimaki


Please dont Hirvi.  They just dont have to read it if they are bothered by it.  Besides,  it is fun to see what you are doing. With a 6 yr old and a 16 month old our night was stick at home watching the 4 alien movies in sequence that I bought Shaun for Christmas. I miss being able to go out clubbing. I liked never having to buy my own drinks. :)

Tiannia

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by jonny on Jan 8th, 2004, 6:12pm

on 01/08/04 at 17:35:43, echo wrote:
It's the size of the chunks - right?


"THIS IS A BEER DOWN WIND PIPE ALERT!!!!!"

ROTFFLMMFYBO!!!! ;;D ;;D ;;D

Dude, your slaying me.....LOL ;;D

......................Choking ;;D

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Doll on Jan 8th, 2004, 6:39pm

on 01/08/04 at 17:49:17, cathy wrote:
Echo....obviously I don't chew too well lol....Doll needs to pray harder  :)


Wow, I'm not sure what to think of that statement, so I won't waste any more of my time even thinking about it.  

And PLEASE Hirv, by all means, finish the story.  

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by jonny on Jan 8th, 2004, 6:41pm
Doll,

Who asked you to come post here?

....................jonny

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by cathy on Jan 8th, 2004, 6:50pm
Doll in case you hadn't noticed this is a site for clusterheads and supporters which are you..? Hirv...please dont.

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Doll on Jan 8th, 2004, 7:27pm

on 01/08/04 at 18:50:15, cathy wrote:
Doll in case you hadn't noticed this is a site for clusterheads and supporters which are you..? Hirv...please dont.


I know exactly what this site is for.  I am a big supporter of CH sufferers.  I've gotten on my knees many times, and prayed for answers, solutions, inventions or a cure to help ease the suffering.  Perhaps supporting Hirv's writing has rubbed some folks the wrong way.  I take it, it's the content that troubles some.  I respect that.

As a supporter, I run out of the right things to say and do for a friend whose going through hell, day in and day out.  It was nice to find out there is a place to lend support, in every aspect.  A place to learn more about the condition.  Just know I'm not here to ruffle feathers.

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by jonny on Jan 8th, 2004, 7:48pm

on 01/08/04 at 19:27:08, Doll wrote:
I know exactly what this site is for.  I am a big supporter of CH sufferers.  I've gotten on my knees many times, and prayed for answers, solutions, inventions or a cure to help ease the suffering.  Perhaps supporting Hirv's writing has rubbed some folks the wrong way.  I take it, it's the content that troubles some.  I respect that.


Prehaps your first post was to tell us how god created your friend and had nothing at all to do with CH or meds or supporting.......Hmmmmmm

Again I ask you....who asked you to post here, Doll?

Your stinking up my kingdom but I will allow you to answer.

.................................jonny

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by jonny on Jan 8th, 2004, 8:19pm
Just so you know Doll I will be going to bed now but I will check the board when I wake, I hope you will be on your knees praying for us cluster sufferers like you say you do.

Does anyone need a pole up their ass to believe this shit after reading this thread?

DUH!!!!!

............................jonny

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by cootie on Jan 8th, 2004, 9:21pm
Ah yeah......I need a pole ta dance on......mine fell over...I barfed on it and it got so slippery I fell and knocked it outa the wall.....what are the odds !! By the way.......Hirv's story is "very" nice.....esp when you can get such vivid pics in yer head of what is goin on minute ta minute.....now that's a GOOD writer. But I hang around with ugly people........where have all the beautiful people gone ? Actually I'm jealous cuz I miss them goin out dancein days every weekend......kinda slowed down when it became illigal to drink and drive. OK....back to the story Pam  

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by jonny on Jan 8th, 2004, 10:42pm
Ill dance with you, Pam.....LOL

............................................King ;;D

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by cootie on Jan 8th, 2004, 11:30pm
Ok but you'll have to take the handcuffs off first Pam  ;)

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by BobG on Jan 9th, 2004, 5:17am

on 01/08/04 at 17:35:43, echo wrote:
It's the size of the chunks - right?


