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(Message started by: don on Jan 2^nd, 2004, 1:21pm)

Title: I've just learned...............
Post by don on Jan 2^nd, 2004, 1:21pm

That monkey pox is caused by Prarie Dawgs.

Are the monkees aware they are being slandered?
What has been the simian response to this allegation?

And what causes chicken pox if not the chickens?

(I've gotta stop watching National Geographic)

Title: Re: I've just learned...............
Post by 9erfan on Jan 2^nd, 2004, 1:32pm

LOL!! I'm just glad I live in California where we DON"T have prairies, thus no prairie dawgs! We DO have monkeys but they're all in zoos....well, except for those ones that are on a lease with a guy playing an accordian and making his monkey steal money out of unsuspecting tourists hands....

Title: Re: I've just learned...............
Post by don on Jan 2^nd, 2004, 1:52pm

Quote:

except for those ones that are on a lease with a guy playing an accordian and making his monkey steal money out of unsuspecting tourists hands....

Thats IT! It's the accordian guy. He has placed the blame on the prarie dogs to take the focus off the monkees.

To think I was decieved into siding with the monkees when all along it was a complex web of deciet and deception by the accordian guys !

I'll never be comfortable listening to Polkas again.

Bobby Vinton you suck!

Title: Re: I've just learned...............
Post by Woobie on Jan 2^nd, 2004, 4:22pm

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm

LMAO!!!

[smiley=crackup.gif]

t.

Title: Re: I've just learned...............
Post by Cerberus on Jan 2^nd, 2004, 11:23pm

A reliable 30-06 rifle will take care o dem dawgs. (suggested to me by the head of the simeon anti-defamation league) I usually don't take advice from lesser apes but, hey, it was the most fun idea I heard in a while. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Ramon

Title: Re: I've just learned...............
Post by Rick_K on Jan 2^nd, 2004, 11:39pm

OK....I thing were on to somethin here

Title: Re: I've just learned...............
Post by AlienSpaceBabe on Jan 2^nd, 2004, 11:39pm

on 01/02/04 at 13:21:52, don wrote:

That monkey pox is caused by Prarie Dawgs.

You JUST learned? Geez, man, where ya been?

We've been slandering those poor simians for months and months here in Wisconsin! So far there's been no response in the media... but we know the media is controlled by the anti-simian factions.....

Lizzie

Title: Re: I've just learned...............
Post by floridian on Jan 3^rd, 2004, 2:59pm

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We've been slandering those poor simians for months and months here in Wisconsin!

And what about your Wisconsin slander of those Minnesota Gophers?? Have you no shame??

Title: Re: I've just learned...............
Post by don on Jan 3^rd, 2004, 3:21pm

HMMMM?

Ever heard of George Orwell? Hmmmm?