That should be pasted over at  AlienBabe's Hilarious quotes string.

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Hirvimaki on Jan 9th, 2004, 6:46am

on 01/08/04 at 18:41:34, jonny wrote:
Who asked you to come post here?


I did. Thank you for making it clear that this is merely an elitist, bigoted group. I'm so proud to have spent my time in here, spent my time on the newsletter and the brochure, et cetera. You can maltreat me all you want - I surely deserve it and you all know me well enough to get away with it - but to dump all over someone just because they are new and - horror or horrors - a non-CH-sufferer is indefensible. To think I was under the misunderstanding that having CH meant I was in a lot of pain, not that it made me the member of some special club with a secret handshake and a chip to put on my shoulder. The truth is you have no idea what Doll has or has not done as far as being a supporter, yet the natural assumption is be indecorous and unwelcoming just because her posts did not start with "I've been a CH sufferer for 10 years"? That is both telling and sad.

Cathy,

I don't know what set you off. I am not insulted though. How could I be?  I am certain the delicious irony of receiving literary criticism from someone who thinks "Not all those that wander are lost..." is a grammatically sound sentence is lost on you, but it is too rich not to enjoy. (Yes, I realise you do not understand, that's the point.) Please, critic away. Every family of degenerate needs a trained monkey to throw shit.

A good way to gauge the true character of a person is to watch how they treat others. Thanks for opening my eyes.

Hirvimaki

PS: By all means, flame away.

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by pubgirl on Jan 9th, 2004, 6:58am
Do you like Tolkein Hirvimaki?


Wendy

or rather, let me correct myself, since you want to show off your perfect command of English

Hirvimaki, do you like the writings of J.R.R Tolkein?

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Hirvimaki on Jan 9th, 2004, 7:03am
I love Tolkien, which is why I would not misquote a very famous line in an attempt to be clever.  

Hirvimaki

And it is Tolkien, not Tolkein.

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by pubgirl on Jan 9th, 2004, 7:11am
I don't understand what you are trying to prove, Ok I got it wrong too.

W

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by pubgirl on Jan 9th, 2004, 7:15am
And if you think mocking people in a superior fashion is a good way to treat them, then that says quite a lot about you.


W

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by BobG on Jan 9th, 2004, 7:28am
This string sure deteriorated quickly from fun to crap.

Hirvimaki, please carry on with your story.

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by catlind on Jan 9th, 2004, 8:20am
Hirv, please continue with your story, your writing has much talent!

As I read your tale I am wondering if you write for Harlequin under a pen name!  If not you should, make some money with that talent man!

Your work for OUCH on the newsletter is very much appreciated, it's a very professional work and much thanks go to you and Donna for all your hard work and effort.

Now get on with story dammit!  I have to leave for Iowa at noon!

Cat

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by stevegeebe on Jan 9th, 2004, 8:24am
Could it possibly be a distasteful blend of pride and envy Bob?

Humans....?

Steve G

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by BobG on Jan 9th, 2004, 8:36am
Yep  :D Heavy on the envy.

If I was in Denver I'd be scanning the phone books for a lady named Doll.

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by echo on Jan 9th, 2004, 8:52am

on 01/09/04 at 07:28:17, BobG wrote:
This string sure deteriorated quickly from fun to crap.

Hirvimaki, please carry on with your story.


I thought it went from fun to barf.  But thats just my opinion. [smiley=hurl.gif]

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by cathy on Jan 9th, 2004, 11:11am

on 01/09/04 at 06:46:53, Hirvimaki wrote:
Cathy,

I don't know what set you off. I am not insulted though. How could I be?  I am certain the delicious irony of receiving literary criticism from someone who thinks "Not all those that wander are lost..." is a grammatically sound sentence is lost on you, but it is too rich not to enjoy. (Yes, I realise you do not understand, that's the point.) Please, critic away


Hirvimaki


Hirvimaki...what set me off as you put it, I merely said what I felt, Doll's post made me want to barf but you know it had a smiley face..it was said tongue in cheek, but excuse me,  WHERE did I comment on your literature...however as you've mentioned it, all I can say is I didn't think that some of the content was appropriate...but it seems you cut and paste well.....

You now get personal, just for the record you've got it arse about face....my quote under my profile has got absolutely nothing to do with Tolkien....please critic away...yep grammatically correct


Quote:
Every family of degenerate needs a trained monkey to throw shit.
...Please don't be so hard on yourself you can stop throwing now... ;;D

A good way to gauge the true character of a person is to watch how they treat others......thankyou for opening my eyes...obviously you havn't opened your eyes wide enough yet....

Have a nice day...and please don't deprive us of your great story I think I can handle it now I took an alka seltzer.

Cathy

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by cootie on Jan 9th, 2004, 11:50am
Now all we need is for Fabio ta check in....you know....the model guy one......yeah Hirv you could definetly write for romance novels......you have a way of captivateing an audience dureing the good the bad and the ugly sequences. (I didn't mean that in a bad way either !) Brits are fiesty.......I like that......they keep us all on our toes......when fiesty girls go wild Pam

OK....could we please get back to the story....I am hanging here or do you want me to make up an ending ? Oh nooooooooooo.........cuz it'd end up in a bar fight with the girls missin a few teeth and hair bein pulled.......and a few black eyes and broken furniture till me and jonny could show up

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Hirvimaki on Jan 9th, 2004, 11:54am
More story on the way very soon...  Having a KIP 4 makes me grumpy, but I'll try to get it written today or tomorrow...

Don't worry Pam, there's a fight in there... And you and Jonny are always welcome!

Hirvimaki

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Margi on Jan 9th, 2004, 11:56am

on 01/09/04 at 11:50:24, cootie wrote:
when fiesty girls go wild  


dang, Coots....I think you just gave away the ending to Hirv's story.....



Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Hirvimaki on Jan 9th, 2004, 11:57am
Margi! Shhh! :)

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Peppermint on Jan 9th, 2004, 11:58am

on 01/09/04 at 11:56:37, Margi wrote:
dang, Coots....I think you just gave away the ending to Hirv's story.....


Hmmmmm... just where were you on New Year's Eve Margi??  :D

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Margi on Jan 9th, 2004, 12:03pm
not with Hirv, honey.....  LOL


celebrating our 14th wedding anniversary, in fact!  quiet clustery night, actually.

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by cootie on Jan 9th, 2004, 12:07pm
Oh cool....did me and jonny save the day......yeah we was prolly over at the ajoining biker bar called Tatts 'n Beer with a heavy metal band dancein. Then we headed over to the other bars and saved the girls from lesbians. But a fight broke out before we got there.....so....a few injuries curtail'd. Jonny took the lesbians home and I winked at Hirv Pam  ;) ;) ;)

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Hirvimaki on Jan 9th, 2004, 12:13pm
Jonny got the lesbians?!?!?! Damn! Must have been when I was giving myself a Trex injection...  Naughty, naughty Jonny... Taking advantage... :)

Hirvimaki

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Tiannia on Jan 9th, 2004, 12:21pm

on 01/09/04 at 12:07:36, cootie wrote:
ajoining biker bar called Tatts 'n Beer with a heavy metal band dancein. ........ Jonny took the lesbians home and I winked at Hirv Pam  ;) ;) ;)


If we are bringing in Lesbians shouldn't the bar be called Bikes and Bi's.....   ;;D

Tiannia

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Peppermint on Jan 9th, 2004, 1:27pm
TATTS 'n Beers or Ti.... never mind .

;;D

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Donna_D. on Jan 9th, 2004, 4:08pm
You all just about gave me a heart attack...SHEEEEESH!!

About halfway through page three of this thread I was picking up the phone to call an ambulance!  

Hirv, I appreciated EVERYTHING you do for the newsletter and brochure.  I hope a flame fest such as this will not deter you from our current agenda!

Glad to see everybody is smiling again...

OH, and when do I get the next installment of the story?

Hey Pam...that was way cool that you and Jonny saved those chicks from the lesbians.  Where did you learn to throw a punch like that!  

Super impressed by Pam's kicking ass ability Donna D


Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Doll on Jan 9th, 2004, 7:10pm
May you all have a wonderful weekend, sprinkled with smiles, giggles, and sunshine! :)

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Hirvimaki on Jan 12th, 2004, 10:35am
I had a bad CH weekend, so I apologise for not posting sooner. Sadly as more time goes by the details of New Year's Eve are not as clear (I am getting older...), but we are nearing midnight...

Back to the narrative.

...


I sat back down on at the table and asked the waitress if she would bring me another coke.  "Sure," she said and disappeared into the crowd in the direction of the bar.  The smoke-filled air and the flashing lights had started to bother me.  As I sat and watched the couples out on the dance floor and my heart beat settled down into a slower rhythm, I felt a twinge on the left side of my head.   Oh no, thought I.  I scanned the mass of people for any sign of my wife or Sara.  The pain hit as I stared into the smoke.  It felt like a hot coal embedded behind my left eye.  Not now, I thought. Not here.  I thought about the oxygen tank sitting in the back of the Jeep in the parking lot and the Imitrex auto-injector in my wife's purse.  

"Are you feeling ok?"  The waitress had returned with my coke. "I'll be ok," I said and took the drink from her hand.  I tried my best not to show the pain on my face. "You don't look so well," she said.  I glanced back at the bathrooms and saw Sara and my wife heading back toward the table. "I'll be fine, thanks," I managed to say at last. "OK," she said finally, "but let me know if you need anything." She smiled a puzzled smile and walked away.  The beat of the music and swirl of the lights was now torturous.  I pressed the palm of my hand hard up against my eye and forehead.  It's not that bad, I thought to myself.  Just a little one.  I noticed I had started to bounce my right foot.  It shook the table.

"What a nightmare," Sara was saying to my wife.  They both slid into the chairs at the table.  "Not too impressed with the bathrooms," Sara said to no one in particular. "Three sinks."  She grimaced.  My wife began to say something in reply but stopped mid-sentence.  She reached over and gently touched my hand. "Oh no," she said. "Are you getting hit?" "Yep," I quipped, immediately ashamed of the tone I had used. "I've got your injector," she said. "There's no line at the men's room." She dug through her purse and produced the little grey box. She handed it to me. Sara began to say something but was silenced at a sharp glance from my wife. I got up from the table and started toward the men's room.

More...

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Hirvimaki on Jan 12th, 2004, 10:38am
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The club had become a surreal nightmare. I was keenly aware of the smell of smoke, acrid and bitter. The pain had spread out across my face, a sharp, pinching sting right below my cheek bone and sickly warmth above my eye and across my forehead.  The conflagration continued to burn behind my left eye and it felt as though the left side of my face was waxen and slack.  I pushed my way into the bathroom and looked for an open stall.  The door to the large stall at the end was ajar.  The handicapped stall, I thought to myself. Ah, irony.

I walked into the stall and with a mechanical deliberateness locked the door.  I leaned up against the wall and pushed my head against the cold tiles.  I began to rhythmically knock my head against the wall, each strike bringing a moment of relief.  I fumbled to get the grey box open. I pulled out the auto-injector with its bright orange button. I pushed it down into the cylinder containing the vial of Imitrex.  I twisted it and pulled it out again. I dropped the box and tugged at my shirt. I grabbed a hold of a chunk of flesh on my belly and pressed the end of the pen into it. I paused for a moment, as I always do, thinking about the needle and the nausea, but at last I depressed the orange button and felt the sharp stab of the needle.

I stood a moment longer with my head against the cool wall before sitting down on the toilet, cradling my head between my hands.  I could feel the dull ache in my stomach where the needle had pierced the skin and the drug had been pushed into my tissue.  An unpleasant warmth started to spread through my body and I could feel my heartbeat increase.  The warmth spread up through my head, creeping from the base of my skull up around my face.  The fire behind my left eye flared and was replaced by a dull, shallow ache.  The nausea hit.  This will pass, I told myself.  I sat with my head in my hands, the world spiraling and quivering as I listened to the sounds around me; the voices and the sounds of running water and footsteps.

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Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Hirvimaki on Jan 12th, 2004, 10:43am
The nausea finally passed. The pain in my head became barely a whisper. I stood up, picking up the dropped auto-injector box. I pushed the pen back in the vial receptacle and then replaced the pen in the holder. I put the box in my back pocket and tucked my shirt back in. I felt the raw welt on my skin at the point of injection. The joints of my arms and legs ached and I felt incredibly tired. I unlatched the door and walked out and over to the sinks. There were three men waiting in line at the urinals and two at the sinks. I glanced at myself in the mirror. A little worse for your fight, I thought. I splashed cold water on my face and shook off another wave of nausea.

When I returned to the table my wife and Sara were talking with the waitress.  The waitress scuttled off, her gorgeous behind swaying back and forth, and I sat down, my wife taking my hand. "Feeling better?" she asked.  Her blue-blue eyes held worry. "We can go."  "Yes," chimed in Sara. "No, I don't want to go," I said. "I think I'll be fine. I'm just a little sick to my stomach now." Sara took my other hand and squeezed it tenderly. "You don't have to stay for me," she said.  "No," I said, "I need to stay for me."

We sat watching the dancers for a few minutes before my wife finally said, "I hear you were assaulted." I looked at her and she winked. "By the bimbo in the angel costume." "Ah," I said. "And here I thought the waitress would keep my secret." "We girls tell each other everything, you know?" she said. "I told her you like them young." She and Sara laughed.

More (soon - and I promise it is all fun after this)...

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Paigelle on Jan 12th, 2004, 11:09am
I am so sorry you had a bad CH weekend!  Are you feeling better today?

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Hirvimaki on Jan 12th, 2004, 11:12am
I am, thanks!  PF, today.  :)

Hirvimaki

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Tiannia on Jan 12th, 2004, 12:08pm
Glad to hear that H.  Thank you for your stories they are a wonderful and much needed destraction for me today...

Tia

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Hirvimaki on Jan 13th, 2004, 1:37pm
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By the time the girls had finished their drinks and were ready for another round, my queasiness had settled down to a manageable level. I offered to get them more drinks, knowing that walking around would help me feel better. "I think your husband is trying to get me drunk," Sara said to my wife. My wife patted Sara's hand gently while smiling at her and said, "You already are drunk."  "I suppose you're right," said Sara, "But just a tiny bit."  They both giggled.  I left them to their mirth and walked back toward Alley Cats.

The line at the bar in Alley Cats was still much shorter than in the other bars and I only had to listen to "Can't Touch This" and "Heart of Glass" before I was again talking with the bartender in the low-rise jeans. I could see the strap of her underwear above the curve of her jeans on her hip. Very sexy. "Back for more hard stuff?" she asked sweetly. "No. I'm the Designated Drink Bringer this time. Two Smirnoff Ices, pretty please." She turned around to retrieve the bottles from the cooler on the wall behind the bar.  As she bent over I could see the top of a tattoo on her lower back, the wings of a fairy or a butterfly, and more of her underwear.  Pink, I thought. Interesting. She set the bottles on the bar and popped off the tops with a bottle opener. "I like your tattoo," I said. "I wish I could see all of it." "I bet," she said with a smirk, handing me the drinks, "It's an angel." "How much?" I asked. "Nothing."  I shrugged and smiled as coyly as I could at her. "Maybe I'll get to see that tattoo after all," I said as I stuffed a five dollar bill into her tip jar. "Maybe," she said.

I walked back out into the hallway leading to Denim and Diamonds and was nearly run over by two girls running toward the entryway.  "...in a fight..." I heard one of them telling the other. I stopped to look in the direction in which they were headed.  The movement of the throng of people in the lobby seemed a little more chaotic and centered around one area. My curiosity was piqued and I walked toward the crowd. Two girls were locked together, one with the other's long brunette hair in her hands and the other with the first's white button shirt in her grip. The crowd of people had graciously created an area big enough for the girls to tussle. "Cat fight!" I heard someone shout. "Bitch!" from the girl holding onto the other girl's shirt.  She gave a tremendous tug and the sound of material ripping lifted above the other noises. "Ow!" she screamed in response to a hard pull on her hair.  

One of the club bouncers pushed his way into the circle of people and grabbed at the girls. "Get away from me!" the girl with the now-torn shirt was screaming at the bouncer. The sleeve was attached only at the bottom and the collar was stretched and torn.  He was attempting to pull the girls apart but they each had a death-grip on the other and refused to let go.  Another bouncer forced his way into the circle of people from the other side. He grabbed a hold of white-shirt and the first bouncer grabbed the brunette with both hands. Slowly they pulled the girls apart. The brunette continued to scream and kick for a moment and then fell still. Her hair was swept over her face and her eye make-up was streaked down her face. It gave her a wild, feral look.  She stared at the other girl, the hate almost tangible. The girl in the white shirt turned into the bouncer and began to cry. Her stockings were ripped just below her skirt and she had lost one of her shoes. I had apparently missed the best parts of the fight. I turned back toward Denim and Diamonds.

"That was quick," said my wife as I set the drinks down on the table. "Not much of a line in there," I replied, motioning toward the hallway and Alley Cats. "I watched the end of a cat fight though." "Oh?" asked my wife. "Nothing pay-per-view," I said. "And very little skin, sadly." "Poor thing," Sara said as she picked up her Smirnoff Ice and took a drink. Both of them had abandoned their chairs and were standing, swaying to the country song now playing. I put an arm around each of their waists and pulled them next to me. "Only an hour before midnight," I said. "Where do you girls want to be when they drop the balloons?" "South Beach!" they said almost in unison.

More coming... Only an hour away from 2004!...

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by cathy on Jan 13th, 2004, 6:51pm
I know what happens next...you take them home and have rampant sex then fall asleep .....snoring no doubt...

Cathy  ;;D

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Hirvimaki on Jan 13th, 2004, 7:05pm
No. Although the sex was licentious, kinky and depraved, there was a fine degree of control. ;) The only rampant sex I recall was with a girl from Lancashire, although that was long ago... Something about that accent just drove me mad.

Hirvimaki

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by pubgirl on Jan 13th, 2004, 7:07pm
Cathy has a Fens accent, that would drive anyone mad ;;D

Wendy

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Hirvimaki on Jan 13th, 2004, 7:52pm

on 01/13/04 at 19:07:21, pubgirl wrote:
Cathy has a Fens accent, that would drive anyone mad ;;D


[smiley=crackup.gif]

Hirvimaki

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Peppermint on Jan 14th, 2004, 9:58am
so Puck...... I would imagine there is some pleasure derived from making a [smiley=clown.gif] wait for the next installment of this novela...
get on with it - its driving me mad...   :D

Fric

Title: Re: WAS ANYONE HUNG OVER NEW YEARS DAY
Post by Doll on Jan 15th, 2004, 1:51pm

on 01/13/04 at 13:37:56, Hirvimaki wrote:
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More coming... Only an hour away from 2004!...


Good thing I've learned to be patient with you.......



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